My biggest fantasy is to be a Templar in the time of the crusades
I'm an heartless killer, a war machine
my morning star craves the blood of the infidels
'till i lock eyes with a jew
"Kill him!"; commands the master
"kill him, or i'll kill you both"
So i tighten my grip on my mace and
SBAM
i crack the skull of my master, put the jew on my horse and flee
He holds me tight during the ride, and my heart goes doki doki
It's starting to rain but luckily there's a hut in the middle of nowhere
so we take shelter and have a lot of sex <3