>2018
>Doesn't drink coffee

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it keeps you up at night

And? Was life a contest about who sleeps the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can drink in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to drink a pot every day, fucking peat-gavel