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> be me
> 12 years old
> my neighborhood is hosting homemade kart races
> fuckyes.wav
> ask my dad to help me make the best racing wagon ever
> ffw 2 weeks later
> my kart is ready, biggest one in the race
> I have a 100 percent chance of winning
> race starts and Im already in first place
> Im going fast as fuck, too fast
> all of a sudden theres a sharp turn to avoid a forest
> oh fuck its too late
> I go flying through the forest on my wagon and cover my head to avoid concusion via branch
> wagon starts slowing down, but its still moving
> this isnt normal
> look up
> oh no
> Im too late
> horse is pulling my kart through the forest
> look behind me, the title appears
> Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
> Todd Howard you motherfucker
> Youve done it again
> 12 years old
> my neighborhood is hosting homemade kart races
> fuckyes.wav
> ask my dad to help me make the best racing wagon ever
> ffw 2 weeks later
> my kart is ready, biggest one in the race
> I have a 100 percent chance of winning
> race starts and Im already in first place
> Im going fast as fuck, too fast
> all of a sudden theres a sharp turn to avoid a forest
> oh fuck its too late
> I go flying through the forest on my wagon and cover my head to avoid concusion via branch
> wagon starts slowing down, but its still moving
> this isnt normal
> look up
> oh no
> Im too late
> horse is pulling my kart through the forest
> look behind me, the title appears
> Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
> Todd Howard you motherfucker
> Youve done it again
