>>6366348>>6366362The Jezebelposting problem had intensified, and threatened to consume the entire board. The meteoric rise in Jezebels coincided with an inverse and proportional fall in posting quality; the precipitous decline was inevitable, but one could scarcely have predicted it would have come with an army of jpg. succubi. The old guard resigned itself to the board's fate, and many left so as to avoid the full extent of the downfall. Those who remained cried out in anguish each time they were confronted with another lurid jezebel starring daringly at them from their computer screens. "STOP posting jezebels!" they exclaimed, cock in one hand and mouse in the other. It is one thing to have an unsuccessful love life, but it is an entirely different thing to be reminded of that failure when simply trying to discuss whether DFW would have an iPad if he were alive today. If some had their way, literature would be as sexless as they were- or at least literature boards. Regardless, the puritanical chorus raised the issue in every thread started with a vivacious young woman wearing form-fitting dresses or athletic shorts revealing an excessive amount of thigh. "Stop posting bare cute feet!" blurted one beleaguered anon, so aroused he struggled to make the post. It was over all quite a ghastly scene, with such raffish men frothing at the mouth, shouting at computer screens and their own libidinal energies.
