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Does anyone else here "fart" out of their penis?

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>be me
>have problem where when I get an erection my penis excretes air
>it's not really audible unless it's really quiet environment (happens in little poofs of air)
>turn 19
>hook up with qt3.14 girl at house party (ok maybe not that cute)
>anonsfirstblowjob.jpg
>she start succ
>everything's going well
>all of a sudden, I feel the air pressure in my schlong balloon start building up
>dickfart in her mouth
>OHSHIT.png
>she goes "wtf? xD" and starts laffing
>i try to explain it to her embarrassingly while fully hard and her head between my legs
>she thinks "it's cute" and giggles
>mfw she can't stop laughing while succin' me off and i have to finish myself off

don't tell me to go see a doctor
other people have this shit too fuckers