>be me
>be epic
>be on reddit r/greentext right now desu some karma hungry faggot will post anything on there
anyways
>be fucking organge
>whoops I thrusted too h4rd
>nearly rip off that small fleshy thing that holds ur pp together, it's a foreskin right?
>bleeding since it teared and nearly teared it comeplety
>run out of kitchen and go upstairs
>get that water thingy which is like 97 percent alcohol
>pour it on my pp to heal the wound
>shout
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT STINGS! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>now in the bath screaming and using the showerhead to water off the alcohol and blood still screaming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>I try to be quiet but end up screaming after a few seconds of holding in the screams
>i think i need to pour more of the alchol stuff to heal otherwise my dick will be fucked up forever
>pours some on for the final time
>worse this time because before it was just a few drops but this time I poured quite a bit because I was shaking
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (pic related) HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Never again did I fuck an organge, this was maybe last year or earlier this year I forgot desu and my foreskin is now kinda weird because of it.