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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:35:29 No.6436752 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6436779 >>6436810 >>6436963 >>6436971 >>6437367

whats it feel like to get a boner and how often do you guys get them
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Anonymous ID:v0w8iFUl Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:38:02 No.6436768 Report

Quoted By: >>6436777 >>6436781

Are you impotent or what

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Anonymous ID:o6ZwTkTu Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:39:58 No.6436777 Report

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>>6436768
Some people are female

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Anonymous ID:cz67vR2e Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:40:19 No.6436779 Report

Quoted By: >>6436865

>>6436752
>whats it feel like to get a boner
What happened to yours?

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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:40:32 No.6436781 Report

Quoted By: >>6436945

>>6436768
fuck off

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Anonymous ID:uQ+z8SQX Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:44:57 No.6436810 Report

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>>6436752
Like every time you see a cute girl and it feels good but it's also the most awkward as hell thing ever. Have fun hiding them.

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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:55:58 No.6436865 Report

Quoted By: >>6436945

>>6436779
give me one baby

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Anonymous ID:v2zWgm5u Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:06:35 No.6436945 Report

Quoted By: >>6437045 >>6437181

>>6436781
>>6436865
What happened, OP?

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:09:57 No.6436963 Report

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>>6436752
feels pretty good when the blood floods through the base and makes it get all big and floppy
and then after that it kinda stiffens and thickens and rises up like a hitler solute if i'm on my bed lying down
when im stood up its too heavy so it kinda points straight or down if its not a full stiffy
hope you enjoyed my weirdly descriptive description of a boner
also in public they suck

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Anonymous ID:BFOOlI69 Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:11:29 No.6436971 Report

Quoted By: >>6436975 >>6437225

>>6436752
Feels good at the start but if you have one for too long it hurts

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:12:34 No.6436975 Report

Quoted By: >>6436983

>>6436971
>if you have one for too long it hurts
this is true but why the fuck would you even let that happen

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Anonymous ID:uQ+z8SQX Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:15:25 No.6436983 Report

Quoted By: >>6436986

>>6436975
You don't. They tend to go away after a while but if you have one lasting longer than four hours then you have a priapism which requires medical attention. Thankfully, it's rare.

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:16:12 No.6436986 Report

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>>6436983
like sometimes when i was a kid it'd happen but it stopped years ago
this dood really has a dick disorder lul

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Anonymous ID:BWfBbgMo Fri 14 Sep 2018 23:31:13 No.6437045 Report

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>>6436945
Racism

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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:04:15 No.6437181 Report

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>>6436945
was born a girl thats what happened

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Anonymous ID:S/0sexhc Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:05:49 No.6437193 Report

Quoted By: >>6437205

sometimes it feels comfortable and relaxing like you're streching your penis and other times it hurts and throbs and makes you anxious until you wank
half of my waking life is spent with an erection

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Anonymous ID:S/0sexhc Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:06:47 No.6437199 Report

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i have the best ID ever

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Anonymous ID:9J8ydHjD Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:07:28 No.6437205 Report

Quoted By: >>6437219

>>6437193
based

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Anonymous ID:S/0sexhc Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:09:32 No.6437219 Report

Quoted By: >>6437263

>>6437205
no seriously i cannot stop from getting a erection when i sit or lay down
it got to the point i can only fall asleep with a boner because otherwise it's like there's something wrong and i keep tossing and turning

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Anonymous ID:VY2MdF6P Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:10:26 No.6437225 Report

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>>6436971
You mean blue balls? You should feel better after fapping.

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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:16:34 No.6437263 Report

Quoted By: >>6437335

>>6437219
fap more

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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:16:50 No.6437265 Report

Quoted By: >>6439812

or get a gf

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Anonymous ID:9tyPXF2k Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:18:58 No.6437280 Report

Quoted By: >>6437333

"I'm female. Please pay attention to me." the thread.

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:28:00 No.6437333 Report

Quoted By: >>6437377

>>6437280
not all thots have bad intentions
it'd be like askin what it feels like to nut from the clit
not really that curious but im sure some of you sick fucks would want to know

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Anonymous ID:S/0sexhc Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:28:28 No.6437335 Report

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>>6437263
no you fucking degenerate

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Anonymous ID:/kSNnoBl Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:34:29 No.6437367 Report

Quoted By: >>6437372

>>6436752
Open bob

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:35:25 No.6437372 Report

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>>6437367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar-HroDAwVE&t=37s&ab_channel=Cynondria
open cloth.

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Anonymous ID:6R2IIJwE Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:35:51 No.6437377 Report

Quoted By: >>6437386

>>6437333
I want to know desu

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:37:04 No.6437386 Report

Quoted By: >>6437397

>>6437377
stick a dildo in your ass till it rubs your boi clit in your butt lul

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Anonymous ID:6R2IIJwE Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:38:37 No.6437397 Report

Quoted By: >>6437411

>>6437386
how do you know that's the same thing

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:40:30 No.6437411 Report

Quoted By: >>6437420

>>6437397
closest you're ever gonna get unless you feel like tempting god and killing yourself, hoping to get reincarnated as a girl, somehow retain your memories as a man so that you can differentiate and make meaning of it, and then rub your bean

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Anonymous ID:6R2IIJwE Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:41:50 No.6437420 Report

Quoted By: >>6437422

>>6437411
wow you really thought this shit through
I'm impressed

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:42:12 No.6437422 Report

Quoted By: >>6437445

>>6437420
they dont call me big brain brit for nothing

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Anonymous ID:/kSNnoBl Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:45:24 No.6437445 Report

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>>6437422
They don't

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:47:29 No.6437458 Report

Quoted By: >>6437470

>>6437445
but i do

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Anonymous ID:/kSNnoBl Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:50:52 No.6437470 Report

Quoted By: >>6437473

>>6437458
I don't think so

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:51:31 No.6437473 Report

Quoted By: >>6437486

>>6437470
but i say im big brained all the time u dumb smooth brain
im leaving

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Anonymous ID:/kSNnoBl Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:55:27 No.6437486 Report

Quoted By: >>6437489

>>6437473
>his brain has wrinkles
Your time is soon old man

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Anonymous ID:CXRapmol Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:56:09 No.6437489 Report

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>>6437486
>his brain is smooth
your time has passed, dumb koala

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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:38:08 No.6438615 Report

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ew doge

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Anonymous ID:H/oj9Jct Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:27:37 No.6439812 Report

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>>6437265
Where do you think we are??

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Anonymous ID:ptOrdqhf Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:43:47 No.6439862 Report

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I dint know I have a vagina

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Anonymous ID:XL4ZfWbW Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:51:42 No.6439890 Report

Quoted By: >>6441934

>whats it feel like to get a boner
your dick gets really hard and sensitive and you want to have sex really bad
Sometimes if you get a really incredible one you feel a little light-headed
>how often do you guys get them
Generally don't unless exposed to erotic material, or thinking about having sex. Seeing something arousing generally gives you what the boys call a "semi", or "half a stiff" where your knob has more blood in it than normal, so it's bigger, but not enough to actually be hard.
When you're going through puberty sometimes you get boners for no real reason, which can be annoying because even if it's true, nobody would ever believe you if they caught you pitching a tent.

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Anonymous ID:gcjZd4IP Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:30:49 No.6441934 Report

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>>6439890
that puberty part sucks man sorry you had to go through that

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Anonymous ID:TGXQdh1v Sat 15 Sep 2018 15:32:51 No.6441937 Report

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OWO I'm a girl. How boner feel? Shower me in (you)s. I have a vagina i'm serious u dumb fucking retards <3

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