>wake up feeling foggy
>go into kitchen to get some stale coffee
>sugar, milk, coffee, ice
>reach into fridge and grab shredded cheese
>put a handful of cheese into the coffee
>drinking coffee thinking "why does this taste so weird"
>takes me like 10 full minutes to realise that cheese in coffee is not normal

did i have a fucking stroke or something? i am not joking when i say i gulped down a sugary, iced coffee beverage topped with like, a stupid amount of cheese. i chewed the cheese up and shit. idk man. i was totally sober, too. what the fuck happened??? :(