"Hey"
"Yeah its me, Astolfo"
"You thought I was a pooftah? nah m8, you're the pooftah"
"Now listen here, you got two choices"
"Either you get on your knees right now and suck my big dick or you join the trap army and help us retake the Fatherland"
"Whats it gonna be?"
"Whats it gonna be?"