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Quoted By: >>6484623
>be American
>get shot
>don't have healthcare
>sit and wait in public hospital for hours
>find a forgotten sandwich inbetween your fat folds
>suddenly notice you are starting to bleeding out
>luckily your blood is 80% butter so it makes for a nice spread
>finally the doctor arrives and examines you
>doctor takes your foreskin and hands you a bill
>sell your house to pay for it
>go to sleep in the streets
>stare up at the moon and wipe away a tear
>wasn't the moon landing the best thing ever
>this is the price for freedom
>get shot
>don't have healthcare
>sit and wait in public hospital for hours
>find a forgotten sandwich inbetween your fat folds
>suddenly notice you are starting to bleeding out
>luckily your blood is 80% butter so it makes for a nice spread
>finally the doctor arrives and examines you
>doctor takes your foreskin and hands you a bill
>sell your house to pay for it
>go to sleep in the streets
>stare up at the moon and wipe away a tear
>wasn't the moon landing the best thing ever
>this is the price for freedom
