>>6394251Cuz we can.
Also, we can afford to eat the best food everyday. I eat a 2 pound porterhouse steak for breakfast everyday... Sometimes with a side of scrambled eggs and bacon, other times with fried potatoes and sausage.
Then, for Elevensees, I have either a hamburger and fries, or fish and chips.
I take lunch at 1:30, and usually eat at an all you can eat Chinese or Indian buffet. For second lunch, I'll eat a sub sandwich, a pizza, or eggplant parmesan. I usually go for sushi at happy hour, 5 to 6. Then, around 7:30, I drink a fifth of cognac, and eat prime rib, lobster, and onion rings. Around 11pm, I eat a bag of chips and salsa and guacamole. I wake up around 3am, and drink 64 ounces of orange juice, with 6 Honeycrisp apples. Around 4:30 am I wake up to shit, and have a few bowls of cereal and milk, and if I'm still peckish, I'll eat some ham or pork chops.
I'm 6 foot 3, and 210 pounds.i think I burn a lot of calories by fucking a few whores each day. I also smoke three packs of unfiltered camels, which I think help curb my appetite.
Fuck now I'm hungry again.
