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ID:8VEh71XH No.6571994 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
You are an NPC if you:
>are a woman
>are not white
>are extroverted
>play Fortnite
>got a driver's license at the youngest legally possible age
>dropped out of high school
>post on reddit
>post on Tumblr
>watch let's plays on YouTube
>drink coffee
>put sugar, milk, or coffee cream in your tea
>are sexually attracted to women
>watch cable TV
>are a vegetarian/vegan/gluten free/other diet fads
>wear graphic tees with "humorous" graphics
>like horror movies
>listen to rap or pop
>go on dates in real life to fast food restaurants
>eat sushi with a fork
>like ketchup or mayonnaise
>snore when you sleep
>are a liberal, apolitical, centrist, conservative, anarchist, capitalist, or communist
>don't play video games
>grief other people's buildings on Minecraft without reason
>carry a purse or fanny pack when going out casually
>have friends in real life
>drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes, smoke weed, and other recreational drugs
>order a Big Mac at McDonald's
>capitalize the word internet
>call OP an NPC