>>6460110Grab him by his hair and push him up against the wall. He struggles but I tower over him, he can't get free. I hurl questions at him asking what the fuck he's doing in my house and how he got in. The shock of my reaction has him fumbling words, he can only stammer out
>"I-I thought I would surprise you"I reply
>"you thought wrong dumbass"I knee him in the chest and begin beating the shit out of him with whatever is around me, most likely a lamp. I rest for a moment to catch my breath and he begins to crawl away. I kick him in the stomach and hold my foot on top of him so I he can't move. He's crying at this point. I get a sick smile on my face and look down at him and say calmly
>"time to turn this murder into a rape"His eyes widen, horrified as he doesn't know what I'm about to do to him. I proceed to violently rape him as he struggles on the floor. Blood is everywhere and I'm laughing loudly, I turn on some music to drown out his screams. Boom, boom, boom, boom!!! by the Vengaboys is blasting over my speakers. I spend 2 hours having my way with him while taking short breaks to assault him.
By the end he hopefully passes out from trauma and I dump him outside. I can sleep well knowing I destroyed anime and America is safe again.