ITT: /bant/ boss raid!
Rules:
This huge motherfucking boss appears out of nowhere.
Read the full rules here:
http://drgchan.ddns.net Here's some info about this boss:
name@Stinkmeaner
dificulty@hard
element@random
If your ID starts with a number you are a HEALER.
If your ID starts with a vowel you are a BARD.
If your ID starts with "Y","X","Z", a RANGER.
If your ID starts with a "/" or "+" you are a PALADIN.
If your ID ends with a "/" or "+" you are a DEATH KNIGHT.
If your ID starts AND ends with a "/" or "+" you are DRAGONBORN.
If your ID starts with "W","R","L","C" or "K" you are a WARLOCK.
Otherwise you are a KNIGHT
Your last 2 digits represent the damage you do
If you roll under 11 you die. (your posts will no longer do damage)
Anonymous
TANK the healer
Anonymous
Anonymous
TANK
Anonymous
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My sword is made of swiveling
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@Kota-2B
Anonymous
guess i'll be reviving you when you die if other healers show up ill go for the 00s because fuck healer
Anonymous
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>>646587 I wish I could be a healer
Memelock
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Alright here we fucking go niggas summon@electric
anime
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Nickname@anime
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Fuck yeah i'm a paladin now!!!!
Memelock
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nickname@Memelock summon@electric
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Combat medic on stand by!!!!!!
Anonymous
Memelock
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summon@electric
>>646646 Read the link in the op
Anonymous
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>When you want to be bard but haven't rolled bard for almost a week now
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>>646646 Stinkmeaner is on a rampage
Memelock
TANK the paladin
Anonymous
Sword Swing while I make dinner
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anime
Memelock
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>>646697 That's exactly something a duck would say
summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
Time to join my first boss fight /bant/ hows it going anons
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>>646710 GET THE FUCK UP!!!!!!
anime
>tfw you die by checking digits Worth it
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>>646726 What's good nigguhhh???
Memelock
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summon@electric
>>646726 Welcome to the fight
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>>646739 That face you are revived senpai
anime
Memelock
>>646739 You did good son, real good.
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CAN YOU DIG IT!!!!!
Memelock
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>>646771 >tfw forget the summon@electric summon@electric
Anonymous
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I've come to swing while the water boils
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I said can you dig it!!!!!!!
Anonymous
Memelock
Anonymous
Memelock
Anonymous
anime
Anonymous
Memelock
Anonymous
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Swing some stuff
Anonymous
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damn got rekt fast. Stinkmeaner is strong anons be careful
Anonymous
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Going to swing some more before I add the noodles
Memelock
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meme summon@electric
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>>646804 >>646807 Get up losers, we got killing to do
Anonymous
I can't get over my wavy sword
Memelock
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meme2 summon@electric
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>>646872 I got a sludge hammer
Anonymous
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Blade swing or something
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Anonymous
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>>646887 Makes hte most pleasant mush of enemies
Memelock
>>646871 I've been up for a while now but thanks
summon@electric
Anonymous
>>646871 roll again I need evens
Anonymous
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>>646910 Get the fuck up senpai
Anonymous
anime
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>>646910 The goyim are dropping like flies
Anonymous
Anonymous
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So much blades and hammers
Memelock
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summon@electric
Anonymous
TANK the paladin
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Nobody is dying on my watch!!!!!
Anonymous
I want a wavy sword in real life
Anonymous
>>646495 LEEEEEEERRRRRROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Memelock
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I'm getting Todd "The God" Howard up in here. summon@electric
Anonymous
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He's a water type pokemon
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>>646948 JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
anime
>>646946 I want to die in real life
Anonymous
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Memelock's images are great
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>>646962 You're not allowed to die!!!!!!
Anonymous
anime
>>646975 Because I'm black
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Anonymous
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>>646981 You want to die because you're black? but you can't help that you're black.
TANK the paladin
Memelock
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summon@electric summon@electric
anime
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>>646986 We should go out for milkshakes sometime
Anonymous
uooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Anonymous
anime
Anonymous
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thanks anons now lets take this fucker down>swing sword
Memelock
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>>647000 Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Fucking checking that shit
summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>647019 Thank you for the attempt!
Anonymous
Memelock
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summon@electric
TANK the paladin
Anonymous
Anonymous
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nickname@Hornet
Anonymous
Memelock
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. summon@electric
Anonymous
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>>647044 Sorry for the fall, I didn't see his hidden weapon!
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Anonymous
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>swing sword hes showing damage!
Memelock
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.. summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
anime
Anonymous
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we got 2 healers and 1 paladin. We in the bitch and ready to heal.
Memelock
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... summon@electric
Anonymous
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We're really working him down!
Anonymous
TANK the paladin
50% health remaining. He's in the shit now!!!!! Finish him off.
Eco-Fascists of Wisconsin
Eco-Fascists of Wisconsin ID:wocP6Xlq Mon 22 May 2017 02:50:11 No. 647113 Report >>646495 nickname@Frederick
hello everyone
Memelock
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.... summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>charges and swings
anime
Anonymous
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>>647108 get up paladin
and fuck anime
Memelock
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>>647113 Welcome
summon@electric
Anonymous
TANK the paladin
>>647129 roll even to revive me
Anonymous
Anonymous
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summon@electric
Anonymous
Memelock
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summon@electric
Anonymous
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There it wouldn't let me avenge lol
Anonymous
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>goes for another stab
Anonymous
TANK the paladin
>>647144 Thanks for noticing me senpai
anime
>>647140 I'm getting really unlucky rolls
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>647167 My pleasure Kohai, I want to avenge you properly!
Memelock
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. summon@electric
Anonymous
christ, never played warlock before... forgot to summon summon@electric
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>>647168 I'm back thanks man
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>647188 funny, my brother is literally watching Triumph Des Willens right now
summon@electric
anime
Anonymous
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>>647204 fuck anime!!!!!!!
Anonymous
Memelock
>>647169 Nice Konatas
summon@electric
Anonymous
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>>647204 >>647208 GET THE FUCK UP SENPAI
Anonymous
Anonymous
TANK the paladin
Memelock
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.. summon@electric
Anonymous
>>647222 >digits thanks friend
summon@electric
Anonymous
anime
Anonymous
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Hmm... my vengence's don't register. I think my knight is too calm.
TANK the paladin
I'm a good paladin n shit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Memelock
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summon@electric
>>647239 Thanks for checking my trips senpai
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No fallen soldier.
Anonymous
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I don't have a lot of pics saved on this computer, so I always start with Lucky Star summon@electric
Anonymous
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Swing a sword and things
Anonymous
Memelock
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... summon@electric
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We're wearing him down!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>646495 fancy thread, I share try this out
Anonymous
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Stick it in his pooper with my wavy sword
Memelock
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.... summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
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300+damage please summon@electric
Anonymous
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I want to get in another swing before I make sauce!
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>647300 i can dance all day i can dance all day
>>647307 Anonymous
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>>647300 have this image friend
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>>647307 Get the fuck up!!!!!
Anonymous
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Almost rage time lads
Anonymous
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Rage incoming!
Anonymous
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summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
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He will have roid rage even though he's skinny.
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When enraged you die at 22 and below. Be careful
Anonymous
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You know what they say shrunken side dish makes the main course look big.
Memelock
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..... summon@electric
Anonymous
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I try to chronicle all GETs I see summon@electric
GAY 4 JEZUS
Anonymous
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Shoot I missed!
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Memelock
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summon@electric
HEALER
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HYAHHHHH!!!!!!
Memelock
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. summon@electric
Anonymous
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Get ready for rage mode
Anonymous
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I want to play Skyrim again XD
Anonymous
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summon@electric original reply
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Check your rolls
Memelock
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.. summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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the power of anime
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>647398 ah. that was me too
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>647410 >>647413 GET THE FUCK UP!!!
Memelock
>>647398 Nice double 8s
summon@electric
Anonymous
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Yay it worked!
Anonymous
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>>647414 dang :(
summon@electric
Anonymous
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>>647432 thanks friend
summon@electric
Anonymous
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (not dead)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (not dead) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:04:38 No. 647451 Report Quoted By:
so this is the role that i want to die with, great
Anonymous
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I want a wavy sword in real life, and also a black dress and that black string crap that comes out of cassette tapes .
Memelock
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... summon@electric
Anonymous
Anonymous
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tfw we were 1 off of from 40k earlier today summon@electric
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It's about to be enraged
Anonymous
My parents are nagging me to do stuff must kill him soon XD
Memelock
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.... summon@electric
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>647467 kill your aprents
summon@electric
Anonymous
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Picking up my own pace
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (not dead)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (not dead) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:05:48 No. 647480 Report Quoted By:
>>647414 Could you not, though
Memelock
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..... summon@electric
Anonymous
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STINKMEANER IS ENRAGED!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>>647477 I can't wait until they sleep so I can play as much as I like.
>>647478 YES!
Anonymous
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500 please
>>647488 >checked summon@electric
Anonymous
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (not dead)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (not dead) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:07:24 No. 647514 Report GIVE ME THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH
anime7
Anonymous
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summon@electric
Anonymous
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>>647505 >>647520 Revived
Get the fuck up .
Memelock
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...... summon@electric
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:08:23 No. 647544 Report yay extra damage rollin
Anonymous
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Some great images in this thread to laugh at
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>>647514 >>647520 Get the fuck up now
Memelock
Anonymous
>>647544 >checked summon@electric
Anonymous
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I like the scythe for DK
Anonymous
last night, i dreamt of a blind swordsman. he knows my every move yet he cannot see. as my mind fights to make sense of the impossible, he has turned my sight into a liability. he has no just cause to want my life. there is no logic, no forethought to his actions. this isnt just any swordsman. this is the blind nigga samurai
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:09:37 No. 647578 Report Quoted By:
>>647544 wow i didn't notice
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>>647520 >>647514 For fuck sake revive now!!!
Memelock
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summon@electric summon@electric
Anonymous
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I also want to draw weird symbols on my brother's face.
Anonymous
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:10:42 No. 647605 Report >>647565 don't waste your time reviving me, i'm suppised to be dead so i can get crits
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>647567 idk why you screencapped this but i was that warlock lol
Memelock
summon@electric summon@electric summon@electric
anime7
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:11:49 No. 647631 Report Quoted By:
lol i died twice
anime7
Anonymous
go paladin avenge + revive those fags
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>647566 >>647577 >>647633 checking these dubs
summon@electric
>>647613 just thought it was funny we all died for glory gets
Anonymous
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REVIVE ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:12:30 No. 647652 Report Quoted By:
>>647618 I SAID STOP REVIVING ME I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD TO GET CRITS
Anonymous
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Anonymous
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:13:44 No. 647677 Report >>647665 >>647605 You were off by one
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Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Was not expecting that post jump
anime7
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>647677 >checked summon@electric
700 again
Memelock
Anonymous
>>647678 nice, almost stole that
also 700 pls
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:14:50 No. 647701 Report >>647665 Also GG on Paladin play, I just checked the updates and it looked nice
Anonymous
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good)
Berb the DEATH KNIGHT (Dead, so good) ID:v98YBs9+ Mon 22 May 2017 03:15:32 No. 647708 Report Anonymous
>>647700 man im on fucking point today
Anonymous
Memelock
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>>647700 You did good son, real good.
Anonymous
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>>647700 you the boss now, hero
Anonymous
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>>647711 Nerf healer reeee
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>>647711 Hear my victory cry
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>647700 Hear my victory cry
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Memelock
So is anyone gonna make a new boss to fight?
Anonymous
Memelock
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>>647835 I think I understand how to do so, doesn't seem too hard. So I guess I can.
I'll link it here when done.
Memelock