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Anonymous ID:6eJhJF0i Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:07:03 No.6434810 View View Reply Original Report

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How do I hold a conversation?

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666_xXx_51PP3R5UPR3M3_xXx_666 ID:notYVPst Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:10:10 No.6434828 Report

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with ur hands silyl

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Anonymous ID:E4F0kHqB Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:10:29 No.6434832 Report

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>>6434810
pretty easy
>takes out and stares at phone

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Anonymous ID:F7D07lK9 Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:10:54 No.6434834 Report

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stop having autism

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Anonymous ID:r2mGunq+ Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:12:42 No.6434849 Report

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>>6434810
Smile and nod then go home and talk about anime online.

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Anonymous ID:z44aIWEH Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:15:17 No.6434863 Report

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>>6434810
ask them a question about themself, comment on their response a bit (maybe with an anecdote) then ask them another relevant question from there. Repeat this and don't take too long answering their questions to you when they ask (most people want to talk about themselves). Thats it.

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Anonymous ID:RRhzzCFh Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:16:24 No.6434868 Report

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Anonymous ID:notYVPst Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:20:49 No.6434958 Report

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>>6434868

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Anonymous ID:5Zz8bFSK Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:21:23 No.6434968 Report

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>>6434810
with a brain

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ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:JnYH099w Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:22:03 No.6434972 Report

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talk to people who talk more than you then they just carry the conversation lol

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Anonymous ID:RRhzzCFh Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:27:03 No.6435002 Report

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>>6434958

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666_xXx_51PP3R5UPR3M3_xXx_666 ID:notYVPst Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:31:19 No.6435024 Report

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>>6435002
epic girls make epic cum

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Anonymous ID:RRhzzCFh Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:34:23 No.6435041 Report

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>>6435024
now there's some words to live by

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Anonymous ID:nUUu/ILy Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:39:58 No.6435069 Report

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>>6434810
vary superficially

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Anonymous ID:/g3ta0JL Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:42:09 No.6435079 Report

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>>6434810
be drunk

johnny smalldick

johnny smalldick ID:Go9lryAE Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:50:18 No.6435136 Report

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>>6434810
>be me
>average american
>wake up
>get shot by wife
>shoot her back in a loving gesture
>go downstairs to get ready to go to work
>get shot 3 times through window in crossfire of police shootouts
>go outside
>get shot by neighbor
>shoot him back in greetings
>get in car to drive to work
>get pulled over 7 times and shot by cops
>stop at mcdonalds for breakfast
>mcdonalds gets shot up
>decide to walk to work
>get shot in drive-by shootings 4 times
>get to work
>work is shot up 13 times while i'm there
>walk back home because car was stolen
>shot
>go inside house and go to bed
>shoot wife goodnight
An average day

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:VrTOqImB Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:51:27 No.6435147 Report

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>>6434810
>>6434868
>>6434958
>>6435002
Where are you guys finding all these pictures of me? I don't remember posting them on the internet.

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Anonymous ID:RRhzzCFh Fri 14 Sep 2018 18:56:05 No.6435191 Report

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>>6435147
someone put you in an anime

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Anonymous ID:QP6r65+W Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:05:51 No.6435247 Report

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>>6435136
Stay jealous Muslim fucker

johnny smalldick

johnny smalldick ID:Go9lryAE Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:08:52 No.6435258 Report

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>>6435247
>be mutt
>be shot
lole

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Anonymous ID:QP6r65+W Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:20:25 No.6435309 Report

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>>6435258
>be me
>be a Brit
>see Muslim
>greet Muslim
>Muslim asks if he can sleep with my wife
> "shore, mate"
>Muslim asks for all my possessions
>"alroyt"
>Muslim asks for my house
>"o course, mate"
>Muslim decapitates my kids in the name of Allah
>"Ok"
>Muslim asks for my country
>"yee"
>Muslim invites all his buddies
>"Shore!"
>"Oym so progressive!"
>Muslim asks for all my tea
>"OI YOU BLUDDY FOKIN BUGGA PUT YA DUKES UP SO I CAN DECK YA PROPA"

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johnny smalldick ID:Go9lryAE Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:23:52 No.6435369 Report

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>>6435309
>be American
>decide to get my big beautiful body™ ready for summer by shedding a few pounds
>doctor prescribes me a pill but tells me I have to stay off the greasy food
>lol fuck that, obliterate 12 bags of special edition extra cheesy bacon greasy doritos™
>30 minutes later feeling a mite peckish
>trudge down to walmart, already feeling out of breath
>dab forehead sweat with a spare extra bacon big mac I found in my pocket
>find the doritos section, grab the nearest pack my stubby little michelin arms can reach
>loudly voice my disapproval at the walmart staff for not stocking the extra jumbo variant
>make the long and arduous journey to the cash register
>see an skinny clearly anorexic british tourist at one of the registers
>all 12 of my chins start trembling in rage
>suddenly feel a fart wriggling out of my rectum
>come up with a devious plan
>position my shit processor in his general direction
>I can feel the fart almost breaching my shaking sphincter
>this one's gonna be a good one, I can feel it
>Oh man, here it comes
>Almost chuckle to myself in glee
>here it comes
>HERE IT COMES
>fuck
>here some commotion behind me
>"Urgh, that American just shit himself."
>Waddle home with the shit snug in my xxxxl sweatpants
>that night cry into my D. Trump dakimakura
An average day.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:cuUr7pQv Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:24:36 No.6435370 Report

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>>6434810
just be yourself!! lololol

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Real Real Real Suebi ID:DwjDqgm3 Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:26:57 No.6435385 Report

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>>6434810
limit your answers to monosyllables

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Anonymous ID:QP6r65+W Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:27:53 No.6435388 Report

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>>6435369
>namefag
>copypastas
>Muslim fetish
Stay jealous.

johnny smalldick

johnny smalldick ID:Go9lryAE Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:34:16 No.6435417 Report

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>>6435388
lole keep trying xD

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Anonymous ID:QP6r65+W Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:38:57 No.6435459 Report

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>>6435417
Y no memes attached?
...
Oh. Right.

johnny smalldick

johnny smalldick ID:Go9lryAE Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:39:35 No.6435461 Report

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>>6435459

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Anonymous ID:QP6r65+W Fri 14 Sep 2018 19:41:37 No.6435470 Report

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>>6435461
>American princess

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