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Anonymous ID:ctUSIHGL Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:32:04 No.6438593 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6438602

>be me
>peeing
>have a mini seizure
>pee goes all over the god damn walls
every time

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:OoUsVt7X Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:34:02 No.6438602 Report

Quoted By: >>6438608 >>6438610 >>6439109 >>6440965

>>6438593
Sit down while peeing you big dummy

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Anonymous ID:ctUSIHGL Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:36:07 No.6438608 Report

Quoted By: >>6438625 >>6439109 >>6439118 >>6441378

>>6438602
but that's gay

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Anonymous ID:JshsqIPv Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:37:04 No.6438610 Report

Quoted By: >>6438625 >>6438630 >>6438636

>>6438602
This. I don't have seizures but my penis can be finicky when it comes to aim, I'll be pointing it at the toilet and sometimes it just decides to come out at some weird angle and go everywhere so I've just gotten used to sitting down now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ia5p06tm Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:41:50 No.6438625 Report

Quoted By: >>6438649

>>6438608
>>6438610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc

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Anonymous ID:ctUSIHGL Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:42:47 No.6438630 Report

Quoted By: >>6438636

>>6438610
well i wouldn't call it an actual seizure it's more like a shiver but i think everyone gets those right?
that happens to me too with the pee coming out at weird angles
maybe i will try sitting but idk, especially at public bathrooms i probably won't do it because i don't like to touch the seat

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:uyN8wRb4 Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:44:14 No.6438636 Report

Quoted By: >>6438638 >>6438649

>>6438610
>>6438630
same, and I sit too often. Not demasculating, only insecure people would care desu

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:uyN8wRb4 Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:44:34 No.6438638 Report

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>>6438636
*too, often.

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Anonymous ID:ctUSIHGL Sat 15 Sep 2018 04:47:50 No.6438649 Report

Quoted By:

>>6438625
epic
>>6438636
i don't actually care about that lol
i'm usually sitting for most of the day so it's nice to stretch my legs out every once in a while, that's probably why i like standing instead

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:08bqb/QI Sat 15 Sep 2018 07:10:53 No.6439092 Report

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my wife chino is so cute/

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Anonymous ID:/3meXQm+ Sat 15 Sep 2018 07:14:20 No.6439109 Report

Quoted By: >>6439118

>>6438602
BASED
>>6438608
no it isnt

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:P5D0AhRJ Sat 15 Sep 2018 07:15:38 No.6439118 Report

Quoted By:

>>6439109
>>6438608
what's wrong with you niggers i got used to sit down on the fucking toilet i can't even get to pee while standing up

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:ST5mJlHe Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:44:40 No.6440965 Report

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>>6438602
This. Being unable to pee comfortably while sitting down is the sign of a small penis. Your dick should naturally be pressed down by the rim.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Hl4GGZah Sat 15 Sep 2018 14:32:28 No.6441378 Report

Quoted By:

>>6438608
>Standing up and pissing all over your fucking walls like a 3 year old is more manly than just sitting down.
I'm glad god gifted you seizures anon

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