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I've already made an entire thread that was just telling this story a few months back, but I didn't include the last bits that truly messed me up at the time.
>Be wage-slave
>Working the night shift at Walmart
>Really fucking tired
>Anyone who has worked at Walmart can tell you the people who shop there are what gives America the stereotypes associated with us
>It gets worse at night
>But this man was different
>The man walked in
>Looked like a crackhead
>Wearing a beanie that had "DUMB" printed on it
>Live in a more up-scale, more civilized part of town so it's rare to see these kinds of people
>There was a small row of DVDs you see when you enter, he picked one up and walked towards produce
>Don't mind him that much
>Work with the next few customers
>He comes back around with his items
>Paw Patrol DVD
>A red carrot (I didn't know carrots could be grown as red, but that's besides the point)
>Vaseline
>One of those large bags of candy people usually buy for Halloween
>Syringes
>And he was carrying sleep medication that was at a really high dose (I was only able to see it because he placed it on the conveyor, unaware he already bought it)
>His credit card got declined
>Being tired, retarded, and going full auto-pilot during this shift, I simply let the guy have his items anyway
>WaitwhatdidIjustdo.jpg
>He told me "Look for me in the paper tomorrow"
>Mfw
>Wake up, almost one o'clock
>Go outside, check the mail, grab the paper
>Got into some habit of grabbing the newspaper, even though I don't even read it
>This time, I read it
>Some guy managed to knock out kids by injecting candy with the sleep medication
>He then played the Paw Patrol DVD on loop, and it should be obvious what he did with the carrots and Vaseline.
>Tfw I could've stopped The Paw Patrol Molester but my brain went full auto-pilot
