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The Last Good Thread of The Internet

Des !PacitoRmuU ID:9H+RPmuf Wed 12 Sep 2018 09:24:16 No.6417798 View View Reply Original Report

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This is a public service announcement. I am officially making the last good thread of the internet. This is a warning to all of you. No matter where you go, everything else from this point onwards will be complete shit. You will try to rationalize it, maybe think it is impossible for no good thread to ever pop up again. But the longer you wait, the more insecure you will get. It will never happen again. So I advise you to turn away from the internet now, for your own sake. You have been warned.

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Anonymous ID:HRax+0+1 Wed 12 Sep 2018 09:25:39 No.6417803 Report

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Good morning, my name is Sergei Nazaroberg.

I'm a 27 year old blockchain advisor startup fund manager (crypto investor for you normies). I buy Bitcoin and Litecoin in Coinbase, and spend my days perfecting my investing and day trading in superior chinese exchanges. (Binance, Huobi, etc)

I check and manipulate Chainlink's price every day, this superior altcoin can overperform all the chink scams you will ever buy in and give me a thousand times my money back, and is vastly superior to any other shicoin on earth. I verified my Bitfinex account two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Satoshi Nakamoto and his original point of view for Bitcoin, which I follow 100%

When I get my golden-plated Lamborghini by exit-scamming internet autists, I am moving to the Seychelles to flee the tax collectors and hitmen that will be sent after me. I hope I can survive long enough to see the singularity happen!

I own several failed projects, which I've abandoned halfway the job and swiped under the rug. I want people to forget them before I start the next project, so I can scam autists out of their NEETbux easier. I bow to more experienced con artists and speak Chinese to them as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in this hustle!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9H+RPmuf Wed 12 Sep 2018 09:39:13 No.6417845 Report

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well I haven't been proven wrong yet that's for sure

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:U+qwYkPC Wed 12 Sep 2018 09:40:57 No.6417853 Report

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I can fondly recall my father placing his boot heel upon my infant back as I attempted to crawl across the splintery floor of our unheated shack in hopes of catching a mouse and thus feed myself.
I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.

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