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Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 15:48:32 No.634425 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>634450 >>634462 >>634739 >>634871 >>637053 >>637144

>get horny
>browse /h/
>fap for 30 mins
>cum
>completely loses the sense of lust and goes back browsing 4chan
>reality finally hits and cries in a corner

This is the apex of my fucking life /bant/. 27 years old and still a ugly dumb manlet loser who will never have a gf.

Laugh at my pathetic life /bant/, HAHAHA!!! I AM SUCH A LOSER WHO SMELLS LIKE CUM RIGHT NOW AFTER FAPPING FROM A JAP DRAWING

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ff6WxHU2 Sun 21 May 2017 15:50:16 No.634450 Report

Quoted By:

>>634425
before 4chan
>just an average male doing average stuff
1 year in
>wtf im a manlet loser is my hair started to JUST holy shit imma die a wizard

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ff6WxHU2 Sun 21 May 2017 15:51:20 No.634462 Report

Quoted By: >>634541 >>634542

>>634425
also btw at least you don't live with your parents.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HD8MLbIy Sun 21 May 2017 15:51:46 No.634470 Report

Quoted By: >>634497 >>634541 >>634579

Don't be silly anon!

here's still hope in your pathetic, virgin, neet life!

JUST FOLLOW YOUR HEART!

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:HD8MLbIy Sun 21 May 2017 15:53:51 No.634497 Report

Quoted By:

>>634470
Whoops!, I misspelled there incorrectly

Silly me...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VguhrV1r Sun 21 May 2017 15:56:19 No.634541 Report

Quoted By:

>>634470
>>634462
Jose and merchant are giving various options. As a slav I'dd suggest to you drinking vodka untill liver failure.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 15:56:20 No.634542 Report

Quoted By: >>634571 >>634615

>>634462
>at least you don't live with your parents.
Except I do though, and that's because living alone is way too expensive to sustain in a big city, so almost everybody here lives with their parents unless they're getting married and settle on a new home to start a family.

>average male
lel no, if anything I'm literally below average who is socially inept at making friends.

Think about it anon, if, by any chance I had a grand kids which I wanted to pass my story about my adulthood, I could think of nothing to say except fapping furiously for hours and come out of my room being reek of squid smell.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ff6WxHU2 Sun 21 May 2017 15:58:10 No.634571 Report

Quoted By: >>634605

>>634542
surely you have something you're proud of?

btw I also live with my family and im older.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 15:58:44 No.634579 Report

Quoted By: >>634611

>>634470
>27 years old
>hope

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOOOOOOOW NICE MEME MATE

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:00:57 No.634605 Report

Quoted By: >>634675 >>634696

>>634571
>surely you have something you're proud of?
Of course not anon, you're in a website where most people here doesn't have enough self-esteem to have much confidence in their life. I'm no exception.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:i8Y8bDZy Sun 21 May 2017 16:01:04 No.634611 Report

Quoted By: >>634678

>>634579
27 isn't old you cuntsniff. Just go out of your house and fuck the women in your area. Simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QCr0fo45 Sun 21 May 2017 16:01:27 No.634615 Report

Quoted By:

>>634542
atleast you're alive, even though nothing you do in this life matters; for that matter, nothing anyone does in life really matters. i suggest you think like this, it makes things easier

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ff6WxHU2 Sun 21 May 2017 16:06:24 No.634675 Report

Quoted By:

>>634605
I often think im an irredeemable loser but I have done some cool things.

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឴ ID:4S2CIgQR Sun 21 May 2017 16:06:40 No.634678 Report

Quoted By:

>>634611
yes, yes, very simple...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:06:56 No.634687 Report

Quoted By: >>634713

This may be /bant/ but you fucks are unusually nice towards a mentally unstable guy from a 3rd world shithole. Am I getting trolled?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xhfgV4Wk Sun 21 May 2017 16:07:39 No.634696 Report

Quoted By:

>>634605
>everyone on this board is a retard

Sure. Keep believing your own lies.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:QCr0fo45 Sun 21 May 2017 16:08:51 No.634713 Report

Quoted By:

>>634687
no, faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:3ZlsUJij Sun 21 May 2017 16:10:29 No.634729 Report

Quoted By:

That feel when tall and handsome and get attention from women all the time but I am the kind of guy that will only talk to/have sex with a girl he has feelings for. That schizoid feeling.

I will see my crush again in 3 months so who knows maybe it will all get better, I don't know how Tinder normies do it

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឴ ID:4S2CIgQR Sun 21 May 2017 16:11:14 No.634739 Report

Quoted By: >>634794 >>634818 >>634974 >>637053

>>634425
I don't understand why people want a gf that bad
it's highly overrated
having a gf isn't the only thing in life you know

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:14:53 No.634781 Report

Quoted By: >>634817 >>634855 >>636124

Screw you fucking fags, I gave you the absolute permission to make fun of my pathetic life and you suddenly act like /adv/, I don't know if you're celebrating Opposite Day today but no amount of goodwill advice will bring salvation to my already dead soul.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ff6WxHU2 Sun 21 May 2017 16:16:08 No.634794 Report

Quoted By: >>634817

>>634739
only underaged faggots who'd never experienced the atrocities a gf causes on a daily basis cry about muh no gf aweorkowker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p/kxcNzH Sun 21 May 2017 16:18:23 No.634817 Report

Quoted By: >>636124

>>634781
Awwww it looks like you're enjoying this tbqh. Maybe you just need some people like you to talk about your problems. Or you are just a fucking normie attention whore.
Also this >>634794

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:18:23 No.634818 Report

Quoted By: >>634841

>>634739
>I don't understand why people want a gf that bad

It's not like I really want it either too, but life's just really depressing if you don't have somebody to talk to about life and relationship especially when your parents consider you a big failure of an offspring and they won't even lend their ears for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p/kxcNzH Sun 21 May 2017 16:21:08 No.634841 Report

Quoted By: >>634898

>>634818
Do you at least have any friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vRfA4vuQ Sun 21 May 2017 16:22:09 No.634855 Report

Quoted By: >>634898

>>634781
Are you from r9k? They tend to be overly dramatic just like you.
Philippines.. How is your country anyway? Your chicks look good for sure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:8jnxlwD1 Sun 21 May 2017 16:23:57 No.634871 Report

Quoted By: >>634931

>>634425
>/h/
>not /d/

You can't even do degeneracy right. Go all the way next time Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:26:22 No.634898 Report

Quoted By: >>634955

>>634841
I'm totally shut in my room the whole day spending my Sunday night on /bant/, I think you know my answer.

>>634855
Pinoy women are down-to-earth whores. They see white people, they hunt for one. I seriously think pure pinoy girls has cease to exist.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:29:19 No.634931 Report

Quoted By:

>>634871
I browse /d/ occasionally though, monster girls are fucking hot. Oh fucking god I love drooling off to people's porn drawings, it's like I've already failed my duty as a human being to procreate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p/kxcNzH Sun 21 May 2017 16:31:45 No.634955 Report

Quoted By: >>635012

>>634898
Consider using drugs and getting drunk so you get the courage to talk to people and getting friends and probably a gf. Or at least you will fuck someone and lose your virginity.
Also post pic of you and let /bant/ judge you if you are ugly and disgusting as you think.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:kUDv9KvF Sun 21 May 2017 16:33:01 No.634974 Report

Quoted By:

>>634739
A lot of lonely guys think having a gf will make their life better just by having someone around but don't realize that it's also a responsibility that can get a bit frustrating. I know I didn't realize how much work it was until I finally got a gf and then realized that it meant giving up a lot of free time and not being able to be a lazy shit as often as I would like to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:36:14 No.635012 Report

Quoted By: >>635022 >>635721 >>635769

>>634955
>Consider using drugs
I said I'm pathetic, not suicidal

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:IeELmxoY Sun 21 May 2017 16:37:04 No.635022 Report

Quoted By: >>635069

>>635012
consider using drugs

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:40:46 No.635069 Report

Quoted By: >>635683

>>635022
Why do you namefag here but not on /int/?

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:IeELmxoY Sun 21 May 2017 16:45:27 No.635683 Report

Quoted By: >>635710

>>635069
>he thinks I use /int/
I hope you fapped to something good
find a job

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wQBRbmVA Sun 21 May 2017 16:47:39 No.635710 Report

Quoted By: >>635860

>>635683
You know I was actually making another thread on /adv/ so I could ask for serious advice until I stumbled upon this >>>/adv/18334531

My sides are fucking destroyed, I used up all my energy and I can't fap anymore.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:4kzCwu0h Sun 21 May 2017 16:48:19 No.635721 Report

Quoted By:

>>635012
what did he mean by this

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:p/kxcNzH Sun 21 May 2017 16:51:36 No.635769 Report

Quoted By:

>>635012
Then fucking get drunk and go out. Or join a group of people that have the same interests as you. Or hell why fucking not pay a bitch and at least lose your virginity.

Jellyfish

Jellyfish ID:IeELmxoY Sun 21 May 2017 16:57:49 No.635860 Report

Quoted By:

>>635710
I've been jacking off on average 3x a day for more than a week now
and I'm still horny
git gud

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:nN53iEjD Sun 21 May 2017 17:18:19 No.636124 Report

Quoted By: >>637356

>>634817
It's more likely the latter.
>>634781
>>>/facebook/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IM0YrWiJ Sun 21 May 2017 18:26:14 No.637053 Report

Quoted By:

>>634425
It's okay buddy, not everyone can be happy in this world. I'm not happy either, I have no future in this country, and I'm too much of a proudfag to clean toilets in the first world. When I got old, I probably wont have enough money to pay my remedies and I'm most likely going to retire.
>>634739
I agree that having a gf isn't that amazing, but NOT having gf makes society treat you like a loser, and having people looking down on you is a pain in the ass.
That's why when I go to the beach to hunt sluts, I wear a wedding band I got for cheap.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:aXHf7KYw Sun 21 May 2017 18:31:23 No.637144 Report

Quoted By:

>>634425
>Bored
>Browse /e/
>fap for 10-15 minutes
>cum
>Feel fantastic
>clean up, go get some cake
>listen to music while browsing /bant/
>reality finally hits
>I'm wasting my life away but I couldn't give less shits
Life is good, for now

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:dBXlk2I7 Sun 21 May 2017 18:40:42 No.637249 Report

Quoted By: >>637320 >>637339

>browse /d/
>fap for 1 minute
>cum
>feel pathetic

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aXHf7KYw Sun 21 May 2017 18:47:09 No.637320 Report

Quoted By:

>>637249
1 minute? I envy you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vzjsXq6D Sun 21 May 2017 18:48:15 No.637339 Report

Quoted By:

>>637249
taking premature ejaculation to the next level

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gZQlYa0j Sun 21 May 2017 18:49:35 No.637356 Report

Quoted By:

>>636124
Why dont you start a youtube show and make some money that way?
All you need is a camera
you can spam the videos all over the chans and probably be successful if you make something that is even a modicum meme worthy/interesting

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