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Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/70MP) 3GOLD LVL2 (1/10) ID:O7DhSjx7 Mon 22 May 2017 08:24:33 No.652741 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>652756 >>652817 >>652913 >>652958 >>653013 >>653322 >>653929 >>655932 >>657640 >>658780 >>658873 >>660730 >>664726 >>665616 >>666917 >>667117 >>667209 >>668213

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Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:9jkSyJgf Mon 22 May 2017 08:25:22 No.652756 Report

Quoted By: >>652906

>>652741
anime

The Thuggernaut [Elf,102/106H,70M,33G,L2,6E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,102/106H,70M,33G,L2,6E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:27:13 No.652777 Report

Quoted By: >>652784 >>652785

gr1nd, f33d

rolling to exercise for that sweet exp

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/70MP) 3GOLD LVL2 (1/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/70MP) 3GOLD LVL2 (1/10) ID:O7DhSjx7 Mon 22 May 2017 08:28:06 No.652784 Report

Quoted By: >>652796

>>652777
Level up instantly

The Thuggernaut [Elf,102/106H,70M,33G,L2,6E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,102/106H,70M,33G,L2,6E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:28:08 No.652785 Report

Quoted By: >>652796

>>652777
what's this, am i king or get a super lucky roll?

The Thuggernaut [Elf,112/116H,70M,33G,L3,6E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,112/116H,70M,33G,L3,6E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:28:41 No.652796 Report

Quoted By: >>652812

>>652784
>>652785
gr8 m8

rolling to feed the grind

The Thuggernaut [Elf,112/116H,70M,34G,L3,8E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,112/116H,70M,34G,L3,8E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:30:01 No.652812 Report

Quoted By: >>652829

>>652796
final grind before i unleash terror

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +12 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 1250 GP) [lvl6, 4/10 XP]

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King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +12 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 1250 GP) [lvl6, 4/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:30:22 No.652817 Report

Quoted By: >>652827

>>652741
I am going to pay a whopping 700 gold for a great sword, flickering with fire. It easily cuts through many types of armor, granting me a +7 combat bonus.

Roll to train with it.

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +12 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 1250 GP) [lvl6, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +12 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 1250 GP) [lvl6, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:30:48 No.652827 Report

Quoted By: >>652839

>>652817
Second roll

The Thuggernaut [Elf,112/116H,70M,34G,L3,8E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,112/116H,70M,34G,L3,8E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:30:57 No.652829 Report

Quoted By: >>652855

>>652812
i said, final grind before i unleash terror

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:1CQSz8wv Mon 22 May 2017 08:31:24 No.652837 Report

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Rollin

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/70MP) 3GOLD LVL2 (1/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/70MP) 3GOLD LVL2 (1/10) ID:O7DhSjx7 Mon 22 May 2017 08:31:30 No.652838 Report

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gonna switch to mobile now

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +12 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 550 GP) [lvl6, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +12 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 550 GP) [lvl6, 6/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:31:30 No.652839 Report

Quoted By: >>652848

>>652827
Forgot to take money off

Final train roll

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 550 GP) [lvl6, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 550 GP) [lvl6, 7/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:32:17 No.652848 Report

Quoted By: >>652860

>>652839
Good, good. Now, collect taxes. I am not yet protected from the warlock's evil magic.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,34G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,34G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:32:50 No.652855 Report

Quoted By: >>652884

>>652829
+1 bc beefy 9

terror time

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 615 GP) [lvl6, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 615 GP) [lvl6, 8/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:32:58 No.652860 Report

Quoted By: >>652874

>>652848
Collect more taxes

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 590 GP) [lvl6, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 590 GP) [lvl6, 8/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:33:56 No.652874 Report

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>>652860
Lost money again

Raise taxes

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:34:43 No.652884 Report

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>>652855

rolling to ransack a farm and gain peasants to get that sweet $$$

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:35:00 No.652886 Report

Quoted By: >>652894

Alright, Minion, before you go doing anything too stupid... I have a task for you. A special task. Is you down, nigga?

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 635 GP) [lvl6, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](120 HP, 120 MP, 635 GP) [lvl6, 9/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:35:04 No.652889 Report

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Begin another round of training again and level up

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:35:37 No.652894 Report

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>>652886
i messed up that raid, so, i'm up for it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:n5+dcne4 Mon 22 May 2017 08:35:39 No.652895 Report

Quoted By: >>652969 >>652981 >>652992

Rolly rolly~

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 635 GP) [lvl7, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 635 GP) [lvl7, 0/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:35:52 No.652898 Report

Quoted By: >>652907

Training part two

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:vnB0k0Ef Mon 22 May 2017 08:36:15 No.652906 Report

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>>652756
Manime

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 635 GP) [lvl7, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +13 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 635 GP) [lvl7, 1/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:36:19 No.652907 Report

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>>652898
Training part three

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 08:36:31 No.652913 Report

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>>652741
roll

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 635 GP) [lvl7, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+5 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 635 GP) [lvl7, 2/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:37:02 No.652919 Report

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Collect taxes

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 710 GP) [lvl7, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 710 GP) [lvl7, 3/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:38:16 No.652933 Report

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Keep sitting back and letting the money roll in

>Inventory:
>Flaming Sword of Justice

Shoe shining elfcunt

Shoe shining elfcunt ID:JrXab2vn Mon 22 May 2017 08:38:25 No.652938 Report

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Dubs for shoe shining

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 800 GP) [lvl7, 4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 800 GP) [lvl7, 4/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:39:22 No.652948 Report

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The realm is quiet...too quiet.

Collect taxes.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FeYhO0Vg Mon 22 May 2017 08:40:18 No.652958 Report

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>>652741
fucker

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 870 GP) [lvl7, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 870 GP) [lvl7, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:40:40 No.652960 Report

Quoted By: >>652966

As I run my kingdom, I become wiser and wiser. Collect more taxes.

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 845 GP) [lvl7, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 845 GP) [lvl7, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:41:16 No.652966 Report

Quoted By:

>>652960
fuck

Collect again

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:41:41 No.652969 Report

Quoted By: >>652992 >>653011

>>652895
First, kidnap this maiden. We can use her for rape later.

Second, I need you to find me an enchanter's gem... Currently I don't have a way to enchant high-level and everyday items like a proper enchanter would, and this is holding back progress I intend to make in many different areas. I need one, desperately, but I have no clue where to find them. An enchanter would certainly have one, if not multiple... but I haven't seen any around lately. You can use the scrying glass but your best bet would be to ask around for the location.

Make some more money if you have to, but be quick about it. I'm getting impatient, my plans are urgent.

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 965 GP) [lvl7, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 965 GP) [lvl7, 6/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:42:51 No.652981 Report

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I've been quite lucky so far.
>>652895
Roll to invite the maiden to court and keep her safe behind my walls

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 965 GP) [lvl7, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 965 GP) [lvl7, 7/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:43:26 No.652988 Report

Quoted By: >>653001

Collect taxes

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:43:55 No.652992 Report

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>>652969
i was about to set a community of peasants on fire, but that seems like a good idea.
>>652895
rolling to kidnap

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl7, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl7, 8/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:44:43 No.653001 Report

Quoted By: >>653004

>>652988
I swear I'm not scripting, jesus

Begin sword training

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl7, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+6 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](130 HP, 130 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl7, 9/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:45:17 No.653004 Report

Quoted By: >>653016

>>653001
Continue sword training

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:45:20 No.653006 Report

Quoted By: >>653026

looks like the maiden disappeared from existence...

rolling to find the enchanter's gem, 1-8 is a fail, 9 is a success

Sissyboy Healer !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 08:45:47 No.653011 Report

Quoted By: >>653020

>>652969
Roll for heal

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5ssgWXsS Mon 22 May 2017 08:45:57 No.653013 Report

Quoted By: >>653038

>>652741
Come oooon, elite royal guard!

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +14 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 0/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:46:22 No.653016 Report

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>>653004
There's another level up

Finish sword training

>Inventory:
>Flaming Sword of Justice

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:46:42 No.653020 Report

Quoted By: >>653029 >>653035

>>653011
I roll to enslave the trap healer with Mind Control and create a Dark Healer out him.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:47:01 No.653026 Report

Quoted By: >>653039

>>653006
again

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:47:02 No.653029 Report

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>>653020
ah fuck
nevermind

Sissyboy Healer !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 08:47:30 No.653035 Report

Quoted By:

>>653020
>hurt yourself
Roll for heal

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:47:52 No.653038 Report

Quoted By: >>653044

>>653013
roll to enslave this normal healer with Mind Control

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:47:56 No.653039 Report

Quoted By: >>653044 >>653092

>>653026
the search continues, again

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 08:48:21 No.653044 Report

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>>653038
>>653039

found it.

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 1/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:52:43 No.653077 Report

Quoted By: >>653082 >>653107

Alright, the time has come. I am ready to confront the evil which infests my land, but I lack protection against the warlock's minions and his magic. With this roll, I am seeking out enchanters and blacksmiths who can make me a fine set of armor, which will allow me to resist the dark magic and go forth to defeat this evil. I will pay any price.

(GM pls)

>Inventory:
>Flaming Sword of Justice
>Impenetrable Badass Castle

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 08:53:20 No.653081 Report

Quoted By:

Buying mana potionts

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 2/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:53:27 No.653082 Report

Quoted By: >>653088

>>653077
Roll for sword training part 1 while I wait

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 2/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:53:46 No.653088 Report

Quoted By: >>653095

>>653082
Part 2

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:54:09 No.653092 Report

Quoted By: >>653110

>>653039
You found one, Baxter! How wonderful. And so quick too. You'll be a Knight before you know it.

Alright, I have to go now, but I am leaving you in control of the Enchanter's Gem for now. Because you are nowhere near my magical prowess, you are allowed to use up to medium-level enchantment magic. Enchantment magic can be used on anything but fists, including your butter knife to make it better at buttering bread. It's up to you. This is a powerful gem indeed.
I leave you the task of conscripting peasants and building an army. I'm also leaving you the Mind Control gun which you can use on Thugs. It can't be reverse engineered so don't bother.

Anywaaay... I'm off now. If you decide you want to stop playing at any point I'll let you keep this character for the next thread you're in. Hold down the fort, alright? Fuck the bitch king

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +15 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 4/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:54:12 No.653095 Report

Quoted By: >>653117

>>653088
Part 3

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:55:26 No.653107 Report

Quoted By: >>653116 >>653124

>>653077
resist 4 more damage each roll.

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +16 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +16 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:55:49 No.653110 Report

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>>653092
Wait tell me what I found

Or i'll just make it OP and destroy the citadel

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +16 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +16 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:56:14 No.653116 Report

Quoted By: >>653123

>>653107
What about magic defense? That's my main criteria

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:56:16 No.653117 Report

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>>653095
If you approacheth my citadel I doth fuck you up

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:56:53 No.653123 Report

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>>653116
same, 4

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +16 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 general bonus, +16 combat bonus](140 HP, 140 MP, 1105 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 08:56:58 No.653124 Report

Quoted By: >>653138

>>653107
Also I'm paying 1000 gold for this, surely it can be better than the thug's

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 08:57:22 No.653130 Report

Quoted By: >>653153

Roll for buying mana potions for 10 gold each

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10)

Evil Fucking Warlock (75/80HP) (10/80MP) 13GOLD LVL 2 (2/10) ID:FCMs+9Gj Mon 22 May 2017 08:58:43 No.653138 Report

Quoted By: >>653149 >>653165

>>653124
Just think about it practically, 4 is a lot. I think my thug should lower his perhaps, but you can't be too overpowered

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,70M,35G,L4,0E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:00:07 No.653149 Report

Quoted By: >>653152

rolling to enchant my armor to produce enchanted spikes that fly out on impact and do 2 magical damage with the enchanter's gem

>>653138
lowering it to a 2 from a 3

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,60M,36G,L4,1E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,60M,36G,L4,1E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:01:02 No.653152 Report

Quoted By: >>653176

>>653149
kek, looks like the spikes do 3 magical damage on impact instead.

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:01:02 No.653153 Report

Quoted By: >>653160

>>653130
roll to buy mana potions for 15 gold each

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:02:00 No.653160 Report

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>>653153
fugg roll to buy mana potions for 20 gold each

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP]

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King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:02:42 No.653165 Report

Quoted By: >>653182

>>653138
I really just care about resisting magic effects like fear, but alright

Anyway, I pay 1000 gold to buy the finest set of enchanted armor in the kingdom, and another 65 for a fine white steed. And with that, I ride out to the citadel.

FEAR ME VILLAINS

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,60M,36G,L4,1E, Armor, Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,60M,36G,L4,1E, Armor, Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:04:41 No.653176 Report

Quoted By: >>653185 >>653192

>>653152
now.. rolling to enchant my sword so it becomes longer, and wider. basically just enchant it to become a broadsword.

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

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Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:05:06 No.653182 Report

Quoted By: >>653193

>>653165
Does masters need sum of the healings?
Ima follow yous masters

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:05:28 No.653185 Report

Quoted By: >>653205

>>653176
Are you inside the citadel?

Rolling to train sword

>Inventory:
>Flaming Sword of Justice
>Superior Armor of Righteousness
>Impenetrable Badass Castle

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:06:08 No.653192 Report

Quoted By:

>>653176
now i'm basically ready for....

is that a horse i hear? why would there be a horse near the citadel?

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 6/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:06:17 No.653193 Report

Quoted By: >>653206

>>653182
Keep me healed, sissy. A great battle is at hand.

Rolling to continue training

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:07:20 No.653205 Report

Quoted By:

>>653185
fugg.
it is time...
*screams from the citadel*
WHAAAT'S UP

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +16 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 6/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:07:24 No.653206 Report

Quoted By:

>>653193
Rolling to continue my swordplay warmup exercises at the gates of the citadel

VILLAINS! YOUR TIME ON THIS EARTH HAS COME TO AN END!

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:08:27 No.653212 Report

Quoted By:

Rolling to train my cotton-picking skills

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 7/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:08:51 No.653215 Report

Quoted By: >>653219 >>653223

At a word from its master, my sword bursts into azure flame and becomes white hot. I step to the citadel's front gates and roll to cut my way through them with the magical weapon.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:10:24 No.653219 Report

Quoted By: >>653223 >>653231

>>653215
oh shit

rolling to get my peasants to stack nearby boulders at the front gates, -2 because they're peasants

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[70/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:10:47 No.653220 Report

Quoted By: >>653227

Roll to loot the corpses and find some mana potions

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:11:08 No.653223 Report

Quoted By:

>>653215
>>653219

CAN YOUR SWORD CUT STONE?

Sissyboy Healer[69/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[69/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:12:03 No.653227 Report

Quoted By:

>>653220
>cut myself on a rusty blade and get hepatitis

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 7/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:12:32 No.653231 Report

Quoted By: >>653233 >>653251

>>653219
I don't know how you did that so fast, but I roll to climb to the top of the stone pile and push the topmost one back onto the peasants so I can get through

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 8/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:12:57 No.653233 Report

Quoted By: >>653251

>>653231
>still a success lol

Sissyboy Healer[69/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[69/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:13:53 No.653241 Report

Quoted By:

keep on looting

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:15:41 No.653251 Report

Quoted By: >>653265

>>653231
>>653233

*orders my peasants to stand in front of you and protect the inner gate.*

just nuts and bolts, nuts and bolts.

Sissyboy Healer[69/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[69/70HP 69/70 MP Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:16:29 No.653255 Report

Quoted By:

last loot

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 8/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:17:40 No.653265 Report

Quoted By: >>653281

>>653251
https://youtu.be/wxL8bVJhXCM?t=46s

I step through, and attack the nearest peasant with a total bonus of +24.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,123/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:21:09 No.653281 Report

Quoted By: >>653291

>>653265
that was bloody. yuck.
*starts pulling up the bridge across the moat.*
how will you get past the moat that seperates us, 'king'?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:22:46 No.653290 Report

Quoted By: >>653295 >>653304

roll for lying on the moat so that the king can use me as a bridge and get to the other side

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+7 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](140 HP, 140 MP, 40 GP) [lvl8, 8/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:23:04 No.653291 Report

Quoted By: >>653296 >>653309

>>653281
Since you failed the roll, I roll to simply walk across the bridge and swing my blade at you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:23:44 No.653295 Report

Quoted By:

>>653290
>fall into the pit

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:23:51 No.653296 Report

Quoted By:

>>653291
That's a level up, by the way.

Neldor

Neldor ID:1UrxUNuV Mon 22 May 2017 09:24:01 No.653300 Report

Quoted By: >>653310

roll

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:24:19 No.653304 Report

Quoted By:

>>653290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:25:41 No.653309 Report

Quoted By: >>653320

>>653291
youch.
*magical spikes fly out of my armor and into your direction.*

rolling to push you into the deep moat

Neldor

Neldor ID:1UrxUNuV Mon 22 May 2017 09:25:45 No.653310 Report

Quoted By: >>653316 >>653317

>>653300

wait what the fuck do i just not get a class to start with or what

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:26:56 No.653316 Report

Quoted By:

>>653310
I guess you have free choice now

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:26:56 No.653317 Report

Quoted By:

>>653310
00 means you have to reroll, but since this is your first post that's not 00, you're a beast tamer

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:27:24 No.653320 Report

Quoted By: >>653327

>>653309
The spikes are absorbed by my armor, doing no damage.

I roll to avoid falling completely and grab onto the ledge.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aE12xjbN Mon 22 May 2017 09:27:48 No.653322 Report

Quoted By: >>653343

>>652741
Rolean

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](150 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:28:14 No.653327 Report

Quoted By: >>653332 >>653338

>>653320
Fuck!

I roll to get out of my armor quickly before I drown.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:28:51 No.653332 Report

Quoted By: >>653342

>>653327

rolling to get some unused bricks and drop them on your head

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:29:44 No.653338 Report

Quoted By: >>653347

>>653327
The water is great isn't it

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](135 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](135 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 0/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:30:27 No.653342 Report

Quoted By: >>653345

>>653332

I may be stripped of my armor, but I'm alive. I take 10 damage from the exhaustion of doing that while holding my breath, and another 5 damage from your bricks.

I roll to climb up to the ledge using the cracks in between bricks

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aE12xjbN Mon 22 May 2017 09:30:28 No.653343 Report

Quoted By: >>653349

>>653322
Rolling to make as much money on the street doing my acrobatics as possible while these faggots fight. Check these sick moves.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:31:05 No.653345 Report

Quoted By: >>653351 >>653358

>>653342
MOAR BRICKS

rolling to drop bricks onto the king trying to get up

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:31:35 No.653347 Report

Quoted By: >>653356

>>653338
wtf am I retarded? roll to heal myself

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:aE12xjbN Mon 22 May 2017 09:32:11 No.653349 Report

Quoted By: >>653356 >>653358

>>653343
Rolling to fuck The Kings bitch.

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](127 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](127 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:32:49 No.653351 Report

Quoted By: >>653362

>>653345
I take 8 damage from the bricks, and pull myself onto the top. I roll to get up and away from the ledge.

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[1/70HP 69/70 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv1 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:33:18 No.653356 Report

Quoted By:

>>653349
>9
>Impregnating her
R.I.P king I have a new master now you cuck
>>653347
Roll to heal myself once again

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](127 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](127 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:34:04 No.653358 Report

Quoted By: >>653366

>>653345
You cannot defeat me, minion. Even without my armor, I will destroy you.
>>653349
Jokes on you the king is MGTOW

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:34:32 No.653362 Report

Quoted By: >>653368

>>653351
rolling to slice the king as soon as he gets up with this broadsword of mine

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:35:20 No.653366 Report

Quoted By: >>653375

>>653358
Rolling to heal the king

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](122 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](122 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:35:43 No.653368 Report

Quoted By: >>653377

>>653362
I take another 5 damage, and roll to disengage and enter the citadel.

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 2/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:36:48 No.653375 Report

Quoted By:

>>653366
TY, dubs means quadruple roll instead of triple

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,107/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:37:06 No.653377 Report

Quoted By: >>653384 >>653385

>>653368
there's nothing in the citadel except the minion's quarters and a gym room. what was your goal with this?

rolling to follow the king into the citadel and tackle him down

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:38:00 No.653384 Report

Quoted By:

>>653377
rolling to hit you with my magic stick and heal myself while I'm at it

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:38:30 No.653385 Report

Quoted By: >>653389 >>653401

>>653377
Just getting away from the moat.

Roll to slice at the thug while we're on the ground. Bonus is +24.

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:38:53 No.653389 Report

Quoted By: >>653401

>>653385
Sorry, +25

The Thuggernaut [Elf,71/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,71/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:40:26 No.653401 Report

Quoted By: >>653412 >>653419

>>653385
>>653389

jeez. rolling to strangle the King a la Homer-Simpson-Strangling-Bart style

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:40:48 No.653403 Report

Quoted By:

Heal myself

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](146 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:41:50 No.653412 Report

Quoted By: >>653419

>>653401
lel fail

I roll to get up, leaving you still on the ground

This is the end of the line for you, villain.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,71/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,71/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:42:29 No.653419 Report

Quoted By: >>653424 >>653435

>>653401
>>653412

i'm screwed, aren't i

rolling to strangle once more

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:43:19 No.653424 Report

Quoted By:

>>653419
Rolling to hit you on the head with the stick

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 4/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:44:51 No.653435 Report

Quoted By: >>653443

>>653419
Despite you being stuck on the ground you inflict 13 damage.

I brutally thrust down at you with my flaming sword.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,37/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,37/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:45:50 No.653443 Report

Quoted By: >>653451 >>653452 >>653457

>>653435

My beefiness is failing me.
Rolling to run away

The Thuggernaut [Elf,37/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,37/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:46:36 No.653451 Report

Quoted By: >>653459

>>653443
GOTTA GO FAST, GOTTA GO FAST
GOTTA GO FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER FASTER

rolling to run away

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:46:38 No.653452 Report

Quoted By:

>>653443
Rolling to throw my stick at you

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:47:10 No.653457 Report

Quoted By:

>>653443
Rolling to grab your ankle before you get out.

The Thuggernaut [Elf,37/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,37/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:47:13 No.653459 Report

Quoted By: >>653470

>>653451

even my legs are failing me. one last roll to run,

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:48:04 No.653468 Report

Quoted By: >>653475

Rolling to deal the death blow you pinoy fuck

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:48:16 No.653470 Report

Quoted By:

>>653459
Last roll to try and hit you with the fucking stick

The Thuggernaut [Elf,4/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,4/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:49:02 No.653475 Report

Quoted By: >>653483 >>653484 >>653485

>>653468

ONE LAST SHOT

rolling to sucker punch and run away as he flinches

The Thuggernaut [Elf,4/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword]

The Thuggernaut [Elf,4/127H,50M,36G,L4,2E, Magically Spiked Armor, Broad Sword] ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:50:14 No.653483 Report

Quoted By:

>>653475

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP OUTTA HERE BITCHEEES -George Washington, 992

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:50:18 No.653484 Report

Quoted By:

>>653475
>implying you can attack and run on the same turn

I roll to chase you down

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:50:30 No.653485 Report

Quoted By: >>653499

>>653475
rolling to make you trip over the stick

The Thuggernaut

The Thuggernaut ID:iHa3SpoZ Mon 22 May 2017 09:51:21 No.653492 Report

Quoted By: >>653499 >>668571

I accept my fate. The Thuggernaut lives on no longer. I see. I see not.

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 09:52:49 No.653499 Report

Quoted By: >>653522 >>653545 >>653583

>>653492
Good.
>>653485
Go dive into the moat and retrieve my armor. Try not to drown.

I roll to look for the weakest points in the building, so my engineers know how to topple it.

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[56/80HP 58/80 MP(3 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 09:58:04 No.653522 Report

Quoted By: >>653545

>>653499
sure thing masters
roll for jumping into the water with a 10/10 posture

Sissyboy Healer[80/80HP 80/80 MP(2 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[80/80HP 80/80 MP(2 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 10:01:41 No.653545 Report

Quoted By: >>653549

>>653522
2/10 is better than nothing
>>653499
I sure hope I get a shiny medal for my service to the realm

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 10:02:41 No.653549 Report

Quoted By:

>>653545
Dubs are always a success

And you'll get your medal

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 5/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 10:07:17 No.653583 Report

Quoted By:

>>653499
With this 99, I easily find a weakness, and summon my engineers.

By tomorrow, the evil citadel will collapse and be no more.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3GJ/7hM+ Mon 22 May 2017 10:43:44 No.653897 Report

Quoted By:

roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:gJ/xUTtp Mon 22 May 2017 10:48:02 No.653929 Report

Quoted By:

>>652741

WHITE POWER

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 6/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 10:57:47 No.654004 Report

Quoted By: >>654017

I guess I have my armor by now.

Roll to collapse the dark citadel.

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 6/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 10:58:55 No.654017 Report

Quoted By:

>>654004
With that done, I ride back to the castle on my steed.

I leave a note behind calling the warlock a faggot. Fight me when you come back fag.

Sissyboy Healer[80/80HP 80/80 MP(2 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs

Sissyboy Healer[80/80HP 80/80 MP(2 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] !4m3Qmxj9zs ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 11:01:38 No.654036 Report

Quoted By:

roll for how shiny my medal gets

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 6/10 XP] ID:i0/Cv/i9 Mon 22 May 2017 11:20:40 No.654182 Report

Quoted By: >>655946

Oh, I almost forgot!

I ride back to the citadel's ruins and loot the enchanter's gem off of the thug's corpse.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E8c0fwO8 Mon 22 May 2017 13:38:50 No.655932 Report

Quoted By:

>>652741

ROLL

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:E8c0fwO8 Mon 22 May 2017 13:40:11 No.655946 Report

Quoted By: >>655956 >>655958

>>654182

Roll to try and rape the kings daughter.

Sissyboy Healer[80/80HP 80/80 MP(2 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold]

Sissyboy Healer[80/80HP 80/80 MP(2 Mana Potions) Lv2 100 Gold] ID:Po9S6XWt Mon 22 May 2017 13:41:11 No.655956 Report

Quoted By: >>655967

>>655946
Roll to hit you with a stick

Wallaby Junior, the peasant - 70hp 70m 100gp - level 1 pleb

Wallaby Junior, the peasant - 70hp 70m 100gp - level 1 pleb ID:E8c0fwO8 Mon 22 May 2017 13:41:20 No.655958 Report

Quoted By:

>>655946

Oops forgot my status bar

Wallaby Junior, the peasant - 70hp 70m 100gp - level 1 pleb

Wallaby Junior, the peasant - 70hp 70m 100gp - level 1 pleb ID:E8c0fwO8 Mon 22 May 2017 13:42:03 No.655967 Report

Quoted By:

>>655956

Roll to throw pee bucket into this healers dumbass face

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:E8c0fwO8 Mon 22 May 2017 13:44:17 No.656003 Report

Quoted By:

Roll to toil for 10gp

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:FzjkToYf Mon 22 May 2017 15:25:52 No.657640 Report

Quoted By:

>>652741
Rolling.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 16:15:02 No.658496 Report

Quoted By: >>659255

Rullo~!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 16:34:59 No.658780 Report

Quoted By:

>>652741
roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 16:39:44 No.658842 Report

Quoted By: >>658867

I roll to sell crack to every nigger in the kingdom

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 16:41:08 No.658867 Report

Quoted By:

>>658842
damn, i roll to sell crack to the king

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:tsZfnKGa Mon 22 May 2017 16:41:45 No.658873 Report

Quoted By:

>>652741
Roll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:2aOxIqKJ Mon 22 May 2017 16:44:20 No.658916 Report

Quoted By: >>658981

I really wanted to join but the mechanics are quite confusing.

/help

!!v6T3Jeg/TGA

!!v6T3Jeg/TGA ID:5Ixw754r Mon 22 May 2017 16:45:53 No.658944 Report

Quoted By: >>659214

rolling for class

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 40 GP) [lvl9, 8/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 16:48:39 No.658981 Report

Quoted By: >>658999

I have returned.
>>658916
Don't worry about the mechanics, just pretend to be whatever you roll and you'll pick them up as you go.

>collect taxes

!!v6T3Jeg/TGA

!!v6T3Jeg/TGA ID:5Ixw754r Mon 22 May 2017 16:49:43 No.658999 Report

Quoted By: >>659214

>>658981

hail the king, praise the sun!

King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 85 GP) [lvl9, 9/10 XP]

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King Angmar the Sword [+8 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](133 HP, 150 MP, 85 GP) [lvl9, 9/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 16:53:35 No.659214 Report

Quoted By:

>>658999
>>658944
Ah, my high priest. Now that you've arrived, I'd like you to oversee the construction of a grand cathedral next to the badass castle I constructed last thread. All will know the glory of the sun.

>collecting taxes

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 145 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 145 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 16:55:51 No.659237 Report

Quoted By: >>659267

Current inventory:
>Flaming Sword of Truth
>Armor of Justice
>Enchanter's Gem
>Badass castle

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 16:57:21 No.659255 Report

Quoted By: >>659364

>>658496

>You wake up in a tower out in the middle of nowhere, miles away from anyone else. Your room is fairly inviting, styled to look like the inside of a merchant's cottage with many pieces of warm wooden furniture, including a rather comfortable queen-sized bed. A look at the window outside reveals yourself to be surrounded by a wide-stretching mountain range. You have the strangest sense of Déjà vu, and can't remember what happened the past few nights. What do you do?

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Blue Ribbon
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

For my first action, I take a look around to see if anyone is here? Hello?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 16:58:22 No.659267 Report

Quoted By: >>659316

>>659237
you want some crack?
cause i succesfully rolled for you to buy some

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 135 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 135 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 17:00:53 No.659316 Report

Quoted By: >>659344

>>659267
Sure, I will give it to the prisoners in the dungeon while I make them do forced labor

>buy 10 gold worth of crack

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:02:37 No.659344 Report

Quoted By:

>>659316
Yay

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 17:03:47 No.659364 Report

Quoted By: >>659468

>>659255

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UthQ2gR1bU4

>You take a good look at your surroundings, but there appears to be nobody else in the immediate area, your soft voice echoing across the halls. Stepping outside of your room reveals the rest of the structure to be part of a massive mechanical complex, littered with wiring and mechanical devices which make up the location's unfamiliar ambience. A shiver runs down your spine as you feel as though you were being watched, though nothing discernable as a living being can be picked out in your immediate range of vision.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Blue Ribbon
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

Odd. I roll to move back into my room and look for useful objects in it? Didn't I already check?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 17:11:13 No.659468 Report

Quoted By: >>659568

>>659364

>The contrast between your room and the outside is pretty significant, almost as if they were seperate worlds. You lose focus over this matter and end up staring into space for a good ten minutes.

Opps, I try and search for real, this time!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 17:16:48 No.659568 Report

Quoted By: >>659918

>>659468

>Opening a wooden drawer reveals a red necklace stashed away, shaped like a key. Though it's been somewhat damaged from mishandling over the years, it complements your dress, you think. You have another feeling of Déjà vu. (Add: Cracked Ruby Key Necklace)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Skills:

I continue searching my room for things of interest.

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:19:44 No.659611 Report

Quoted By: >>659616

I sell water disguised as oil to all robots

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:20:09 No.659616 Report

Quoted By: >>659627

>>659611
FUCK

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 135 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 135 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 17:20:52 No.659627 Report

Quoted By: >>659677

>>659616
Dubs compensates

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 135 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 135 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 17:23:44 No.659666 Report

Quoted By: >>659683

I sit back and collect taxes

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:24:30 No.659677 Report

Quoted By:

>>659627
Yay,

Delicious gear & hinge fixing oil! come and get some, starting at 5G a can, or you can upgrade to the Mega can for 5 more G
Can also help with circuitry issues!
Note:not responsible for any damage to you or anyone else, No refunds

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 435 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 435 GP) [L10, 0/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 17:25:04 No.659683 Report

Quoted By: >>659713

>>659666
Nice, that means 20x roll instead of 5x

With bonus that comes out to 300 gold

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:27:59 No.659713 Report

Quoted By: >>659733

>>659683
Sire, can we have a consensus on all the Robots in the kingdom?

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 435 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 435 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 17:30:12 No.659733 Report

Quoted By:

>>659713
The census is available to all taxpayers. Simply show me your latest tax return and the information is yours.

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 110G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:31:51 No.659751 Report

Quoted By: >>659792

I'm sorry sire. I'm new to your kingdom, may i know how much taxes are, so I might pay?

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 435 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 435 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 17:34:28 No.659792 Report

Quoted By: >>659813

>>659751
Each successful taxation roll means -1 gold for every non-evildoer in the thread. I've done about 5 this thread.

It doesn't really matter so don't bother paying attention when I do more taxes

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:36:03 No.659813 Report

Quoted By: >>659852

>>659792
>Pays you 5G and then show you my Tax Return
Now may i see the Robot Census?

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP] ID:0IKFpN03 Mon 22 May 2017 17:38:34 No.659852 Report

Quoted By: >>659865

>>659813
Of course, greatest ally. Most of the robots live in villages toward the east, and in the seedier areas of the capital.

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 17:40:09 No.659865 Report

Quoted By: >>660224

>>659852
Yes but how may Robots are there in all the kingdom?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 3/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/70, GP 100, 3/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 17:46:11 No.659918 Report

Quoted By: >>659956

>>659568

>Shifting through the drawers, you find a none-too small stache of useful magical items! Unfortunately, they appear to have been previously used, including a vial that once held a magical potion. Nevertheless, you add a useful wand to your inventory. (Add: Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5))

>Spell: Magic Missile (2 MP) - Attacks with a ranged magical projectile for +1 damage. It always strikes true to its target, and upon rolling 0, reroll. The new number is the roll you use.
>Note: Wands do not consume mana upon use, but become inert when all of their charges are spent.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- Minor Healing Potion (10 HP)
- 100 Gold Pieces

I try to find a mirror or something to look at my face?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 17:48:23 No.659956 Report

Quoted By: >>659968

>>659918

>You do not have a Minor Healing Potion (10 HP).

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces

>You take a look at your face in the mirror, and you're absolutely goregous, appearing as though you had just readied yourself for the day in spite of waking up just recently. Not a single split end or speck of dandruff on your blue head of head, natch! This revelation makes you feel confident in yourself, almost as if you had minor magical capabilities. (+5 Max MP)

I move downstairs to the libary and start poking around to see what's there?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 17:49:13 No.659968 Report

Quoted By: >>659979

>>659956

>There is no library, you are situated in a mechanical tower. Try again.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 17:50:17 No.659979 Report

Quoted By: >>660205

>>659968

I inspect the mechanical... place, to see what's going on? What is this strange realm?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 5/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 5/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:08:05 No.660205 Report

Quoted By: >>660350

>>659979

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucPf7ozyZ0

>Navigating through a catwalk without rails, you step out into the metal halls, a warm draft lifting your dress as you instinctively reach to right it and nearly end up plummeting a story down below. The ringing sound of metal pounding on metal and humongous engines purring in action rings through your ears as you gingerly climb down a corroded ladder onto a floor made of polished brass tiles and grating. Gears the size of tables press against each other, yourself narrowly avoiding accidentally getting your hair caught in them. In the distance, perhaps through chance, you notice a small rack of books next to a set of bulky looking window-like objects. What do you do?

I inspect the books and screens?

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:09:25 No.660224 Report

Quoted By: >>660247

>>659865
They're quite a minority, there are only about 500.

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 18:11:46 No.660247 Report

Quoted By: >>660265

>>660224
May I just deduct 5G from all their accounts and give them all a can sire?

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:12:46 No.660265 Report

Quoted By: >>660289

>>660247
I hardly think there's any reason for me to force them to buy anything. I've already taxed, them, after all.

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G]

Omega The Merchant [70HP 70MP 105G] ID:xMD84tFE Mon 22 May 2017 18:14:19 No.660289 Report

Quoted By:

>>660265
As you say my liege

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:18:52 No.660350 Report

Quoted By: >>660370 >>660964

>>660205

A look at the brass bookshelves reveals many spots that presumably once held tomes to be vacant, as though someone, or something had ransacked the collection fairly recently, the spots they had taken lacking a covering of dust. Many of the books are written in a monotonous language you cannot understand in spite of the fact it appears to only consist of two characters. A few books stand out for being written in common, at least partially.

>A Large Brown Tome (Indecipherable)
>4 Thin Brown Tomes (Indecipherable)
>3 Green Grown Tomes (Indecipherable)
>A Faded Thin Brown Tome Titled "Buisness Transactions"
>A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101
>A Crumbling Tome (Indecipherable)
>A Thin Blue Tome

>Glancing at the glowing screens, you find a set of words written in green. You have no idea what they refer to.

I take and attempt to study the Thin Blue Tome. It looks pretty!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 68/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 68/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:19:52 No.660370 Report

Quoted By: >>660400 >>660964

>>660350

>Attempting to reach for the Thin Blue Tome, you receive a paper cut. Eeek! (-2 HP)

Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow! I try to reach for it again?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 67/70 [*Bleed* 4/5], MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 67/70 [*Bleed* 4/5], MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:21:59 No.660400 Report

Quoted By: >>660421 >>660964

>>660370

>The paper cut has gotten worse. You are now bleeding (-1 HP per turn for the next five turns.)

Gah! I-I try one more time?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 66/70 [*Bleed* 3/5], MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 66/70 [*Bleed* 3/5], MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:24:09 No.660421 Report

Quoted By: >>660448 >>660964

>>660400

>As you reach for the tome, it crumbles into dust.

>A Large Brown Tome (Indecipherable)
>4 Thin Brown Tomes (Indecipherable)
>3 Green Grown Tomes (Indecipherable)
>A Faded Thin Brown Tome Titled "Buisness Transactions"
>A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101
>A Crumbling Tome (Indecipherable)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x6 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces

..F-fine. I tend to my paper cut!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70 [*Bleed* 2/5], MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70 [*Bleed* 2/5], MP 70/75, GP 100, 6/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:26:00 No.660448 Report

Quoted By: >>660517

>>660421

>You look at your delicate hand, now marred by a rather nasty paper cut around the palm. Oddly, the blood does not appear to smear on you and falls from the opposite direction of your dress, preventing it from being stained. This curio distracts you from your current action.

I try and wrap it my hand up with a Silk Favorchief!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5PI+To9c Mon 22 May 2017 18:27:43 No.660476 Report

Quoted By:

what's up my dudes

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:31:10 No.660517 Report

Quoted By: >>660827

>>660448

>Using your basic medical skills, you manage to bandage up your hand and stave off the bleeding. It probably ruined the hankerchief you used, however. (Subtract: x1 Silk Favorchief)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces

I take a look at the weird screen and the words on it to see what they mean.

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:42:27 No.660661 Report

Quoted By: >>660669

Now that I have an enchanter's gem, I can begin upgrading my equipment to be even more OP

I am now going to enchant my left gauntlet. This will take five consecutive successful rolls, because I only fail on 0 and 0 will cause me to fuck up the enchantment. When complete, I can spend 10 MP to reach out with telekinetic force. This will allow me to restrain enemies.

First roll.

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 3/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:42:49 No.660669 Report

Quoted By: >>660676

>>660661
Second roll.

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 3/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:43:08 No.660676 Report

Quoted By: >>660686

>>660669
Third roll

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 5/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:43:41 No.660686 Report

Quoted By: >>660694

>>660676
Fourth roll

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 5/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:43:58 No.660694 Report

Quoted By: >>660701

>>660686
Final roll

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:44:34 No.660701 Report

Quoted By:

>>660694
Nice. I dare anyone to try and run from me now

Evildoers beware

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:MMkNFoiC Mon 22 May 2017 18:47:54 No.660730 Report

Quoted By: >>660812

>>652741
Rolling hard

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 18:54:55 No.660812 Report

Quoted By:

>>660730
Empty the cesspool, filthy peasant

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:55:41 No.660827 Report

Quoted By: >>660859 >>667376

>>660517

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_uh3lYazqg

>A glance at the terminal reveals it to control several variables across the tower, including doors, light switches, and a myriad of other things whose identity you cannot discern. Next to several of them is the word "SIGNAL LOST", while others have a less ominous "ACTIVE" or "INACTIVE" to their name. You test things out by toggling a few light switches on and off, though none of the ones you pick seem to control the current floor you're on. Among the variables changed is "BEACON" set to "ACTIVE". After ten more minutes spent playing with the console, you find your interest in it wane.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 7/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 7/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:56:07 No.660836 Report

Quoted By: >>660964

>EVENT:

>North east of the kingdom, nested in between the mountain range known to contain the evil citadel, a beacon of light errupts, burning bright enough as to be visible from many miles away. It appears to be coming from a seperate structure which had until now evaded notice of scouts until this point. Curious onlookers are already gossiping among themselves as to what this means exactly, the news shifting from the common ranks upward to the palace halls. (New Quest: Inspect the Beacon!)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 8/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 8/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 18:57:26 No.660859 Report

Quoted By: >>660959

>>660827

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- 100 Gold Pieces

I search for a healing potion or something else to help seal up this wound before it scars! That would be terrible!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 9/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 65/70, MP 70/75, GP 100, 9/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 19:03:34 No.660959 Report

Quoted By: >>661076

>>660859

> Searching diligently, you find a cache of restoration potions tucked away in a brass chest. Though many of the vials appear to be cracked, no less than three are still filled with their red, fruity liquid. You heard about these types of potion before: they healed both the body and the mind, but are not often made due to the difficulty in producing them over making plain mana and health potions, as well as their lesser effect. One should be able to do the job of sealing a paper cut, even a cut as major as yours. (Add: x3 Potion of Restoration (Restores 20 points of HP and MP)

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x3 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- 100 Gold Pieces

I drink a Potion of Restoration!

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 440 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 19:03:59 No.660964 Report

Quoted By:

>>660350
>>660370
>>660400
>>660421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>660836
The beacon is certainly interesting, but a king such as myself can't just go gallivanting off in search of adventure whenever he feels like it. I will pay well for anyone to inspect it, however.

>collect taxes

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 75/75, GP 100, 9/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 1 (HP 70/70, MP 75/75, GP 100, 9/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 19:09:34 No.661076 Report

Quoted By: >>661860

>>660959

>Using items is a free roll unless otherwise stated; you do not gain experience from using them, and cannot fail.
>The Restoration Potion tastes like bad fruitcake! As in, badly-made fruitcake, as everyone knows fruitcake can't spoil. Your wound seals up like it was never there. (Remove: x1 Potion of Restoration (20 HP/MP))

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- 100 Gold Pieces

I pocket A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101" and go back to my room.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 0/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 19:47:58 No.661860 Report

Quoted By: >>662155

>>661076

>(Add: A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101)
>"A circut is a closed loop in which electricity can flow. A simple example is a flashlight. The image below is a circut diagram and is used to plan a circut on paper before assembling it with wires and components. The circut diagrammed below depicts a flashlight with an incandescent bulb..."
>Reading through the contents of "Logic Gates 101" you learn some simplistic mathematical concepts including the identity of a circut and the flow of electricity. Though the cover is colorful and the book is full of helpful illustrations, most of it comes off as boring trivia to you and you're unsure how to apply this knowledge in any practical manner. Maybe you can spout it off to look smart or something? (Add Knowledge: Basic Logic Gates)
>You feel more confident in your abilities. Welcome to level 2! (+1 to all rolls, does not affect 0s, or rolls greater than 7 outside of combat.)
>You are currently sitting in your bedroom. It is pleasantly cool.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
>A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 0/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 0/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 20:06:24 No.662155 Report

Quoted By: >>663472

>>661860

Root around the room some more for anything useful or interesting.

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 20:12:05 No.662258 Report

Quoted By:

We could use more people in this thread.

Subjects! Come serve me!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 20:55:40 No.663472 Report

Quoted By: >>663602

>>662155

Kya...

>Checking through your room again reveals a shelf full of picture books. But on a closer look...

>A Blue Picture Book
>A Picture Book about Food
>A Thick Red Tome (Indecipherable)
>A Green Picture Book
>6 Red Picture Books
>A Blue Tome

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates

Ooo, another blue book! I wanna to read it!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 *Conf*, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 *Conf*, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 20:59:43 No.663602 Report

Quoted By: >>663618

>>663472

>(Add: A Blue Tome)
>These runes were just too much to comprehend. You are *Confused* for 3 turns!

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- A Blue Tome
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates

Ugh! Try and get a bearing on myself so I'm not confused! Rest on my bed maybe?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Conf* 2/3], MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*Conf* 2/3], MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:01:08 No.663618 Report

Quoted By: >>663638

>>663602

>You are still confused. You make a lot of noise attempting to steady yourself!

Keep trying to shake it off!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:02:05 No.663638 Report

Quoted By: >>664186

>>663618

>You are no longer confused.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- A Blue Tome
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates

Attempt to read A Blue Tome again!

fagman

fagman ID:PKF22UbI Mon 22 May 2017 21:23:09 No.663994 Report

Quoted By:

rolle

fagman, dwarf squire Lv1 [70/70]

fagman, dwarf squire Lv1 [70/70] ID:PKF22UbI Mon 22 May 2017 21:24:41 No.664034 Report

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 1/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:33:27 No.664186 Report

Quoted By:

>>663638

>You identify A Blue Tome as "A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic, by Fred E. Wiz, "Icedorf"."
>You spend the next few hours reading about ice magic. Though the writing is very technical and boring, you don't really have anything better to be doing, and soon enough you think you can grasp the basics, or the basics of the basics. It's going to take a while to learn how to apply it in a practical manner, though.
>You are studying Cryomancy at a -1 penalty. {Cryomancy, 1/7}

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates

Magic? Magic! Continue studying!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:34:15 No.664202 Report

Quoted By: >>664220

>You are studying Cryomancy at a -1 penalty. {Cryomancy, 2/7}

I don't have anything better to do so long as I'm in this tower. Study again!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 85/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:35:25 No.664220 Report

Quoted By: >>664250

>>664202

>Your concentration falters. {Cryomancy, 2/7}

Try again.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:36:52 No.664250 Report

Quoted By: >>664263

>>664220

>Your mana is absorbed. (-20 MP) {Cryomancy, 2/7}

Ugh. (Keep trying!)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:37:35 No.664263 Report

Quoted By: >>664276

>>664250

>Your mana is absorbed. (-20 MP) {Cryomancy, 2/7}

This is getting boring. And exhausting. (Continue to try.)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:38:06 No.664276 Report

Quoted By: >>664288

>>664263

>Your concentration falters. {Cryomancy, 2/7}

Again.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 2/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:38:55 No.664288 Report

Quoted By: >>664388

>>664276

>You are beginning to make progress. {Cryomancy, 3/7}

More studying.

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 7/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:40:26 No.664324 Report

Quoted By: >>664329

With my enchanter's gem in hand, I begin enchanting my cape to protect me from magical effects of illusion or anything else that affects my mind. It takes 13 successful rolls.

>(1/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 8/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:40:52 No.664329 Report

Quoted By: >>664336

>>664324
(2/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+9 gnrl bonus, +17 cmbt bonus, -4 dmg](143 HP, 160 MP, 505 GP) [L10, 9/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:41:19 No.664336 Report

Quoted By: >>664353

>>664329
(3/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 0/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:42:10 No.664353 Report

Quoted By: >>664368

>>664336
(4/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:42:56 No.664368 Report

Quoted By: >>664421

>>664353
(5/13)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:44:12 No.664388 Report

Quoted By: >>668420 >>669811

>>664288

>After struggling for many days, you make a breakthrough in understanding and successfully grasp Basic Cryomancy! You are now a self-taught cryomancer! As a magician, your spells can easily turn the tide of battle and/or make your life easier with magical conviniences, but be careful to watch that MP bar as it means more to you than anyone else, and remember - magic is not a toy!
>Add Skill: Basic Cryomancy - Allows you to cast basic Ice spells.
>Add Spell: Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
>Add Spell: Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
-Add Spell: Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.
>You feel pleasantly cool to touch.

>Inventory:
- *Fine Blue Dress
- *Cracked Ruby Key Necklace
- *Blue Ribbon
- *Wand of Magic Missile (Charges: 5)
- x5 Silk Favorchief
- x2 Potions of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
- A Blue Tome Titled "The Fundamentals of Ice Magic"
- A Colorful Thin Book Titled "Logic Gates 101"
- 100 Gold Pieces
>Knowledge:
- Basic Logic Gates
- Basic Cryomancy
>Spells:
- Frost Nova (15 MP) - Freezes up to five targets in place for 1/2 base damage, but forces them to roll a save (standard roll) or be stuck for the turn, lasting up to three turns until the effect dissipates automatically.
- Quickfreeze (2 MP) - Quickly freezes up to 7.48 gallons of water solid.
- Quickthaw (2 MP) - Rapidly haws up to a 1x1 cubic foot of ice.

Drinking a Potion of Restoration to help regain some of my spent mana~. Yay, I'm the Strongest!

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:45:44 No.664421 Report

Quoted By: >>664482

>>664368
(6/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 3/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 3/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:48:23 No.664482 Report

Quoted By: >>664556

>>664421
(7/13)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*AFK*], MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80 [*AFK*], MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Mon 22 May 2017 21:51:14 No.664524 Report

Quoted By:

>You are currently AFK.

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 4/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 4/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 21:52:33 No.664556 Report

Quoted By: >>664691

>>664482
(8/13)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3q0Lmjid Mon 22 May 2017 21:53:05 No.664569 Report

Quoted By: >>664691

rolling for a character

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 5/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:00:11 No.664691 Report

Quoted By: >>664988

>>664556
(9/13)
>>664569
>Highwayman
>no one in thread to rob

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IJVt88TE Mon 22 May 2017 22:02:09 No.664726 Report

Quoted By:

>>652741
A new hero enters the thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IJVt88TE Mon 22 May 2017 22:04:01 No.664759 Report

Quoted By: >>664784

Aah an orc chef.
Might aswell kill myself now.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:IJVt88TE Mon 22 May 2017 22:05:09 No.664784 Report

Quoted By: >>664912

>>664759
>great success
Guess I'm dead.

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 5/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 5/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:09:11 No.664912 Report

Quoted By:

>>664784
You can reroll if you want

But if you die again it's permanent

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 6/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 6/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:13:27 No.664988 Report

Quoted By: >>664995

>>664691
(10/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 7/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 7/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:14:02 No.664995 Report

Quoted By: >>665003

>>664988
This counts as double.

(12/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 8/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 8/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:14:23 No.665003 Report

Quoted By:

>>664995
(13/13)

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 9/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+10 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](153 HP, 170 MP, 505 GP) [L11, 9/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:15:22 No.665019 Report

Quoted By:

My cape of wisdom shields me from magical attacks designed to weaken me indirectly. Roll to collect taxes.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 600 GP) [L12, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 600 GP) [L12, 0/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:32:19 No.665452 Report

Quoted By: >>665527

I have eradicated the evil which infested my land. I have built a beautiful city and an impressive, impenetrable castle. I cannot be defeated in battle. And yet, I feel empty.

There is nothing left to conquer. No great evil to be defeated.

Perhaps I should pay a visit to that beacon in the mountains...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vd8FKYBe Mon 22 May 2017 22:33:33 No.665472 Report

Quoted By: >>665507

Rolling for my birth

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vd8FKYBe Mon 22 May 2017 22:35:11 No.665507 Report

Quoted By: >>665527

>>665472
Orc henchman....I'mma reroll

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vd8FKYBe Mon 22 May 2017 22:36:23 No.665527 Report

Quoted By: >>665577

>>665507
Okay, orc general, not bad.

>>665452
Hail to you, my king

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 100 GP) [L12, 0/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 100 GP) [L12, 0/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:38:24 No.665577 Report

Quoted By:

>>665527
Excellent. With a general, I can finally expand my territory. Begin building an army at once. Here is a payment of 500 gold for the first of whatever equipment you require.

>collect taxes

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:R1DUOYWA Mon 22 May 2017 22:39:47 No.665616 Report

Quoted By: >>665675

>>652741
Out of the way, the knight is here

Orc General Kragnar LV.1 +0 [HP: 70/70, MP: 70/70, 95g]

Orc General Kragnar LV.1 +0 [HP: 70/70, MP: 70/70, 95g] ID:vd8FKYBe Mon 22 May 2017 22:42:01 No.665668 Report

Quoted By:

buying a great sword, then rolling to train with it

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 280 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 280 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 22:42:21 No.665675 Report

Quoted By:

>>665616
>argentinian nigger slayer

You can start with yourself, sambo

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vd8FKYBe Mon 22 May 2017 22:44:41 No.665735 Report

Quoted By: >>665745

On mobile, testing

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vd8FKYBe Mon 22 May 2017 22:45:26 No.665745 Report

Quoted By:

>>665735
Damn, title isn't saved between posts

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 23:02:03 No.666099 Report

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I guess the general has left. I take my 500 gold back.

A great sense of ennui grips me. It is not the time to visit the beacon, and yet no events happen within the bounds of my kingdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:5PI+To9c Mon 22 May 2017 23:02:40 No.666110 Report

Quoted By: >>666402

Not going to play today, just testing something.

test elf pls ignore 70 70 100 +1 |

test elf pls ignore 70 70 100 +1 | ID:5PI+To9c Mon 22 May 2017 23:15:16 No.666402 Report

Quoted By:

>>666110
Ok, that didn't work.

Still testing.

70
70
100
+1

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 23:28:15 No.666886 Report

Quoted By:

Fuck it. I ride out from the castle, and go to inspect the beacon in the mountains.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wTrym2ir Mon 22 May 2017 23:30:06 No.666917 Report

Quoted By: >>667038

>>652741
Roll

Neiryon the Aquamancer (elve) Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Neiryon the Aquamancer (elve) Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:wTrym2ir Mon 22 May 2017 23:37:15 No.667038 Report

Quoted By: >>667232

>>666917
Eleven aquamancer. Noice.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:uhNOOqox Mon 22 May 2017 23:40:58 No.667091 Report

Quoted By: >>667232

rolling

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:vVLWRXI+ Mon 22 May 2017 23:42:46 No.667117 Report

Quoted By: >>667232

>>652741
Lets do this nigger

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8LpLg+Yz Mon 22 May 2017 23:50:18 No.667209 Report

Quoted By: >>667232

>>652741
roll

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Mon 22 May 2017 23:51:35 No.667232 Report

Quoted By: >>667339

>>667038
>>667091
>>667117
>>667209
You guys playing or just rolling?

There aren't any evildoers around atm but quests come to those who make them

Neiryon the Aquamancer (elve) Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10

Neiryon the Aquamancer (elve) Lv1 (70/70/100) XP:0/10 ID:wTrym2ir Mon 22 May 2017 23:59:28 No.667339 Report

Quoted By: >>667368 >>667451

>>667232
I'm playing but it seems no one is here rn

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 1/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 00:01:08 No.667368 Report

Quoted By:

>>667339
I've gotten too powerful and crushed evil from the land

When next it arises I will remain in my fortress. It will be up to the people to fight it off.

The fair maiden appears to have a quest, when she comes back something will happen

Anyway roll to train with the sword

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 00:01:49 No.667376 Report

Quoted By: >>667451

(Okay, not AFK anymore!)

>You are no longer AFK.

>>660827
>EVENT:

>North east of the kingdom, nested in between the mountain range known to contain the evil citadel, a beacon of light errupts, burning bright enough as to be visible from many miles away. It appears to be coming from a seperate structure which had until now evaded notice of scouts until this point. Curious onlookers are already gossiping among themselves as to what this means exactly, the news shifting from the common ranks upward to the palace halls. (New Quest: Inspect the Beacon!)

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 00:07:29 No.667451 Report

Quoted By: >>667624

>>667376
Excellent!

>>667339
You there, water mage! Your king orders you to inspect the beacon in the evil mountains. You will be richly rewarded if you can bring back details.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 00:18:51 No.667624 Report

Quoted By: >>667690

>>667451
Well I tried.

Gripped by ennui, I put on my magical armor, cape and sword, and ride into the mountains. It's entirely improper, of course. A king's place is at his capital. But I cannot stand the sight of my tapestries anymore.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 00:23:59 No.667690 Report

Quoted By: >>667839

>>667624

>Deciding to travel to a the location of the beacon yourself, you manage to brave the wilderness and come in front of a structure unlike anything you have likely yet seen.

>Before you stands a many-storied tower built largely of metal in a style matching no building in the kingdom, jutting from the earth like a nail halfway driven through the ground. The wind blows against your back as you peer at the strange yellow and black stripes which dot its external railings, noticing the scent of heated copper present coming east from the tower's entrance. Your inner voice senses danger, but you knew that such would be typical of an area situated in the cursed mountains.

>The front gate appears to once have been sealed shut by a large vault door that has since been breached by some unknown party using a still-present lever mounted on a cart. Stepping inside reveals a possible identity: several skeletons, charred to the bone lay in a position that implied writhing in agony, many holes in their ribs suggesting that whatever they were fighting with shot them to death. The air is laced with scents of metal and oils, the atmosphere significantly warmer than the world on the outside. There is a winding staircase ahead which curls around the tower's central pillar, its profile disrupted by a series of pipes and cables warpped around its railing. What do you do?

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 180 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 00:32:53 No.667839 Report

Quoted By: >>667935

>>667690
My eyes scan my surroundings. This is truly a strange place, but it is unlike anything I've ever seen before. What kind of magic could have created it? Is it even magical?

A cold gust of wind blows through the door, and my white cape billows past me in the wind. Steeling myself, I step forward and up the stairs. My hand rests on the pommel of my sword, ready to draw it at the first sign of danger.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 00:38:23 No.667935 Report

Quoted By: >>668106

>>667839

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIEB2Le5jqA

>Using your sneaking skills (or perhaps luck), you manage to creep through the first few stories of the odd metal tower. The noise of metal against metal and motors in motion resonate across the area, exposed pipes belching steam and inconveniently placed conveyer belts which empty out into lava proving to be repeated hazards. Though the interior of the building is largely sealed off from the outside world, glass bulbs emit light from which to brighten the tower's inside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ceLYN1txrA

>You stop halfway up the tower to notice the noise of what at first seems to be a particularly strong wind current in spite of the buiding's sealed nature. An inhuman, electronic grunt brings your attention to a nasty looking piece of machinery that guards a staircase, a spherical automaton with eight bladed arms, spinning them like a sinister windmill. It doesn't appear to notice you yet. What do you do?

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](163 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 00:49:05 No.668106 Report

Quoted By: >>668191 >>668199

>>667935
I should have known. There are many sentient robots living in my kingdom, so I am familiar with such things. I've never seen anything quite like this, however. It doesn't look like it'll go down easily.

Still, I have no need to expend more energy than necessary. I raise my enchanted left gauntlet, and with 10 MP, reach out from a safe distance, to grab one of the machine's arms in a vicelike grip.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 00:52:11 No.668167 Report

Quoted By: >>668330

>Mechanic: DR - Damage Reduction, or DR is a variant of defense that works similarly in that it subtracts the damage that its possesser takes from an enemy attack roll. Unlike defense, it cannot negate damage to 0, and a successful attack roll will always deal at least 1 damage if it does not have any defense. (e.g. a monster with 3 DR will still take 1 damage from a roll of 2, though it takes a roll of at least 4 to deal more than a single point of damage. DR does not stack with defense, but a monster can have both defense and DR (i.e. a monster with 1 Def and 3 DR requires an unmodified roll of at least 2 to damage it, and will take one point of damage for rolls of 2-3.) A monster cannot have higher defense than it does DR, or rather, a DR lower than defense is pointless. Elemental damage ignores DR entirely.

>Mechanic: King - You are the King! You cannot die from random encounters as per stated in the rules, but watch out - that doesn't mean that they can't leave you mangled and need of rescue, your majesty!

>The mechanical monster notices you and springs into action in inhuman response time; it appears it bows to no king, not even one such as yourself. The glare of its lit visor focused on you feels warm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrLX8kyP9Ik
>ENCOUNTER:

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [140/150 HP, 30/30 MP]

You got the first strike! Octotron rolls to resist being *Held*!

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 00:53:32 No.668191 Report

Quoted By: >>668330

>>668106

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlw2mnv2MuA

Octotron breaks free from your grip! Octotron used Blender!
>Blender (10 MP) - Attacks up to three targets twice in a row in a single turn.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 45/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 00:54:11 No.668199 Report

Quoted By: >>668330

>>668106

Octotron's second attack! (Blender)

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [140/150 HP, 20/30 MP]

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:96uXBBCm Tue 23 May 2017 00:54:53 No.668213 Report

Quoted By:

>>652741
i'll bite

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](145 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](145 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:02:44 No.668330 Report

Quoted By: >>668348 >>668393 >>668420 >>668445

>>668191
>>668199
>>668167
I curse under my breath as my telekinetic grip is broken, and the machine rushes down the stair case. My armor is finely made and enhanced with powerful magic, and the first strike scrapes down it leaving a small scratch. It's enough to unbalance me though, and the second one tears through into my underarm and stabs down into my torso. Other secondary strikes are absorbed by the armor, but that one is particularly brutal, and I suffer 18 damage.

I stumble down the stairs, pulling myself off of the blade arm. With a roar of rage, I pull my sword free, and it bursts into white hot fire. This is what I get for trying to bypass a fair fight.

Regaining my posture, I slash down to attempt to sever the machine's arms. A grimace covers my face as I ignore the pain of the wounnd I've suffered.

>total bonus +28 dmg unless I roll a 0, which is always a failure

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](145 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](145 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:03:38 No.668348 Report

Quoted By:

>>668330
it had to happen sometime.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](149 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](149 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:06:16 No.668393 Report

Quoted By:

>>668330
Should be -14 damage, my mistake

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:08:02 No.668420 Report

Quoted By:

>>668330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RMdpj7mgDU
>Your attack glances off the hard metal casing of the robotic adversary. It does not so much as flinch as it reverses the rotation rate of its blades to meet your own in a flurry of chops.

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [140/150 HP, 20/30 MP]

>>668330

Octotron used Blender! (-10 MP)

>>664388
>(Remove: x1 Potion of Restoration (20 HP/MP)
You hear faint noises in the stairs down below.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:09:28 No.668445 Report

Quoted By: >>668530

>>668330

>The Octotron's first attempt at attacking you is swiftly and skillfully evaded!
Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [140/150 HP, 10/30 MP]

Octotron's second attack! (Blender)

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:8WuL7C4g Tue 23 May 2017 01:09:59 No.668451 Report

Quoted By: >>668505

rollerino

Butcio3putcio the Nobleman (human)

Butcio3putcio the Nobleman (human) ID:8WuL7C4g Tue 23 May 2017 01:12:18 No.668505 Report

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>>668451

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](149 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](149 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:13:37 No.668530 Report

Quoted By: >>668548 >>668584

>>668445
The machine once again attacks, and again its blade slightly evades my armor, leaving a slight scratch and again drawing blood. (-1)

I counter, and strike downward with my sword again, again aiming to sever limbs.Blue flame leaps from my sword as it swings down.

>total bonus +28 dmg unless I roll a 0, which is always a failure

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](148 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](148 HP, 170 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:14:30 No.668548 Report

Quoted By:

>>668530
...
Fixed HP

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E]

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E] ID:wWNLYpWp Tue 23 May 2017 01:15:59 No.668571 Report

Quoted By: >>668675

>>653492
Oh shit the Thuggernaut has fallen. Where is Evil Fucking Warlock? Does the citadel still stand?

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:16:30 No.668584 Report

Quoted By: >>668675

>>668530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwIENbw0GXA
>Your attack again glances off the hard metal casing of the robotic adversary.

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [140/150 HP, 10/30 MP]

>>668530

Octotron's attack!

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](136 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](136 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:21:43 No.668675 Report

Quoted By: >>668723 >>668772 >>668808

>>668571
I conquered the citadel and had my engineers destroy it. The Evil Fucking Warlock still lives, but his whereabouts are unknown.

>>668584
I just noticed the Octotron has it's own bonus, updated my HP accordingly.

Once again the hard casing of the machine stops my strike. I'm able to parry most of the counterattack, but again some of the blades get through my experienced defense.

I begin to become frustrated. This machine's armor is stronger than I thought! Willing another 10 MP into my blade, (bonus + 3) I again lunge forward, and bring the weapon down, this time of the main chassis of the robot.

>total bonus +31 dmg unless I roll a 0, which is always a failure

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](136 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO screencap.jpg, 7KiB, 480x360

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](136 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:24:07 No.668723 Report

Quoted By:

>>668675
The weapon flames more brightly than before, and heat washes back over me as fire trails behind it.

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E]

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E] ID:wWNLYpWp Tue 23 May 2017 01:26:55 No.668772 Report

Quoted By: >>668799

>>668675
You'll pay for this, Angmar. The Citadel will rise again.

Roll to hunt rabbits in the outskirts of the city.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](136 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](136 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:28:59 No.668799 Report

Quoted By:

>>668772
Challenge me any time you like, villain. They don't call me "the Sword" for nothing.

Your friend tried to run and squealed like a pig as he died.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:29:33 No.668808 Report

Quoted By: >>668881

>>668675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMudwKHUA6Y
>You manage to position your blade in such a way as to slice off multiple arms from the Octotron's body, using its own spinning motion to aid in the process as it becomes a Hexatron. It continues to fight as though nothing had happened at all.

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [108/150 HP, 10/30 MP]

>>668675

Octotron's attack!

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](128 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](128 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:34:29 No.668881 Report

Quoted By: >>668930

>>668808
Seeing that the attack has indeed penetrated the machine's defenses, I press forward. Years of training becomes obvious: my sword whips around in front of me, slicing at the robot left and right. Whenever I get a chance, I strike to deal real damage.

I take a step up with each thrust, and come closer and closer to the machine as I fight.

>attack!
>total bonus +28 dmg unless I roll a 0, which is always a failure

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:38:02 No.668930 Report

Quoted By: >>669046

>>668881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzHiOES8kY
>With less blades to protect its more delicate parts from being impacted, you slash at one of the Octotron's seams, denting it and affecting its ability to rotate, a harsh screeching noise now present as its hemispheres no longer properly fit on their bearings.

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [83/150 HP, 10/30 MP]

>>668881

Octotron's attack!

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E]

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E] ID:wWNLYpWp Tue 23 May 2017 01:38:58 No.668954 Report

Quoted By: >>668992

Clearly won't get far working on the outside. Roll to sneak into the city in disguise.

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E]

Fugg the Thug [70H,70M,0G,LVL1,5E] ID:wWNLYpWp Tue 23 May 2017 01:41:19 No.668992 Report

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>>668954
I'll head through the sewers instead. Rolling to pick lock.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](128 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](128 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:44:00 No.669046 Report

Quoted By: >>669126

>>668930
The weakened machine strikes back, but I've regained my momentum and I easily avoid or parry all of its strikes.

As it attempts to strike me down, I again lash out at its arms, trying to sever more of them with my metal sword.

Where did this machine come from? Certainly its defensive capabilities are equal to some of the best warriors. Even as I force it to back down it mounts a fierce resistance, and adrenaline pumps through my veins.

>attack!
>total bonus +28 dmg unless I roll a 0, which is always a failure

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:47:49 No.669126 Report

Quoted By: >>669208

>>669046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGOvwmSRimA
>The Hexatron is now a Pentatron. Sparks are flying out of its the severed wiring of its limbs as it coldy calculates its next course of action.

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [53/150 HP, 10/30 MP]

>>669046

Octotron's attack!

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](122 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 01:52:13 No.669208 Report

Quoted By: >>669371 >>669398

>>669126
I continue to wear the robot down, and begin to slash at the construct's main chassis, slicing away armor with precise strokes.

>attack!
>total bonus +28 dmg unless I roll a 0, which is always a failure

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:58:52 No.669371 Report

Quoted By: >>669456

>>669208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KottBXVBho
>The harsh noise of metal grinding against metal is followed by a burning scent as you see the Octotron's deformed monoque tearing itself apart in order to continue running. Its body was heating to an orange glow. It releases another flurry of blows with its remaining limbs, spewing sparks in every direction.

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [21/150 HP, 10/30 MP]

Octotron HAS ENRAGED (does x2 base damage an attack.)

>>669208

Octotron used Blender! (-10 MP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 01:59:45 No.669398 Report

Quoted By:

>>669208

>Its blades just glance off your armor, but strike with force nonetheless.
Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [21/150 HP, 0/30 MP]

Octotron's second attack! (Blender)

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 02:02:42 No.669456 Report

Quoted By: >>669521

>>669371
Wading through the dying blows of the machine, I pull my sword back, and then lunge forward in a straight thrust to the center of the enemy. Flame leaps from my blade as it pierces the heart of the enemy.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 02:06:36 No.669521 Report

Quoted By: >>669616

>>669456

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LWNaPgLQIE

Striking a lethal blow to the machine, you manage to sever its upper and lower monoque, splitting it in two as the upper hemisphere goes airborne for a split second, crashing to a floor down below accompanied by the noise of its visor shattering into a thousand pieces. Its tracked remains spew a steady funnel of smoke as the metal terror permanently shuts down.

Octotron +4, DR 4, Def 1 [0/150 HP, 0/30 MP] (+3 EXP)

>LOOT:

>-Octotron Blade +4
>-x3 Glass Shards
>-Disembodied Track
>-Vial of Gasoline

The encounter has ended, but you are still only halfway through the tower.

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 02:11:41 No.669616 Report

Quoted By: >>669811

>>669521
I breath heavily for a moment, then sheath my sword, its light fading. The machine has left me with a variety of scrapes and bruises, and together they leave me hurting all over, but not actually harmed.

I look up the tower, and my face sets in a scowl. Whatever evil dwells here, it will be stamped out before it can threaten my realm. I continue to climb, eyes fixed on the stairs above me.

Inventory:
>Flaming Sword of Truth
>Magical Armor of Justice
>Cape of Wisdom
>Enchanter's gem
>Badass Castle
>-Octotron Blade +4
>-x3 Glass Shards
>-Disembodied Track
>-Vial of Gasoline

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 02:25:33 No.669811 Report

Quoted By: >>670107 >>670460

>>669616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NIXXfUVYUQ
>*RING* *RING* IRING*
>It appears you have triggered some sort of alarm system. A high-pitched wail resonates across the area as steel doors on the floors below slam themselves shut without external aid. Hurrying up the staircase, you reach the pinnacle of the tower which directs you to an open hall filled with mechanisms and empty brass shelves which once held many books. At the edge of a collection of books is a flickering screen.

>A Large Brown Tome (Indecipherable)
>4 Thin Brown Tomes (Indecipherable)
>3 Green Grown Tomes (Indecipherable)
>A Faded Thin Brown Tome Titled "Buisness Transactions"
>A Crumbling Tome (Indecipherable)

>>664388
>An alarm has been sounded which resonates across the tower. Someone is inside! You poke outside of your room to see a regally dressed man patrolling the area you were studying at an indeterminate time prior. Could it be?

>>669616
>From a small door peering out of an elevated catwalk peers out a fair maiden whose hair was as blue as the lake. She waves a hankerchief enthusiastically at you as she hurries trough a catwalk and ladder to meet your presence.

"My HERO! I've been trapped in this tower for weeks now and- "

>>664388
>Another pang of déjà vu rushes through your head as you could have almost sworn that a scene similar to this one had occured in the past, causing you to pause your words as you take a closer look at the warrior before you.
"That outfit... that cape! Are you a... King?"

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 02:40:18 No.670107 Report

Quoted By: >>670460

>>669811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4nUD_dNiGo

My hand instantly flies back to the pommel of my sword as I hurry up the stairs, but I have a moment to look around when I reach the top. There is little time, so I grab the lightest book, named "business transactions." It seems like the most likely to give me information about this place.

I put the book into my bag, and look around my surroundings, my face stern. I have no doubt that I can escape if need be, but I have no intention of being overwhelmed by more robotic guards.

As I look back down the staircase, a maiden unexpectedly appears in a doorway at the end of the hall. Shock registers on my face for a moment, but quickly vanishes and is replaced by the same grim determination.

"Indeed, madam, and we are on the edge of my realm." My hand grips my sword. I can hardly trust just anyone out here in the cursed mountains.

"What can you tell me of this place?" I ask, my eyes still scanning the area for enemies.

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

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Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 02:58:17 No.670460 Report

Quoted By: >>670497

>>670107

>The King appeared to be covered in many scrapes and scratches - his ornately decorated armor was marred by a recent conflict with the tower's star guardian.
"Oh your Majesty, I... I knew that if someone would come to rescue me, it would be you! Wait, before I forget, take this! It's my favor, I need to give it to the noble man who saved me!"
>Handing Angmar x1 Silk Favorchief

"But, his place- it- it's a wizard tower! Wizards build these structures around the realm and use them to house their experiments and store maidens! I don't know how I know that but for some reason I think that this isn't the first one I've been trapped in! But I can't remember anything else I just woke up in here one day and the lower floors were guarded by these killer statues! They're armed with these weapons that can-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzd7OJmlqmM

"Oh no..."

>>669811
>>670107

>Dark figures creep toward you from the shadows, their every movement accompanied by an eerie mechanical whine. Two robots emerge, glaring at you with their singular eyes and brandishing some type of laser cannon. Trailing behind is a third tracked machine that appears to be pulsating light.

>Encounter:

SoldatRobo A +2, DR 4, Def 1 [40/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
SoldatRobo B +2, DR 4, Def 1 [40/40 HP, 20/20 MP]
Discobot, DR 4, Def 1 [20/20 HP, 40/40 MP]

The enemy is rolling for initiative! (Difficulty 6)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP)

Sirkku the Fair Maiden of Ice Level 2, +1 (HP 80/80, MP 65/85, GP 100, 4/10 XP) ID:4iOYUsps Tue 23 May 2017 03:00:11 No.670497 Report

Quoted By:

>>670460

>Sirkku and Angmar get the initiative!

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP]

King Angmar the Sword [+11 gnrl bonus, +17 cbt bonus, -4 dmg](104 HP, 160 MP, 780 GP) [L12, 2/10 XP] ID:fU1afMRq Tue 23 May 2017 03:03:28 No.670556 Report

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>>670540
>>670540
>>670540

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