Hello friends; OP here. I have returned home and am now at a computer. As soon as I put down my phone at got to my keyboard I was transformed into a good poster that posts informative, helpful, and funny content on 4chan's /bant/ board. For instance, did you know that the smallest species of crab is the "pea crab"? The females of this species measure around half an inch wide, whereas the males are about a third of an inch wide. These little guys are parasitic and reliant on hosts such as mollusks to survive. Interesting stuff; truly this has been an enlightening experience for me.
