>>6358103*look in the window with tears in your eyes to see the recruiters get into their space suits laughing at you and talking about you*
"Then then he said I GOT AN 85 AHAHAHAHA my cat could get that!"
"Did he get the golf question at least?"
"Lol no he trailed off about planes and then sperged out like an autist."
"What a dumbass. Hey if Moses wrote the commandments on wood instead of stone how long will it take us to reject his sorry ass?"
*all of them pull out a notebook and a pen to write down long physics equations but end up doing it on glass instead in 30 seconds*
All at once: "As long as it took him to open the door."
