>be me
>the year is 2019
>the usa went into civil war after the election
>hillary lost the election, and she tried to coup the trump dictatorship
>she ends up splitting the us in half and into civil war
>i was a spy for trump, and i ended up getting a bit too drunk at a celebration that they had won a single battle
>i dont exactly know what happened because i was so drunk. but i think i pissed on something and that got me locked up.
>anyway the story starts here

>be me
>locked in some smelly right wing super max prision
>that guy who is in this 10x10 cell with me really fucking stinks
>i'm determined to break out or get the death sentence.
>i go ahead and wait, figuring that if i kill him ill just get locked behind more solid walls of steel.
>i go ahead and inspect around the room
>my stinky ass inmate looks at me
"what you in for nigga"
>is he talking to me
"uh.. i just said trump is better than hillary and pissed on a democrat sign"
>i think that's what happened. i was so drunk i barely even remember.
"uh... you?"
>there's a bit of silence while he thinks to phrase his sentence.
"me and my antifa friends shot up a bank because it had a democrat sign outside"
>oh fuck no hes a far leftie. fucking commies.
>he didn't talk much. glad he isn't a bubba.
>soon it was lunch time
>macaroni and fish sticks. worse then how schools made it when obama was in power.
>fish sticks are so fucking hard i bet i could use it as a knife
>after a couple hours of hitting the fish stick on the side of the bed, its somewhat sharp.
>i wait till we get to go to the 'yard'
>two hours later we get to go to the yard to get a bit of fresh air
>walk up to a guard
>i try to stab him
>instead i get shot in the fucking arm and pass out
>i wake up in some kind of shitty detention room like you'd see in a school
hit text limit. making second part.