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Anonymous ID:RzXrJxM5 Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:04:12 No.6493338 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6493347 >>6493351 >>6493410 >>6494387

I've never had a job and I'm 27 with no experience in anything what do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YOKIL1Zt Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:06:14 No.6493347 Report

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>>6493338
sign up with your local unemployment agency i guess?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:maxrJYvp Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:06:46 No.6493348 Report

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Go to your local supermarket, tell them you need a job(don't ask) and say that you'll work any hours and do any task without rejection
>Guaranteed to be hired on the spot

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NZZdSsXQ Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:07:00 No.6493351 Report

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>>6493338
consider suicide maybe?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:qWQJkfHJ Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:19:07 No.6493410 Report

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>>6493338
1. get a barrel big enough for you to sit in
2. drill a hole about the size of a cucumber in the upper part of the barrel
3. spray paint "glory hole" on the barrel
4. place a bowl next to the barrel for tips
5. ???
6. PROFIT!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YOKIL1Zt Fri 21 Sep 2018 21:24:34 No.6493539 Report

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>>6493410
I know the "???" part, just tape an onahole onto the hole and lube it up a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3qkQ9rOg Fri 21 Sep 2018 22:54:14 No.6494387 Report

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>>6493338
>get a barrel big enough to sleep in
>get a bowl
>throw out the bowl because bowl's aren't needed
>take the piss out of scholars
>get really good at comebacks
>throw poop at random people
>tell the literal ruler of half the world to 'move bitch' when he offers you anything he is able to give you
>become the greatest philosopher of all time

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Anonymous ID:9iPx4GgK Fri 21 Sep 2018 23:59:25 No.6494720 Report

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tell the govt you're a tranny or something and noone wants to hire you
maybe you'll get on disability

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Anonymous ID:geuHZu/s Sat 22 Sep 2018 00:01:49 No.6494729 Report

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run for President of the United States. You are overqualified

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:YOKIL1Zt Sat 22 Sep 2018 00:07:26 No.6494762 Report

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>>6494387
Diogenes>all other """""""""""philosophers"""""""""""

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