Hello my name is imam abdul hussain al-habibi
I work for the one and only god
He is the only one that give me orders
Even government cannot give orders to me except if god wills it
Now my holy fellows,
If you had the chance to stroke the one eyed snake, ruffle your jimmies, touch the dragon, oof your moof, butter you nutter, molest your gutter, enhance the stick, ascend the spear, shine the sword, fix the ram, grab the log, pat your second head.. would you do it?

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