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ITT: Bant crews a spaceship 3: Tod Howard edition

Anonymous ID:lRHAvFiS Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:08:33 No.6381102 View View Reply Original Report

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The ship is still mostly fucked but because of the valient efforts of its repair and now scrapping crew it is operational and has warp capabilities. Also you guys were able to loot a metric ass-ton of recreational drugs off the destroyed slugmen ship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:6NqVNmgI Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:10:24 No.6381119 Report

Quoted By: >>6381124

DURRRRF BLIF BLOPPPFFF BLAAAPAPPFF BUMPIDTO BUMPIDYBUMPIDYOINGO YAAAAAYYY AH AHA AHAHAHAHHA
DURBLURF BLLLLUUUUUUMMMMMMPPPFFFFFDA DA
DA DA DA DDDDAAAAAHHAHAH BBBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
but in space

Captain

Captain ID:4K7/w3SE Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:10:52 No.6381124 Report

Quoted By: >>6381128

AI why is>>6381119 on our ship still

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:bX4YRBc9 Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:11:43 No.6381128 Report

Quoted By: >>6381142

>>6381124
he's the IT department

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6NqVNmgI Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:13:39 No.6381142 Report

Quoted By: >>6381170

>>6381128
>the IT department
but in space

Captain

Captain ID:4K7/w3SE Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:16:57 No.6381170 Report

Quoted By: >>6381185 >>6381201 >>6381226 >>6381362

>>6381142
look i need help loading Quake 3 on my computer. its not turning on

Tech Support

Tech Support ID:iLUEpxz+ Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:19:10 No.6381185 Report

Quoted By: >>6381201 >>6381362

>>6381170
Did you try restarting it?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6NqVNmgI Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:20:59 No.6381201 Report

Quoted By: >>6381362

>>6381170
>>6381185
do this except in space

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NMx5LGcb Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:24:23 No.6381226 Report

Quoted By: >>6381362

>>6381170
Uninstall, then reuninstall.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:38:53 No.6381362 Report

Quoted By: >>6381400

>>6381170
>>6381185
>>6381226
>>6381201

<<REBOOTING>>

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NMx5LGcb Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:40:29 No.6381385 Report

Quoted By: >>6381455

Umm, guys, this is cartography...
Where did all the air go?

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rgfYlFpV Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:41:22 No.6381400 Report

Quoted By: >>6381427 >>6381849

hon hon hon
*snort*
*places sapper on >>6381362 , the AI*
crouton

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rgfYlFpV Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:43:46 No.6381427 Report

Quoted By: >>6381849

>>6381400
spy sappin mah dubs

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:47:09 No.6381455 Report

Quoted By:

>>6381385

<<reboot completed>>

*air returns to the ship*

Tech Support

Tech Support ID:iLUEpxz+ Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:49:36 No.6381474 Report

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We have lost the last Doritos bag in the mess hall.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rgfYlFpV Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:50:42 No.6381490 Report

Quoted By: >>6381553 >>6381849

*teleports bread*

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rgfYlFpV Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:56:13 No.6381553 Report

Quoted By: >>6381569 >>6381701 >>6381849

>>6381490

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rgfYlFpV Fri 07 Sep 2018 23:57:45 No.6381569 Report

Quoted By: >>6381611 >>6381849

>>6381553

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:00:42 No.6381611 Report

Quoted By: >>6381629

>>6381569
::[unidentified lifeforms detected on the engineering deck. Caution is advised]

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rgfYlFpV Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:02:44 No.6381629 Report

Quoted By: >>6381649 >>6381849

>>6381611
*breaks the sapper on AI*
wheeeeeeewee! would you look at that!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D1tVCDf9 Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:03:07 No.6381635 Report

Quoted By: >>6381673

Do we have a Raviolsauro
Where are my beloved Raviolsauri

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:04:42 No.6381649 Report

Quoted By:

>>6381629
::[Engineer is credit to team]

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:06:48 No.6381673 Report

Quoted By: >>6381745

>>6381635
::[The carcass of the dead Raviolsauri is still in the medical bay waiting for someone to investigate it. Also multiple Raviolsauri can be found on the planet's surface.]

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NMx5LGcb Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:09:06 No.6381701 Report

Quoted By:

>>6381553
On starship Bant, bread eat you!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D1tVCDf9 Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:11:59 No.6381745 Report

Quoted By: >>6381776

>>6381673
Carcass? Why...

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:14:56 No.6381776 Report

Quoted By: >>6381832

>>6381745
::[LOADING AUDIO LOGS]

{"Joe from the Personnel Department ID:/F/nEt/G Fri 07 Sep 2018 14:00:35 No.6375366 Report
Quoted By: >>6375390 >>6375408
>>6375268
Got it
*Puts on gear and walks out of ship*
So.. every trainer I've had has told me to aim for center mass... but I can't do that if we want the things internals... but I can't hit the head if I want it alive... Wait a minute!
*Swaps modified M16A1 for old Italian Vetterli-Vitali M70/87/15*
If this thing was called obsolete during WWI, and there's been like, 70 World Wars sinc then, I should be able to shoot this thing regularly and just disable it! Here it goes!
*Shoulders Vetterli and fires at the horse*"}

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D1tVCDf9 Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:22:05 No.6381832 Report

Quoted By: >>6381878 >>6381885

>>6381776
Were they a danger? Or this crew is just a bunch of heartless, exalted killers?
Sorry, i need sometime alone, i'm going to take a walk outside to admire these beautiful creatures

Captain

Captain ID:4K7/w3SE Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:24:05 No.6381849 Report

Quoted By: >>6381856

>>6381400
>>6381427
>>6381490
>>6381553
>>6381569
>>6381629
AAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID YOU TELEPORT BREAD I SAID YOU'RE BANNED FROM THAT

Tech Support

Tech Support ID:iLUEpxz+ Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:25:39 No.6381856 Report

Quoted By: >>6381865

>>6381849
Captain I have to relieve you of your duties it seems you are emotionally incapacitated.

Captain

Captain ID:4K7/w3SE Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:26:58 No.6381865 Report

Quoted By: >>6381870

>>6381856
are you threatening me master tech support

Tech Support

Tech Support ID:iLUEpxz+ Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:28:01 No.6381870 Report

Quoted By: >>6381885 >>6381897

>>6381865
The SHIP AI will decide your fate.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:30:50 No.6381878 Report

Quoted By:

>>6381832
::[The crew panicked when they learnt this: "{{{SCANING...}}}
__________________

::[on closer inspection they seem to have a mouth that functions similar to a snail. They have a special type of tongue that's covered in ridges. This tongue, or radula, can have more than 2,500 ridges. To eat, the horse opens his mouth and rubs his tongue against the food source, cutting of tiny pieces with his tongue ridges. As he retracts his tongue, he brings the food back into the mouth to eat. As for the herbivore/carnivore thing, we require a dissection. You are able to name this creature as there are no official documents on it.]"

Joe from the Personnel Department

Joe from the Personnel Department ID:t1hJoL7i Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:33:11 No.6381885 Report

Quoted By:

>>6381870
I always knew we were secretly ruled by robot overlords.
>>6381832
Sometimes sacrifices must be made Ignazio. I was told to kill the Raviolsauro and I did. Orders are orders and that's the reality of the corporate-technocratic hellspace we live in.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:35:24 No.6381897 Report

Quoted By: >>6381908

>>6381870
(I rolled a 34)

::[Captain... Captain. Under ECT declaration No. 2221239, you are temporarily demoted until you regain mental stability. You may decide who replaces you until you recover.]

Captain

Captain ID:4K7/w3SE Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:38:17 No.6381908 Report

Quoted By: >>6381971

>>6381897
I AM THE CAPTAIN
*pulls out plasma torch, ignites it and spins as i autistically screech*
*hits wall and passes out*
*note in my pocket says that Joe is the captain*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 00:52:37 No.6381971 Report

Quoted By:

>>6381908
He really just... OK.
*reads note*

"I declare Joe the captain of our great vessel the... Name undecided."

*I carry the captain to the medical ward*

Shelby from NY

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Shelby from NY ID:GHSv0A5x Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:02:26 No.6382013 Report

Quoted By:

Chief Medical Officer Shelby reporting for duty!
Is all well staff?

Shelby from NY

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Shelby from NY ID:GHSv0A5x Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:04:59 No.6382022 Report

Quoted By: >>6382095

All is not well, great.

Unnamed

Unnamed ID:ZGyBgCho Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:13:02 No.6382082 Report

Quoted By: >>6382102

*quiet thumping from exterior of ship*

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:14:15 No.6382095 Report

Quoted By: >>6382120

>>6382022
Hello Shelby, we've got 2 jobs for you as of right now. The captain knocked himself out and needs stress counciling, and we have descovered a new species of eight legged snail horse that needs dissection and analysis.

PDF Guard Captain

PDF Guard Captain ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:15:29 No.6382102 Report

Quoted By: >>6382114

>>6382082
Ah shit. What's that.

Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ID:ZGyBgCho Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:17:38 No.6382114 Report

Quoted By: >>6382205 >>6382253

>>6382102
*rips open panel*
Hey guys it's me, Danny Devito
I heard you were in need of some extra help?

Shelby from NY

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Shelby from NY ID:GHSv0A5x Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:18:37 No.6382120 Report

Quoted By:

>>6382095
Wonderful!
I restrain the captain in my 'observation room'
A spacious 5 foot by 5 foot room surrounded by mirrors!

And I hope that thing is dead, I'm not about to die to that thing during observation

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:31:11 No.6382205 Report

Quoted By:

>>6382114
::[crew member {DANNY DEVITO} added]

Tech Support

Tech Support ID:iLUEpxz+ Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:37:25 No.6382253 Report

Quoted By:

>>6382114
This ship is not meant for Ammonia breathers.

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:47:34 No.6382323 Report

Quoted By: >>6382340 >>6382439

(I'm going to roll for random encounters if we don't get out of this system. There's nothing less to do then torment the tortilini horses)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:D1tVCDf9 Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:49:59 No.6382340 Report

Quoted By:

>>6382323
LEAVE THEM BE

SHIP AI

SHIP AI ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 01:59:38 No.6382439 Report

Quoted By: >>6382808

>>6382323
(rolling in 10)

Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ID:ZGyBgCho Sat 08 Sep 2018 02:34:22 No.6382808 Report

Quoted By:

>>6382439
Wow, what's this fancy techno-gadget?
I wonder what'll happen if I juuuust-
*smacks incredibly hard*
Oops, looks like I broke it
Hehe, you'll have to get that IT bugger to fix it!

GM ID:lRHAvFiS Sat 08 Sep 2018 02:46:45 No.6382937 Report

Quoted By: >>6385773

Hey thread I'm back but now I'm not phone posting so lets try and save this train-wreck.
(38)

*a gigantic space jellyfish warps into the sector. It hasn't noticed the ship yet, which until further notice I will refer to as the "ECT Unsinkable III"*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:reuhf8Yw Sat 08 Sep 2018 07:01:41 No.6384191 Report

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spess

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2eN3kAg8 Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:04:45 No.6385748 Report

Quoted By: >>6385779

What are this thing's capabilities? Do we even have a proper deflector dish or would going into warp shred us like a cheese grater? Get that jellyfish thing out of visual range! Fire up the secondary engines!

Joe "I'm the Captain now"

Joe "I'm the Captain now" ID:t1hJoL7i Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:09:54 No.6385773 Report

Quoted By: >>6385783

>>6382937
Wait. if we're called the Unsinkable III, that means the first two sank...

Joe "I'm the Captain now"

Joe "I'm the Captain now" ID:t1hJoL7i Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:10:28 No.6385779 Report

Quoted By:

>>6385748
Do what the gypsie said!

>Romania

>Romania ID:2eN3kAg8 Sat 08 Sep 2018 13:11:06 No.6385783 Report

Quoted By:

>>6385773
Captain, might I ask how does one sink in space?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CyrhnGen Sat 08 Sep 2018 14:48:47 No.6386574 Report

Quoted By: >>6386616

>>6381102
I am a new recruit standby for orders

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CyrhnGen Sat 08 Sep 2018 14:55:48 No.6386616 Report

Quoted By:

>>6386574
Sir, what is my job on this ship? need a librarian for any reason at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:reuhf8Yw Sat 08 Sep 2018 18:11:02 No.6387747 Report

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...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:fuDwX3wh Sat 08 Sep 2018 18:14:40 No.6387777 Report

Quoted By: >>6388822 >>6390360 >>6390361

Hey guys I'm your new janitor

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:6tmbNBsL Sat 08 Sep 2018 20:17:50 No.6388822 Report

Quoted By: >>6390360

>>6387777
Start scrubbing the floors!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:reuhf8Yw Sat 08 Sep 2018 22:49:26 No.6390252 Report

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beep boop

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rgfYlFpV Sat 08 Sep 2018 22:51:35 No.6390268 Report

Quoted By:

poot

Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ID:rZRTKw15 Sat 08 Sep 2018 23:05:00 No.6390360 Report

Quoted By:

>>6387777
>>6388822
My, my, those are some beautiful digits!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CyrhnGen Sat 08 Sep 2018 23:05:00 No.6390361 Report

Quoted By:

>>6387777
nice digits, quadible promotion

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:reuhf8Yw Sun 09 Sep 2018 00:55:17 No.6391310 Report

Quoted By:

*ping*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:reuhf8Yw Sun 09 Sep 2018 04:53:01 No.6392850 Report

Quoted By:

*pong*

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:GdJj8Ijv Sun 09 Sep 2018 07:42:11 No.6393539 Report

Quoted By: >>6393634 >>6394162

Do we have any females aboard?

Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Danny Devito from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia ID:ZGyBgCho Sun 09 Sep 2018 08:12:25 No.6393634 Report

Quoted By:

>>6393539
Apparently there's a rumor around, no more girls left in space. I must have scared them off with my Magnum Dong.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:CyrhnGen Sun 09 Sep 2018 09:18:00 No.6394162 Report

Quoted By:

>>6393539
We have Alice

Malay pilot

Malay pilot ID:rKx1duW6 Sun 09 Sep 2018 11:01:35 No.6394639 Report

Quoted By:

You guys need I new pilot? I can fly!

bant is a gayboard

bant is a gayboard ID:Pnfv3YIz Sun 09 Sep 2018 11:07:17 No.6394654 Report

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Engineering room here
I don,t who keeps dropping small panties that look like they have been soaked in cum down the toilet but ot have to stop tthy are breaking the waste pips amd we get cover in shit every time it haopens
When i finde you i will rape your fucking asd so stop it

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