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My dad thinks I'm gay

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>be me
>pretty shy
>straight but when dad asks if I'm into some girl I avoid the topic
>one night be in bed
>supposed to be sleeping
>actually talking to people on IG
>know my friends are playing some vidya on PC
We usually talk through discord on a server with a music got
>get an idea for a prank
>open discord on my phone
>go to the server
>knowing that on Android you can't lower calls volume all the way to zero decide to mute the friends before joining
>forget to mute the bot
>enter the channel and type "!play earrape orgasm sound meme" in the chat
>some male orgasm sounds start playing
>panic
>close the app
>since I'm still in the call the sounds go on
>panic even more
>swipe down to the notification center and leave the channel
>mfw my dad was in the other room the whole time probably thinking I'm jerking off to some gay porn
>mfw I wanted to prank my friends and I pranked myself
>instant karma