>Canada
WE WUZ RELEVANT
*dies in waiting room*

>USA
WE WUZ REBELS
*gets shot*

>Finland
WE WUZ NORDIC
*hangs self*

>England
WE WUZ AN EMPIRE
*confiscates butter knives and condones child rape*

>Italy
WE WUZ ROMANS
*lazes around doing fucking nothing at work*

>Japan
WE WUZ SAMURAI
*cums on figuring and dies alone*

>China
WE WUZ EASTERN CIVILIZATION
*hits a child with their car then backs over them to make sure they're dead*

>Germany
WE WUZN'T NAZIS
*restricts freedom of speech*

>Australia
WE WUZN'T CRIMINALS
*pays $100 USD for a video game*