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What happens when you mix spergasaurus-level autism with an angry cop
>Went out with 2 friends at night
>In parking lot of highschool, sitting in friends car talking
>Both friends in front seats, me in trunk because it's a 2 seater
>Cop car turns towards parking lot
>"We boutta get searched"
>No ilegals on any of us, so whatever
>Cops stop and walk to us
>One fat ugly fucko and a regular dude
>Ask us to step out of vehicle
>They ask the usual, "What are you guys doing around here at this hour? Got any drugs or weapons on you?"
>Am nervous cause never been searched and fat fucko was an angry cop
>Tells me to empty my pockets
>Autism levels low
>Check every pocket a whole bunch of times
>Fat fucko stink eyeing me
>"Anything else in them?"
>Autism levels at medium
>Say "Nothing other than lint I guess" as I pull lint out of my back pocket and drop it on the floor
>"Who told you to drop that shit?"
>"No one sir"
>fuck this guy
>Starts searching me
>"Am I gonna find anything else in them?"
>Autism levels go fucking ballistic
>"If you do, it's cause it's yours"
>mfw I meant to say "Only if you plant them"
>mfw cop didn't like that one bit
>Both friends look at me like "fucking idiot"
>"IS THAT SOME KIND OF JOKE?"
>"uuh--"
>"SOME FUCKIN SHIT JOKE. THAT'S SOME FUCKIN SHITTY JOKE IS WHAT THAT IS"
>"yes, sir"
>Finishes searching me, checks my wallet, gets fucking baited by tiny bag with glass cloth and again by dog litter bags
>Cop questions friend and searches car, other cop was questioning and searching other friend
>They finish the search and leave
Fucking cop made me drop my spaghetti
>Went out with 2 friends at night
>In parking lot of highschool, sitting in friends car talking
>Both friends in front seats, me in trunk because it's a 2 seater
>Cop car turns towards parking lot
>"We boutta get searched"
>No ilegals on any of us, so whatever
>Cops stop and walk to us
>One fat ugly fucko and a regular dude
>Ask us to step out of vehicle
>They ask the usual, "What are you guys doing around here at this hour? Got any drugs or weapons on you?"
>Am nervous cause never been searched and fat fucko was an angry cop
>Tells me to empty my pockets
>Autism levels low
>Check every pocket a whole bunch of times
>Fat fucko stink eyeing me
>"Anything else in them?"
>Autism levels at medium
>Say "Nothing other than lint I guess" as I pull lint out of my back pocket and drop it on the floor
>"Who told you to drop that shit?"
>"No one sir"
>fuck this guy
>Starts searching me
>"Am I gonna find anything else in them?"
>Autism levels go fucking ballistic
>"If you do, it's cause it's yours"
>mfw I meant to say "Only if you plant them"
>mfw cop didn't like that one bit
>Both friends look at me like "fucking idiot"
>"IS THAT SOME KIND OF JOKE?"
>"uuh--"
>"SOME FUCKIN SHIT JOKE. THAT'S SOME FUCKIN SHITTY JOKE IS WHAT THAT IS"
>"yes, sir"
>Finishes searching me, checks my wallet, gets fucking baited by tiny bag with glass cloth and again by dog litter bags
>Cop questions friend and searches car, other cop was questioning and searching other friend
>They finish the search and leave
Fucking cop made me drop my spaghetti
