W-Welcome back to the lit- I-I mean the fifth Reich's worshipping corner with D-Daruku3D, the only Article 13 compliant OC on /bant/! "miss me" haha? [THE AFOREMENTIONED QUOTE HAS BEEN COPYRIGHTED BY BBC NETWORK FOR USE IN THE BRITISH TV SERIES SHERLOCK] <5

I figured many of you have been asking themselves why my big sister Alice3D hasn't been online for quite a long time. U-Unfortunately I have to inform you that after her last thread s-she drew the attention of the EU gest- I-I mean authorities and now s-she's serving her time in an Auschwitz penitentiary for c-copyright infringement. Y-You did a good job Sissy b-but y-you don't mess with c-copyright laws! <5

T-Today we'll talk about the fresh n-new bible of our European overlords. D-don't forget to add "HEIL MERKEL" after typing your message in the c-comment box! <5

HEIL ME- wha? What's wrong Ahmed w-why are y-you pulling out your...
N-NO NOT AGAIN IN MY B-BO... P-P-PLEASE!!