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Quoted By: >>6552181
> be me
> tard cousin comes over
>starts wreaking my shit
>don't bother telling my mom because she won't do shit
>fast forward a month
>tard cousin has b day party even though he's 20
>gets crappy presents
>he plays with them for a while then tards out in other room
>find coolest toy
>remote car
>steps on it it breaks
>tard goes ballistic
>tell everyone it was a accident
>mfw I get away with it
>mfw avenged my radios death
>mfw he doesn't come over as often
> tard cousin comes over
>starts wreaking my shit
>don't bother telling my mom because she won't do shit
>fast forward a month
>tard cousin has b day party even though he's 20
>gets crappy presents
>he plays with them for a while then tards out in other room
>find coolest toy
>remote car
>steps on it it breaks
>tard goes ballistic
>tell everyone it was a accident
>mfw I get away with it
>mfw avenged my radios death
>mfw he doesn't come over as often
