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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 05:51:06 No.6529462 View View Reply Original Report

hello /bant/, how are you doing?

i spent the past 6 hours helping my dad paint our huge ass fence and my back and wrists hurt so fucking much

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KyKzDHpG Wed 26 Sep 2018 05:52:08 No.6529469 Report

Quoted By: >>6529477

>>6529462
i want to masturbate but i realize i'm addicted to it so i'm trying not to

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 05:54:05 No.6529477 Report

Quoted By: >>6529481

>>6529469
why anon? masturbating is completely normal
even if you're doing it more than twice a day
your body will release semen on its own anyway if you don't do it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KyKzDHpG Wed 26 Sep 2018 05:55:05 No.6529481 Report

Quoted By: >>6529506

>>6529477
because it makes me feel dirty i guess

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:k/Oj7G0t Wed 26 Sep 2018 05:55:42 No.6529482 Report

Quoted By: >>6529506 >>6529532

I haven't slept for over 50 hours and I'm still not feeling tired. Idk what to do

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:01:23 No.6529506 Report

Quoted By: >>6529520 >>6529556 >>6529568

>>6529481
ohh
well, you should still jerk it at least once in a while
otherwise your body is gonna do it on its own eventually and you're gonna cum yourself. that wouldn't be fun

>>6529482
>50 hours
howwwww. i can't even last 24 hours
do you think you might have a sleeping disorder? maybe you should get sleepy tablets

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o9RieKm5 Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:03:25 No.6529517 Report

Quoted By: >>6529559

>>6529462
Hey, remember me?
Painting sucks, but it's a good way to talk more to your dad-o

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KyKzDHpG Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:03:35 No.6529520 Report

Quoted By: >>6529559

>>6529506
cumming yourself is so messy :(

Fagapore

Fagapore ID:o9RieKm5 Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:04:41 No.6529532 Report

Quoted By: >>6529541

>>6529482
Are you gay-hating denmark?Idk man do something productive til you get sleepy

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k2gmtqY0 Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:06:53 No.6529541 Report

Quoted By: >>6529552

>>6529532
72% of gays have an STD.
Over 50% of those who have HIV are homos

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o9RieKm5 Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:08:10 No.6529552 Report

Quoted By: >>6529557

>>6529541
Cool story bro,I'm a virgin and I plan to stay that way until I find my bf for life

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XqBF+tlN Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:08:41 No.6529556 Report

Quoted By: >>6529559 >>6529568

>>6529506
>50 hours

He must be trolling, it's obvious as fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k2gmtqY0 Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:08:55 No.6529557 Report

Quoted By: >>6529560

>>6529552
Your bf will give you an STD

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:09:25 No.6529559 Report

Quoted By: >>6529563 >>6529564

>>6529517
yes, herro

>>6529520
very messy
the worst part is you never know when your body is gonna decide to do it
you could nut yourself during an interview or something
scary

>>6529556
i mean, that's only a little over 2 days
it's believable

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o9RieKm5 Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:09:52 No.6529560 Report

Quoted By:

>>6529557
Lole no he won't
Someone who is dumb enough to not use protection will not be my bf, I want someone that I can talk with on any and every level.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:KyKzDHpG Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:10:23 No.6529563 Report

Quoted By: >>6529628 >>6529649

>>6529559
it only happens when i sleep, anon
do you just randomly nut in the day?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XqBF+tlN Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:10:32 No.6529564 Report

Quoted By: >>6529628

>>6529559
>i mean, that's only a little over 2 days
it's believable

Still don't believe it

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:k/Oj7G0t Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:11:41 No.6529568 Report

Quoted By: >>6529580 >>6529628

>>6529506
Idk. I haven't been doing much recently. I usually get nauseous after not sleeping for so long but not this time. Might just look into some sleeping pills.
>>6529556
Lots of people stay awake for 2 days or more when they want to fix their sleeping cycle. It's normal for NEETs at least.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XqBF+tlN Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:13:33 No.6529580 Report

Quoted By:

>>6529568
Ok fine

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:21:47 No.6529628 Report

Quoted By: >>6529814 >>6529874

>>6529563
nah
i masturbate regularly to avoid nuttin myself
it's unironically one of my fears

>>6529564
okai

>>6529568
that's quite unusual
getting some sleeping pills is probably a good idea

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:25:03 No.6529649 Report

Quoted By:

>>6529563
and ye
if your body decides to get rid of the sperm it'll just suddenly happen
you could be walking through the city and all of a sudden you're nutting everywhere
no joke

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:48:39 No.6529773 Report

Quoted By: >>6529794 >>6529814 >>6529874

reviving dead thread to say
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:51:48 No.6529794 Report

Quoted By: >>6529806 >>6529874

>>6529773
suck my burg first

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:54:08 No.6529806 Report

Quoted By: >>6529856 >>6529874

>>6529794
imma steal ur burg
and then ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵘʳ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ

wait no other way around
steal ur burg
and then u
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ

tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi

tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:mI/M/T8S Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:55:06 No.6529814 Report

Quoted By: >>6529825

>>6529628
This one time when I was like 14 I decided to go full nofap for a while because I thought I was addicted to masturbation

Only stopped after I blew the second fattest nut of my life in my sleep after like a month

>>6529773
Good morning burg gang brit

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 06:56:13 No.6529825 Report

Quoted By: >>6529840 >>6529874

>>6529814
good morn im really fucking tired

tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi

tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:mI/M/T8S Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:00:33 No.6529840 Report

Quoted By: >>6529850

>>6529825
get some coffee friend

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:02:41 No.6529850 Report

Quoted By: >>6529874 >>6529884

>>6529840
acquiring coffee
and
ˢᵘᶜᶜ
and
ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ
as we speak

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:03:33 No.6529856 Report

Quoted By: >>6529874 >>6529885 >>6529900

>>6529806
i kinda like the first one better
also you aren't gonna steal my burg

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XqBF+tlN Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:09:35 No.6529874 Report

Quoted By: >>6529884 >>6529894

>>6529628
>>6529773
>>6529794
>>6529806
>>6529825
>>6529850
>>6529856

The burg meme (aka the "anime girl eating a burger" meme) seems to overused at this point. In fact, I think this meme is even more overused than the dutch.gif picture. It's getting kinda annoying.

I, anon, officially declare "burg" a dead maymay!

tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi

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tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:mI/M/T8S Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:12:45 No.6529884 Report

Quoted By:

>>6529850
A lovely trinity

>>6529874
burg gang burg gang

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:13:08 No.6529885 Report

Quoted By: >>6529923

>>6529856
thats really gay fren what the heck

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:15:18 No.6529894 Report

Quoted By: >>6529908

>>6529874
burg gang burg gang burg gang burg gang
spent 10 racks at my local fast food chain
ate so much now i got stomach pains
burg gang burg gang burg gang burg gang

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:18:28 No.6529900 Report

Quoted By: >>6529923

>>6529856
me stealin ur burg
ˢᵘᶜᵏᶦᶰ ᵘʳ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:21:00 No.6529908 Report

Quoted By:

>>6529894
im gonna pat u
and
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵘʳ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ

good post
we need more burg gangsters

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:25:23 No.6529923 Report

Quoted By: >>6529950

>>6529885
it's only gay if we don't say no homo after ;)

>>6529900
do NOT touch my burg you thieving bongboi

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:rWO2MKfT Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:30:20 No.6529950 Report

Quoted By: >>6529983

>>6529923
The image is named "mine now" for a reason
*steals burg*
*says no homo*
*leaves*
bai fren

AND REMEMBER, TO ALL YOU LURKERS OUT THERE
ˢᵘᶜᵏ ᵐʸ ᵖᵉᵉᵖᵉᵉ

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:FFtKiO0g Wed 26 Sep 2018 07:41:08 No.6529983 Report

Quoted By:

>>6529950
WTF
ok i'm going to make another burg and eat it while you're gone

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