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Anonymous ID:R95zZ0E7 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:16:42 No.6564346 View View Reply Original Report

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>drink coffee
>have to poop
masterrace reporting in

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Fake-Kobe ID:5SUJkjeC Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:17:33 No.6564352 Report

Quoted By: >>6564359

>don't drink coffee
>still need to poop
Shut the fuck up retarded incel

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C⌬©⍟ℕυͳ !!ejZnhfeYlll ID:W/yslHb9 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:18:44 No.6564358 Report

Quoted By: >>6564363

I'm right there with you

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Anonymous ID:R95zZ0E7 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:18:53 No.6564359 Report

Quoted By: >>6564362

>>6564352
stay mad, coffeelet

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Fake-Kobe ID:5SUJkjeC Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:19:44 No.6564362 Report

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>>6564359

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Anonymous ID:R95zZ0E7 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:19:50 No.6564363 Report

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>>6564358
>only 30% of coffee drinkers need to push out a big ol' log after a cup
feels good man

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Anonymous ID:0obTcxzE Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:24:01 No.6564382 Report

Quoted By: >>6564395 >>6564403 >>6564413 >>6564416

>drink alcohol
>intestines violently send everything down faster than I can poop it, giving me stomache cramps as I sprint for the bathroom
>vow to never drink again
>drink again in a few days

Get on my level.

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Anonymous ID:Wo8oO+4x Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:25:49 No.6564395 Report

Quoted By: >>6564403 >>6564562

>>6564382

Are u even trying?

>Take opiates
>Don't shit in 4 days
>Shit a dryass pinecone that leaves bloodstains

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Anonymous ID:R95zZ0E7 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:27:05 No.6564403 Report

Quoted By: >>6564423

>>6564382
>>6564395
makes me glad I'm not a filthy degenerate

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tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:M8a7TLC3 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:28:39 No.6564413 Report

Quoted By: >>6564432

>>6564382
Alcohol gives me diarrhea too; any idea why?

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Fake-Kobe ID:5SUJkjeC Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:29:27 No.6564416 Report

Quoted By: >>6564687

>>6564382
>be lactose intollerant
>drink a full bottle of milk
>same shit happen
>same vow
Now what

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Anonymous ID:Wo8oO+4x Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:30:39 No.6564423 Report

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>>6564403

But being a degenerate has its percs™

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Anonymous ID:R95zZ0E7 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:32:03 No.6564432 Report

Quoted By: >>6564452 >>6564687

>>6564413
god is displeased with the act of drinking alcohol, so he smites your bowels

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tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:M8a7TLC3 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:35:06 No.6564452 Report

Quoted By: >>6564462

>>6564432
i meant like medically, but ill keep that explanation in mind if i can't figure it out

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Fake-Kobe ID:5SUJkjeC Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:36:34 No.6564462 Report

Quoted By: >>6564549

>>6564452
Same for the milk i guess, your body can't process it and start using water to get alcol the fuck outta your body the fastest way possible

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tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:M8a7TLC3 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:52:11 No.6564549 Report

Quoted By: >>6564561

>>6564462
But then why doesn't that happen to everyone when they drink alcohol

What condition do i have that makes me intolerant to it? Am i allergic to tannin or something?

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Fake-Kobe ID:5SUJkjeC Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:53:50 No.6564561 Report

Quoted By: >>6564600

>>6564549
Dunno, but it's not allergic, but it's a good thing, if your body can't absorb it, it doesn't damage you,

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>>6564395
See it's a weird feel. I drink coffee all day but also take kratom all day and roxie routinely. I go to the bathroom needing to shit and just sit there unless it's been 5 or 6 hours since

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tradewinds !!Cp8+7RPV3xi ID:M8a7TLC3 Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:59:34 No.6564600 Report

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>>6564561
I guess that makes sense

You're probably right about my body not properly absorbing it, because it takes a lot of alcohol to get me drunk

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Anonymous ID:0obTcxzE Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:17:25 No.6564687 Report

Quoted By: >>6564690 >>6566074

#YOLO
Mixin alcohol and caffeine. Lets see how my body likes it this way.

>>6564416
You are a man of taste as well. The body can fuck off. I want what I want.

>>6564432
Jesus drank wine. Alcohol is God-approved.

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Anonymous ID:R95zZ0E7 Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:18:49 No.6564690 Report

Quoted By: >>6564996

>>6564687
>Epic Games Launcher
YO BRUH PLEY SOME FUKKEN FORTNITE N DAB ON EMMMM

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Anonymous ID:0obTcxzE Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:00:59 No.6564996 Report

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>>6564690
I prefer UT over fortnite, but I do play it some.

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Fake-Kobe ID:5SUJkjeC Sun 30 Sep 2018 20:02:01 No.6566074 Report

Quoted By: >>6566188

>>6564687
What happened lad, are you alive?

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Anonymous ID:0obTcxzE Sun 30 Sep 2018 20:16:10 No.6566188 Report

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>>6566074
Combining these two drugs has granted me unlimited power! BYAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! my bowels remain strong for now.

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