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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:45:23 No.6440324 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6440328 >>6440339 >>6440344 >>6440346 >>6440353 >>6440364 >>6440370 >>6440373 >>6440383 >>6440399 >>6440418

Dear Australians:
Is the threat of spiders crawling inside of your computer and dying a reality in your blasted lands? I live in a trailer park and my trailer seems to be infested with spiders, and I'm really worried about them living inside of my nice computer, dying on the motherboard and fucking up the traces or something. I don't bother them and they don't bother me, but if push comes to shove I will be forced to eradicate them. Any tips?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:47:29 No.6440325 Report

Quoted By: >>6440361

I'm bumping this. Non-Australians need not reply. I think Brazil has a bunch of spiders so maybe some Brazilians can give input as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:49:54 No.6440326 Report

Quoted By: >>6440327 >>6440329 >>6440333

I literally keep a pet spider that I feed in my bathroom, so far the number of bugs in my bathroom has dropped to one a week. I used to have 5 or 6 in there at any one time.

Spiders are harmless. Will post pictures if I must.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:53:32 No.6440327 Report

Quoted By: >>6440330 >>6440378

>>6440326
you must.

plz include your feet as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:55:58 No.6440328 Report

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>>6440324
Seal your computer fans with dust screens and thank me later for your dust /(Spider) free computer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:56:15 No.6440329 Report

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>>6440326
I do the same thing, especially during the summer, spiders can eliminates all those annoying tiny bugs attracted by light.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:56:28 No.6440330 Report

Quoted By: >>6440332 >>6440335 >>6440373

>>6440327
Pet spider and my manly, hairy toes. Was a bit difficult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:57:57 No.6440331 Report

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Not really, no food in computers, and there are simpler ways of dying.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 10:58:20 No.6440332 Report

Quoted By: >>6440337

>>6440330
I let spiders I know are harmless live as long as they are not a brown recluse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:00:41 No.6440333 Report

Quoted By: >>6440337

>>6440326
I hand feed the garden spiders in my back yard, I kill the ones that bite that are in my house.
Currently have one the size of a silver dollar, I fed it a moth last night.
I've been wanting to get one of these
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIDxw81yMI0
for some time and put it into one of my trees, I'm just afraid it'll start eating the hummingbirds kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:01:00 No.6440334 Report

Quoted By: >>6440337 >>6440340 >>6440348

Had this cunt hanging around last summer, probably more will show up now its warming up

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:04:22 No.6440335 Report

Quoted By: >>6440337

>>6440330
> feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:05:06 No.6440336 Report

Quoted By: >>6440349

I don't get why some people are scared of small spiders. If it's smaller than your hand spread out then you don't have anything to worry about. Fuck, even if it is that big then it's not hard to remove/kill.
Have a cup of concrete and harden the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:06:05 No.6440337 Report

Quoted By: >>6440338 >>6440342

>>6440332
She's friendly, she's seen me feed her and knows I'm helping her. Also, she stays in the bathroom and I keep the door closed, only really worried she'll bite me on the toilet but it doesn't seem she leaves her corner in the window where she guards an air hole to the outside which is potentially how the bugs are getting in.

>>6440334
That's a little bigger than what I'd consider useful.

>>6440333
Mine eats some sort of scum eating moth thing. I don't know what these bugs are and I don't trust anyone saying they're safe, pretty sure they gave me some disease.

People bitch about spiders biting them, but they don't unless you get in their space. There are bugs that'll give you diseases nastier than a little necrotic bite.

>>6440335
Bruv.

I'm a guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:07:36 No.6440338 Report

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>>6440337

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:09:49 No.6440339 Report

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>>6440324
spoiders are generally cool. even redbacks and suchlike just like to be left alone. any excess the geckos seem to clean up. and around here any excess geckos get cleaned up by snakes. pretty sure i have an amethystine python in my roof. ive only seen his tail. might be an olive. he wont fit inside my computah so not worried

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:12:33 No.6440340 Report

Quoted By: >>6440350

>>6440334
Fucking hell.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:12:44 No.6440341 Report

Quoted By: >>6440358 >>6440402

My house is full of spiders. Sometimes they build their webs in inconvenient places like across my bedroom door opening or startle me by repelling down in front of my face when I'm on the computer. Just this morning I had to detach a particularly strong web strand connecting my kettle with the used tea-bag receptacle. I try to keep my bungalow as dark as possible but when I put the lights on or open a curtain I can see multitudes of webs and fillaments covering the ceilings and upper walls. God, I yearn for death.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:14:01 No.6440342 Report

Quoted By: >>6440343 >>6440345 >>6440347 >>6440400

>>6440337
The ones I have will seek you out and bite you, usually while you're sleeping or lounging. Non venomous , but the bites itch 10x more than a mosquito. The garden spiders I hand feed have gotten to a point [literally 10 generations] that when they see me, they come out of hiding and wait in the middle of the web for me to give them something. They have no problem crawling on my hand and chilling out either, pretty cool desu
Pic related 1/2 is the most common, pic 2/2 is the type that get real large

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:14:18 No.6440343 Report

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>>6440342

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:14:59 No.6440344 Report

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>>6440324
I had a wolf spider or something nest in this big screw-hole gap in one of my speakers, probably because I completely switched over to using headphones.
Fucker nested there and then one day I walk in my room and there were tiny spiders everywhere.
I was vacuuming the fuckers up for a week.
I used to be cool with spiders, but you get anywhere near my computer and I will fucking end you

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:15:29 No.6440345 Report

Quoted By: >>6440347

>>6440342
I think thats the wrong spider, but they look similar just smaller

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:16:02 No.6440346 Report

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>>6440324
Good question Anglo leaf brother. First I have to point out that most of the spiders here are the size of a large Alsatian dog. So penetrating a computer is not hat much of an issue. I guess if you did have pussy-ass Canadian spiders that were small enough to enter your PC it might be an issue. If it was me I would get a Bilby and secure it inside my pc.. they eat insects, problem solved, your welcome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:16:53 No.6440347 Report

Quoted By: >>6440409

>>6440342
>>6440345
>The spiderbender.
Wait, so that one spider you are talking about would bite me even if I don't move or act aggressively?
Holy crap.
Are there any venemous spiders that do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:17:16 No.6440348 Report

Quoted By: >>6440350

>>6440334
Yeah he looks like a cunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:17:57 No.6440349 Report

Quoted By: >>6440351 >>6440372

>>6440336
What if it jumps on your face?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:19:26 No.6440350 Report

Quoted By: >>6440352 >>6440355 >>6440377 >>6440380 >>6440391

>>6440340
>>6440348
worst part is he fuckin moved into the toilet for a week, right at face level.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:21:01 No.6440351 Report

Quoted By: >>6440360 >>6440369 >>6440371 >>6440391

>>6440349
You flick it off.
Who in Australia hasn't had one of these drop on your face or walked into a giant web of an orb weaving spider face first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:22:13 No.6440352 Report

Quoted By: >>6440368

>>6440350
lel. in a month or so ill have green tree frogs in the cistern. snek fcking loves them, so you need to make sure a snake isnt poking its head out the bowl when you shit. once had an about 9 ft olive watching me every time i took a dump. disconcerting

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:23:15 No.6440353 Report

Quoted By: >>6440354

>>6440324
>Seriously I would be more worried about something like pic related happening myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:23:53 No.6440354 Report

Quoted By: >>6440357

>>6440353
eeew red belly blacks. cunts of things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:23:55 No.6440355 Report

Quoted By: >>6440356

>>6440350
How do you get rid of something like that? it'd make too much of a mess to whack with a news paper. If you set it on fire it would run and spread the fire all over the room before dying. Can you just grab its back and throw it outside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:24:36 No.6440356 Report

Quoted By: >>6440360 >>6440363

>>6440355
nah finbro, you leave them alone.hunstmen are bro tier spoiders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:25:11 No.6440357 Report

Quoted By: >>6440367

>>6440354
I've had them just come in the front door.
It's the trying to locate them that's a bastard because no one in the house can get to sleep knowing one of those cunts is around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:25:11 No.6440358 Report

Quoted By: >>6440359

>>6440341
Is that an Australian Silky Terrier? I own an Australian Silky Terrier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:25:47 No.6440359 Report

Quoted By: >>6440362

>>6440358
Useless dogs, the spiders eat them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:26:18 No.6440360 Report

Quoted By: >>6440366

>>6440351
>>6440356
respect and all but damn. y'all can keep that whole continent

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:26:37 No.6440361 Report

Quoted By: >>6440365

>>6440325
Ants are more of a problem than spiders.
We have so many fucking species of ants it makes no sense.

From the miniature to colossal 1 cm long fuckers.
Most of them bite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:27:24 No.6440362 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440359
Australian Silky Terriers were literally bred to kill snakes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:28:24 No.6440363 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440356
>you leave them alone.

Cant fathom this. Just the knowledge of having that in the house would be enough to disturb whatever I'm doing. If I see a small spider on the floor I have to get rid of it before I can be at peace

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:29:10 No.6440364 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440324
Not really because we seal our houses up pretty tight or we get a shit ton of mosquitoes with encephalitis and ross river virus in the house so spiders don't generally get inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:29:44 No.6440365 Report

Quoted By: >>6440376

>>6440361
I agree.. ants like warm places.. and mice.. and rats notorious for crawling into electronics and pissing on them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:30:20 No.6440366 Report

Quoted By: >>6440375 >>6440384 >>6440393

>>6440360
Honestly, you just get used to it. Now is the time where the deadly snakes come back out, the magpies attack and the ground shoots you with spears. Pic very related. You will never know pain until you walk into a paddock of bindies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:30:20 No.6440367 Report

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>>6440357
checked
used to work out the cobourg pen. and it wasnt odd to find strange animals all over the joint. found a 10 ft olive under the couch once, had green tree snakes fall in my dinner. once i was taking a crap and noticed a little ball of fur on the dunny windowsill. was a fucking sugar glider. took me half an hour to catch the little fucker, hopping all hibity bibbidy from couch to dresser to fan . was fucking comical.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:30:53 No.6440368 Report

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>>6440352
Reminds me of my time living in the amazon...
scorpions in shoes...fat fucking snakes in the linen closet...frogs in the shower, bats in the bedroom...

My dad once found an entire family of skunks living in his work boots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:31:17 No.6440369 Report

Quoted By: >>6440374

>>6440351
usually i look out for this when i go through alleyways at night but I've had one of these fucken things make a web across THE ENTIRE ROAD an still hit me right in the face

new south welshman

new south welshman Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:31:55 No.6440370 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440324
buy a small bird anon! it will eat everything you dont like and also function as an alarm for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:32:57 No.6440371 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440351
he cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:33:11 No.6440372 Report

Quoted By: >>6440379 >>6440385 >>6440387 >>6440405

>>6440349
There's been the odd occasion when one lands on my face and bites me but they've only been the pussy ones.
I've woken up with a barking spider on my foot in the middle of the night, cunt made a hissing sound which woke me up and it made my foot really itchy, just flicked it off.

Worst that has happened was when there was a barking spider underneath my shirt, just roosting up to me. That genuinely made me crack the shits, ended up doing a king kong chest smash and was left with smashed up spider all over me.

The only ones I really watch out for the most are funnel-web spiders, I was flipping my mattress one time and there must've been about 15 of the fuckers racing out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:33:21 No.6440373 Report

Quoted By: >>6440378

>>6440324
I want to genocide spiders
>>6440330
nobody asked for your foot you fucking weirdo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:33:29 No.6440374 Report

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>>6440369
Those webs are something you NEVER get used to.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:34:02 No.6440375 Report

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>>6440366
yeah, those things suck so much that they were deliberatley sewn around the Jardine homestead up the tip there so the blacks couldnt sneak up on them at night. 3 corner jacks suck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:34:12 No.6440376 Report

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>>6440365
never really had problems with mice...I live in a little jungle, shit is pretty balanced out. Have a few tree snakes and demented owls taking care of the mice...but the fucking ants.

We have these little brown fucking ants...they are tiny but super fucking hyper...they bite VERY hard and swarm furiously...
They love electricity so you always find them around PCs, sockets, radios.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:34:41 No.6440377 Report

Quoted By: >>6440405

>>6440350
I remember having one of those in my toilet one time. just pissed on it and flushed it down the dunny, right laugh that was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:34:47 No.6440378 Report

Quoted By: >>6440381

>>6440373
See
>>6440327
>you must.
>plz include your feet as well.
Oh... He wanted feet! As in, both of them! Nah, can't do that, it'd be too difficult to take that picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:35:55 No.6440379 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440372
Good times...got bitten in the face one time while I was sleeping, both my eyes became swollen shut...I thought I had gone blind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:38:00 No.6440380 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440350
this is why we have very toxic high powered sprays
blast it with science

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:38:10 No.6440381 Report

Quoted By: >>6440386

>>6440378
k then
I don't understand why anyone would want to see that though

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:38:27 No.6440382 Report

Quoted By: >>6440390

Spiders are pretty cool. Found this little bugger in my toilet this morning. Fished him out and let him go in the backyard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:38:40 No.6440383 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440324
Tips?
There’s nothing for them to eat in your computer; leave em be, harden the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:39:48 No.6440384 Report

Quoted By: >>6440388 >>6440392

>>6440366
>walk into a paddock of bindies
the crocodile hunter's lady baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:39:52 No.6440385 Report

Quoted By: >>6440389

>>6440372
got tapped by a white tail growing up in radelaide. was painful, no dripping flesh or anything.
now i just have shitcunt tier crocs and sharks to deal with. not that i go swimming or anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:40:44 No.6440386 Report

Quoted By: >>6440397

>>6440381
Where do you think we are? I'm talking about my pet spider.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:40:53 No.6440387 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440372
what are the ones that move around rolling sideways?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:42:28 No.6440388 Report

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>>6440384
Bindies don't grow in Victoria and to watch a Victorian find out what a bindy is the hard way is fucking hillarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:43:07 No.6440389 Report

Quoted By: >>6440395

>>6440385
>stay out of water to avoid crocs and sharks
>get killed by a cassowary

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:43:17 No.6440390 Report

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>>6440382
Should've cum on it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:43:31 No.6440391 Report

Quoted By: >>6440394 >>6440398 >>6440401

>>6440350
>>6440351
It's not like huntsman spiders are just in Australia. We have them in Florida too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:43:36 No.6440392 Report

Quoted By: >>6440403

>>6440384
nah burgerbro
there are a number of dicotyledon ground cover plants that have really spiky seed cases. in some species, the spikes on the seed can e many millimeters long, 1/4 inch in burger or more. hurt like fuck and will go straight through a thong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:43:51 No.6440393 Report

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>>6440366

No wonder the UK sent it's prisoners there.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:44:47 No.6440394 Report

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>>6440391

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:45:41 No.6440395 Report

Quoted By: >>6440404

>>6440389
cassowary are confined to a small area on the upper north east coast. mainly around tully and up past the daintree. cunts of things

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:45:52 No.6440396 Report

Quoted By:

Spiders are way overrated. Even Australian spiders can rarely kill you. It's just that we find them repulsive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:46:31 No.6440397 Report

Quoted By: >>6440406

>>6440386
>Where do you think we are?
ik that's unrealistic to expect feetfags to keep quiet here but still
>I'm talking about my pet spider.
I'd murder it if I could

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:47:11 No.6440398 Report

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>>6440391
florida sounds increasingly like the fnq of the usa
if it wasnt for all the spics and niggers i would want to visit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:47:12 No.6440399 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440324
>I live in a trailer park and my trailer seems to be infested with spiders
Stop living like a fucking abo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:47:32 No.6440400 Report

Quoted By: >>6440409

>>6440342
>. The garden spiders I hand feed have gotten to a point [literally 10 generations] that when they see me, they come out of hiding and wait in the middle of the web for me to give them something.

Wait, you domesticated spiders?

4chan is truly a board of wonders

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:47:31 No.6440401 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440391
Wew, they just missed Ireland. Like snakes too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:47:49 No.6440402 Report

Quoted By: >>6440412

>>6440341
burn it all down

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:50:05 No.6440403 Report

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>>6440392
oh we've got those in Florida as well. they spread like weeds and are an absolutely great reminder to mow the lawn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:51:15 No.6440404 Report

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>>6440395
thank god for you guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:53:52 No.6440405 Report

Quoted By: >>6440407

>>6440372
>>6440377
How do you fucking live on that continent. Thank god i was born in the Caucasus. I have seen a snake only once and the biggest spider i've ever seen was a ''longbodied cellar spider'' usually in the toilet. I just can't imagine having something like that in my house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 11:54:43 No.6440406 Report

Quoted By:

>>6440397
I'm pretty sure frogs invented foot fetish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:01:08 No.6440407 Report

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>>6440405
I've had a tiger snake wrapped around my ankle when I was 11, that was a truly terrifying moment of my life. I was going into the shed to go grab something and he came out of the scrub, I just screamed cunt at the top of my lungs and legged it back to the house and he fell off on the way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:02:19 No.6440408 Report

Quoted By: >>6440410

Come to think of it I've had a lot of fucked experiences with the wildlife here

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:03:31 No.6440409 Report

Quoted By: >>6440416

>>6440347
I don't know if any venomous ones will, the venomous ones around here leave you alone unless disturbed, but yes they will bite you on their own accord.
>>6440400
Pretty much kek
They'll even move their webs if they realize their in the way (if I knock it down or ruin it a few times), they won't go far but just change the angle or the anchor points a little

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:06:36 No.6440410 Report

Quoted By: >>6440411 >>6440414

>>6440408
The most dangerous invasive species in Australia has to be the Sudanese in Melbourne.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:08:26 No.6440411 Report

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>>6440410
Deadset, nuke Melbourne

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:09:45 No.6440412 Report

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>>6440402
I've known this to be the answer for a long time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:11:33 No.6440413 Report

Quoted By: >>6440415

Can't you aussies just vacuum up the spiders? Are they too fast/big? Every year in summer I have to hoover up about 20 of the fuckers a week, but ofc they're a lot smaller.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:14:04 No.6440414 Report

Quoted By: >>6440417

>>6440410
>>6440410
its not actually.
the most venomous invasive species in political correctness. is got so out of control that Bob Carr (former NSW premier and foreign minister ) and Germaine Greer, of all people, were uninvited from a recent writers festival.

wrongthink gone mad. the LNL podcast was fuckng hilarious when Carr was asked how , if he were still foreign minister, would deal with trump. greers comments were even funnier. ill see if i can find it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:14:31 No.6440415 Report

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>>6440413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4AnEt8VZDw

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:21:50 No.6440416 Report

Quoted By: >>6440960

>>6440409
what exactly do you feed them?

I've got a million spiders at work, some named

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:22:36 No.6440417 Report

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>>6440414
found it
http://mpegmedia.abc.net.au/rn/podcast/2018/09/lnl_20180911_2205.mp3 @41:00

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:23:40 No.6440418 Report

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>>6440324
Lol white trah caker

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lSpyO+VB Sat 15 Sep 2018 12:44:24 No.6440960 Report

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>>6440416
Any sort of bugs I catch. Flies, moths, small insects, sometimes even little pieces of raw meat.

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