imagine a 9/11 movie but the main character is a window washer and he turns around on the dangling balcony after finishing one of the highest floors and sees the plane and the plane undoes all of his hard work by crashing into the twin towers and our main character is angry and decides to avenge his lost hard work and goes after the terrorists in the plane who are still alive but to prevent being culturally insensitive to muslims, the terrorists are replaced with clowns and the plane didn't explode into a fireball but instead it exploded into confetti and the clown terrorists are killing people by slamming them in the faces with pies and our main character (who is starred by bruce willis) must fight the clown menace and prevent the twin towers from collapsing and avoid getting pied to the face and the big plot twist is that the clowns that attacked the world trade center were north koreans disguised as clowns and it almost starts ww3 and americas all poised to invade north korea but our main character continues fighting the north korean clowns in the collapsing twin towers and discovers the star of david on one of the clowns and realized its all a jewish false flag and north korea did nothing wrong and now he has to convince america that north kroea is innocent and they need to attack israel but hes on the top of the twin towers, every floor below him is full of really strong jewish north korean clowns and theres no cell phone service and the towers collapsing, can he fight his way down the twin towers and warn america about the mistake theyre making before the tower collapses on him?