>>6374597Meh. In my mind there's a difference.
Tom a straight white male with a healthy sexuality: "Hey john how's it going?"
John a normal gay with a healthy sexuality: "Pretty good Tom. I heard you took the Mrs out to Olive Garden last week. How was it?"
Tom: "Oh you know same old shit. She drinks 6 glasses of wine and I've gotta carry her home."
John: "Oof I know how that goes. Me and James hit up the dive bar on 3rd and tied on off. He was puking in our hydrangeas."
Tom: "Sounds like a fun time. You two uh...you know?"
John: "Nah I didn't want him to puke all over me. You know I don't like to talk about that stuff. Saw your lawn while I was backing out. You've got a bald spot near the sidewalk. You want me to put some seed on that for you?"
Tom: "Really? I wasn't even aware. Sure man go for it I'd really appreciate it. Maybe I can change the oil in your Prius in return."
John: "The thing has been running a little rough lately. Sure lets do it. You catch the game last night?"
Tom: "Yeah but I dozed off halfway through in my chair. Game was a wash anyways."
John: "I hear you it was a complete blowout. Well I better get back to work. Was nice talking with you. I'll get that seed on your lawn when I get off work."
Tom: "You have a good one."
Alternatively.
Tom is a straight white male with a healthy sexuality: "Hey James how's it going?"
James is a flamboyant faggot with an unhealthy obsession with his own homosexuality: "Oh haaaaaaaaaaaay Tom! I'm doing *pops mouth* good. David really RODE my ass last night."
Tom: "Oh....uh... yeah. Your lawn is looking a little long. You should probably mow it soon."
James: "I'll tell you what else is LONG tehee. I don't care about the grass. I'd rather LAY somewhere else if you know what I mean ;)"
Tom: "Uh no I don't know. Oh you mean....yeah. Well if you want me to ride the old lawnmower over there I'd be happy to get it looking presentable."
James: "Oh sweetie you can take a RIDE with me anytime you want."
Tom leaves.
