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>be me
>60 year old proud american lovin mcdonalds lovin redneck
>Whigger neighbor has been dumping shit in my dumpster
>Let it go the first couple of times
>He brings a fucking mattress the eigth time
>I'vehadenough.gif
>Get ready to confront him
>Bring my inbred son with me
>Remember whigger neighbor has a history of drug related crimes
>Bring guns for protection, hand son the shotty
>Meet whigger outside as he is dumpin with his ugly bucktooth wife
>Ask him why he is dumping a fucking mattress in my dumpster
>He starts screeching with the strength of a thousand liberals
>Realize you have encountered a Whigger Warmaster with a +10 strength in melee weapons
>Attempt to defuse the situation
>Fails
>Whigger tells bucktooth wife to record this on her stolen phone
>Whiggers starts screeching death threats at me and my son
>Says he'll kill me
>"I doubt it."
>Whigger keeps screeching more death threats, goes back inside to get a baseball bat
>shitjustgotserious.jpg
>Tell him if he gets closer then three feet, I'll shoot
>Bucktooth wife does nothing to stop her whigger husband
>Whigger gets closer
>RPG battle initiates
>Whigger uses death threat
>Not effective
>Grandpa Miller uses "I doubt it."
>Super effective!
>Whigger -10 Ego
>Whigger Neighbor moves closer
>Grandpa Miller fires two warning shots
>Not effective
>Whigger throws baseball bat
>Misses
>Inbred Miller shoots the ol' shotty
>HEADSHOT
>Whigger Neighbor -100HP
>Whigger Neighbor has fallen
>Bucktooth wife screeches in memory of her dead husband.
>Me and my son high five and do some GTA 5 Online taunts then leave.
>Fort Dumpster is ours.
>60 year old proud american lovin mcdonalds lovin redneck
>Whigger neighbor has been dumping shit in my dumpster
>Let it go the first couple of times
>He brings a fucking mattress the eigth time
>I'vehadenough.gif
>Get ready to confront him
>Bring my inbred son with me
>Remember whigger neighbor has a history of drug related crimes
>Bring guns for protection, hand son the shotty
>Meet whigger outside as he is dumpin with his ugly bucktooth wife
>Ask him why he is dumping a fucking mattress in my dumpster
>He starts screeching with the strength of a thousand liberals
>Realize you have encountered a Whigger Warmaster with a +10 strength in melee weapons
>Attempt to defuse the situation
>Fails
>Whigger tells bucktooth wife to record this on her stolen phone
>Whiggers starts screeching death threats at me and my son
>Says he'll kill me
>"I doubt it."
>Whigger keeps screeching more death threats, goes back inside to get a baseball bat
>shitjustgotserious.jpg
>Tell him if he gets closer then three feet, I'll shoot
>Bucktooth wife does nothing to stop her whigger husband
>Whigger gets closer
>RPG battle initiates
>Whigger uses death threat
>Not effective
>Grandpa Miller uses "I doubt it."
>Super effective!
>Whigger -10 Ego
>Whigger Neighbor moves closer
>Grandpa Miller fires two warning shots
>Not effective
>Whigger throws baseball bat
>Misses
>Inbred Miller shoots the ol' shotty
>HEADSHOT
>Whigger Neighbor -100HP
>Whigger Neighbor has fallen
>Bucktooth wife screeches in memory of her dead husband.
>Me and my son high five and do some GTA 5 Online taunts then leave.
>Fort Dumpster is ours.
