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>get bombed by rooskies because DIE YOU TERRORIST CYKA SYRIA, GOD, AL-ASSAD
>someone cut off my head
>wake up
>it was a nightmare
>sips nighttime sopa de macaco
>furiously jerk off to pictures of my younger self
>best nut in years
>uma delicia
>fly back to America
>notice that I'm masturbating on a plane
>scream "ALLAHU ACKBAR" and skeet in the pilots eyeballs
>hijack plane and fly it in loop-de-loops like a dumbass despite never flying a plane before
>be American
>get shot
