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Anonymous ID:Sl1VGUnt Mon 03 Sep 2018 03:27:02 No.6342794 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6342829 >>6343515 >>6343519 >>6343560 >>6344180 >>6344183 >>6344206 >>6344353 >>6345279

Anybody got any bad pee pee or poo poo stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Jv117LlA Mon 03 Sep 2018 03:43:28 No.6342829 Report

Quoted By: >>6344200

>>6342794
Last weekend on my way to my parents' I had to diarrhea really bad. I held it for an hour and managed to make it into the bathroom, but I started shitting before my ass hit the toilet seat. I blasted green shit all over the toilet, the wall, my shirt, and my shorts. First time ever in my adult life I've had something like that happen

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:rbQV1Zvf Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:02:44 No.6343515 Report

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>>6342794
one time i peepeed and poopooed at the same time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:DY5vyb7Q Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:04:15 No.6343519 Report

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>>6342794
thanks been looking for that image

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YeZZR3At Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:05:36 No.6343526 Report

Quoted By: >>6344200

i piss myself overnight when drinking so i use adult diapers

tykable brand is cute so i picked that

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:7ohy1QDJ Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:05:44 No.6343527 Report

Quoted By: >>6344200

first grade in elementary after breakfast break class I was so scared to ask the teacher to go to pee so I peed myself. When others noticed I just showed them the empty tea cup from breakfast signiling them I spilled my tea on me

Heaven

Heaven ID:H2WU1yT+ Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:11:01 No.6343560 Report

Quoted By: >>6343570 >>6344200

>>6342794
once I was walking down the beach and some cunt had buried his babies disposable nappy in the sand and my foot slid into it like a sock and all this yellow shit spewed out and squirted up my leg
I started trying to kick the fowl thing off and it flipped up an hit me in the face
at that point I threw myself into the surf tried to scrub my skin off with sand then ran home and showered for the rest of the day
really sucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YeZZR3At Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:12:49 No.6343570 Report

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>>6343560
wasn't me i don't shit in them i literally am just preserving my bedding

Heaven

Heaven ID:H2WU1yT+ Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:16:50 No.6343586 Report

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>>6343570
it was a babies one not some ass sling for a fat fucking manbaby

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:YeZZR3At Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:18:52 No.6343594 Report

Quoted By: >>6343601

>>6343586
i dont get this fat meme

my diet is literally vodka and nothing at all

i tried drinking milk but i threw it up everywhere

Heaven

Heaven ID:H2WU1yT+ Mon 03 Sep 2018 07:22:24 No.6343601 Report

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>>6343594
you could weigh 40kg and you would still be a fathead

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:hr6mDdfP Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:12:00 No.6344180 Report

Quoted By: >>6344193 >>6344200

>>6342794
>be me 15
>going to school normally
>longest day in the week
>drink a fuckton of water thoughout the day
>last lesson
>INeedToPee.gif
>cant go, because I am a home shitter
>fear the school bathrooms
>WaitAndSitItOutTilHome.jpg
>lesson ends
>"bye everyone, i need to hurry now!"
>rush to bus stop
>miss the bus
>have to walk
>halfway trough
>LegIsGettingWarm.png
>just peed myself
>the little retard i am i just let it all out
>not even bothering taking my pants off and releasing the rest in the tall gras
>completly pissed my pants
>everything is wet
>walk past some people i know
>act like everythings normal
>Piss smell and stain
>come home
>dad breaks into laughter
>mommie tries so hard not to laugh
>be me, literal faggot who wouldnt take his pants off to pee in the tall grass, but instead releases everything into pants

Sorry if too long, sorry if thats not the topic. Thought i would share :)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CuGJGhtT Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:12:45 No.6344183 Report

Quoted By: >>6344200

>>6342794
I shit my pants in 2nd grade it smelled like instant noodles but I ate hotdog

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aP6G4QBO Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:13:06 No.6344187 Report

Quoted By: >>6344200

I shidded and farded and camed in my pants

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:s/WZ/nTx Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:14:59 No.6344193 Report

Quoted By: >>6344199

>>6344180
why didn't you went to a corner where nobody see you and just pissed in there? that's what I would have done

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:hr6mDdfP Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:17:50 No.6344199 Report

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>>6344193
The thing is, i was completly alone when i pissed myself. I could have just opened my pants. But I thought "If I already started, why bothering change that, there is already pee in my pants now" But I didnt thought that I would piss like 2 galons ya know.

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Anonymous ID:3oajmNhz Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:18:08 No.6344200 Report

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>>6342829
>>6343526
>>6343527
>>6343560
>>6344180
>>6344183
>>6344187
lmao what the fuck is wrong with this board
fucking get it together cunts
zoz

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:a21VsCVx Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:19:03 No.6344206 Report

Quoted By: >>6344471

>>6342794
In the first grade I soaked the bottom of my shirt in piss at the urinal because my mother made me wear a shirt that was too big for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Y+bbCYxo Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:46:39 No.6344345 Report

Quoted By: >>6344521

>bust a nut
>immediately needs to pee
>feels some pee still left in my pp canal, being clogged up with leftover cum
>hurt my penis
Anyone else suffering from this?

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Anonymous ID:0pU7jGzA Mon 03 Sep 2018 09:50:47 No.6344353 Report

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>>6342794
I pee pee my pants at school when I was 6 or 7
I can't remember other stories but I probably have some suppressed memories

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:/QbeC2Mw Mon 03 Sep 2018 10:10:20 No.6344471 Report

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>>6344206
Ah yes, it was your mother's fault. Not yours for being incapable of holding your shirt up.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Mn0UzKr3 Mon 03 Sep 2018 10:20:19 No.6344521 Report

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>>6344345
Everytime I nut this happens. It's also really hard to pee right afterwards

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VgEz+aZ0 Mon 03 Sep 2018 13:00:25 No.6345279 Report

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>>6342794
I once had diarrhea while at school. I poo, but then notice there is no more toilet paper. I fucking cleaned my ass with my hand then rushed to the sink. Find out there is no soap as well. FUCK. Wash it with no soap. Then i walked back to class with an awkward face. When I got back home i washed it for like 15 mins.
I am an idiot

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Anonymous ID:2pWoNcUq Mon 03 Sep 2018 13:14:19 No.6345334 Report

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When i was in 4 i was in aruba with my parents and i shit in the pool and my dad caught it and threw it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:d4Zh/7QG Mon 03 Sep 2018 15:37:18 No.6346114 Report

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>kerdasi amaq

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