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Anonymous ID:e1hXCALp Thu 20 Sep 2018 23:06:35 No.6485916 View View Reply Original Report

ITT: awkward moments when you forgot to plug in your headphones

>be me
>be browsing 4chan on my pc
>it's too quiet
>decide to play some music
>decide to play ram ranch for shits and giggles
>open up yt
>put on ram ranch
>listening to the intro
>then i realize
>i forgot to plug in my headphones
>my pc speakers are on full
>it was too late
>18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
>BIG THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED
>18 NAKED NAKED COWBOYS WANTING TO BE FUCKED
>COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
>panic.exe
>button mash my keyboard to try and close it
>finally get it to stop playing
>mfw the whole neighborhood heard it
>mfw they don't talk to me anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sULlpEIR Thu 20 Sep 2018 23:08:07 No.6486001 Report

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Huuh
wait
hol
up
i
have
a
question
ahem
...
wait
I
Forgot
Oh
yeah
>who u quote

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao.

ₐₙₒₙᵧₘₒᵤₛ !slushyyao. ID:kcQkZpdJ Thu 20 Sep 2018 23:09:13 No.6486006 Report

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>be on the bus listening to music
>wire gets caught on something and gets pulled out
>music blasting out of phone at max volume
this was when android didn't auto pause music when the a headphone jack was removed

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:e1hXCALp Thu 20 Sep 2018 23:09:14 No.6486007 Report

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no homo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sULlpEIR Thu 20 Sep 2018 23:11:23 No.6486018 Report

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>no homo
do you even know where you are?
You sound lost
here, let me help you
>>>/r9k/

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3pxhfZiX Fri 21 Sep 2018 00:56:46 No.6486561 Report

Quoted By: >>6486582

>>6485916
One time, I was using the family computer to listen to YTPMVs and did not notice my headphones were off. I kind of wonder what my dad thinks of me after hearing this rendition of Bob-omb Battlefield:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqxS2_hKPRg

He also walked in on me jacking it once.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zONrp9qj Fri 21 Sep 2018 01:01:14 No.6486580 Report

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I was browsing a new image board, and by default the webms play with sound and I did not know that.
Clicked on some porn, and laptop was on full blast
>OH YEAH FUCK FUCK YEAH
Freaked me the fuck out, and I paniced. Instead of muting it I shut my laptop, and since it's a t420 shitpad with linux, it takes a good 30 seconds before it falls asleep, so I threw it under some blankets. Mom probably heard it all.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zONrp9qj Fri 21 Sep 2018 01:01:31 No.6486582 Report

Quoted By: >>6486607

>>6486561
>He also walked in on me jacking it once.
Story.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3pxhfZiX Fri 21 Sep 2018 01:08:43 No.6486607 Report

Quoted By: >>6486827

>>6486582
I used to sit in front of the TV after school with a blanket on top of me. I would diddle myself underneath the blanket. One day, I had the blanket off to inspect my junk and my dad walked past. Beats me why I didn't just close the door. It was probably obvious to other people in the house that I was jacking it under the blanket. I was already in high school and more than old enough to know better. I can't decide if those days of sitting in front of the TV were the darkest days of my life or if I've gotten worse since discovering 4chan.

tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi

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tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:baT10226 Fri 21 Sep 2018 01:11:18 No.6486620 Report

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Once I was on my phone in a crowded lounge while I was in high school

My friend sent me this video -
https://coub.com/view/emia8

I didn't realize my volume was on maximum, and that scene sounds quite a lot like porn. That's probably the most embarrassed I've ever been in my life

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:pOEQQ8yn Fri 21 Sep 2018 01:22:21 No.6486662 Report

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could u pls tell us who ure quoting so we have context k thx

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zONrp9qj Fri 21 Sep 2018 02:11:54 No.6486827 Report

Quoted By: >>6486844

>>6486607
Did he just ignore it? lol

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3pxhfZiX Fri 21 Sep 2018 02:17:22 No.6486844 Report

Quoted By: >>6486847

>>6486827
Not a word.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:zONrp9qj Fri 21 Sep 2018 02:17:52 No.6486847 Report

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>>6486844
He knows the feel.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Nz4p99G/ Fri 21 Sep 2018 02:30:20 No.6486874 Report

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>be me in like march
>at a restaurant with my parents since it was my dads birthday
>pal from work sends me a video
>its one of those videos where like half way through it plays the porn noises
>mfw speakers were on full blast in a quiet restaurant

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:T/Uj4gHy Fri 21 Sep 2018 09:19:34 No.6488411 Report

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>>6485916
>be me
>forget to plug headphones
>now im sad

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:+f4wB3aX Fri 21 Sep 2018 09:35:10 No.6488464 Report

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>on train
>going from airport (working close to it)
>listen to eurobeat with japanese text
>forgot to plug in
>blasts eurobeat
>asian (japanese?) group looks at me weirdly
>feel bad for making the start of their visit to switzerland so weird
>stand up, go to the back of the train
>shamefully listen to eurobeat

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:sr9T9/Ze Fri 21 Sep 2018 09:53:12 No.6488565 Report

Quoted By: >>6488575

who are yall quoting

Heaven

Heaven ID:8P+Kl8u1 Fri 21 Sep 2018 09:55:43 No.6488575 Report

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>>6488565
moses

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