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> be me
> politician
> want to run for governor of my town but know fuck all about campaigning
> meet a guy who says he’ll help me out
> seemslegit.wav
> mfw a team of 50 guys in tuxedos are now my new campaign managers
> never get asked about what to do these guys do everything for me
> a few weeks pass
> see posters and commercials for me to run
> all of them just shit talk the other candidate and say nothing about me
> mfw everyone is supporting me for no reason than shit talk
> now these managers want me to give a speech with no experience
> go into stage, thousands of people are cheering for me
> Read off card managers wrote talking about how other guy is an asshole
> mfw ill never forget my last thoughts before the thunderous applause
> well no one told me things were gonna be this waaay
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
> politician
> want to run for governor of my town but know fuck all about campaigning
> meet a guy who says he’ll help me out
> seemslegit.wav
> mfw a team of 50 guys in tuxedos are now my new campaign managers
> never get asked about what to do these guys do everything for me
> a few weeks pass
> see posters and commercials for me to run
> all of them just shit talk the other candidate and say nothing about me
> mfw everyone is supporting me for no reason than shit talk
> now these managers want me to give a speech with no experience
> go into stage, thousands of people are cheering for me
> Read off card managers wrote talking about how other guy is an asshole
> mfw ill never forget my last thoughts before the thunderous applause
> well no one told me things were gonna be this waaay
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
