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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:27:56 No.6573614 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6573619 >>6573621 >>6573622 >>6573623 >>6573626 >>6573627 >>6573633 >>6573644 >>6573647 >>6573651 >>6573652 >>6573658 >>6573660 >>6573666 >>6573670 >>6573673 >>6573680 >>6573690 >>6573700

I'm a habitual drunk driver.
AMA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:31:22 No.6573615 Report

Quoted By: >>6573616

go away Hillary, you lost no one cares

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:32:38 No.6573616 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573615
fuck you!
I still have more money than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:33:04 No.6573617 Report

Quoted By: >>6573618

cool make sure you get a dash cam so we can all watch you die or kill someone

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:37:06 No.6573618 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573617
you got it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:43:52 No.6573619 Report

Quoted By: >>6573620

>>6573614
If true please kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:49:50 No.6573620 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573619
why because you stupidly think that drunk drivers kill people?
And do not have enough knowledge to know that it is speeders drunk or sober that kill people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:50:31 No.6573621 Report

Quoted By: >>6573624

>>6573614
Go get help. You have a drinking problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:52:15 No.6573622 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
Lada + Slav = indistructeble

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:53:37 No.6573623 Report

Quoted By: >>6573625

>>6573614
Why? Just get an uber you moron. DUIs are no joke not to mention the risk you're putting others in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:54:40 No.6573624 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573621
yeah I know that .
Anything else you would like to add captain obvious?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:56:09 No.6573625 Report

Quoted By: >>6573628 >>6573629

>>6573623
ubers cost money and it is the wanna be race car drivers are the ones putting people in danger.
9/10 of them are sober when they crash and fuck up themselves and others.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:56:26 No.6573626 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
Based volvo

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:57:43 No.6573627 Report

Quoted By: >>6573630

>>6573614
I can only hope that you suffer a horrific death WITHOUT hurting another human being. You are subhuman trash and I wish that police had the right to shoot drunk drivers on sight. Fuck yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:58:01 No.6573628 Report

Quoted By: >>6573631 >>6573635

>>6573625
i cant imagine being that fucking deluded but with any luck you wont be around much longer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:58:21 No.6573629 Report

Quoted By: >>6573632

>>6573625
DUIs are way more expensive than a fucking uber.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:00:15 No.6573630 Report

Quoted By: >>6573634

>>6573627
>>6573627
lol awww someone needs the pacifier.
Once again dick head speeders kill.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:00:38 No.6573631 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573628
Hey I lasted this long fuck you and your wishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:01:29 No.6573632 Report

Quoted By: >>6573662

>>6573629
The fucking dumb cunt cops never know you are drunk unless you are obviously so .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:03:46 No.6573633 Report

Quoted By: >>6573636

>>6573614
Drunk driving is unironically fun. Keep it up anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:03:54 No.6573634 Report

Quoted By: >>6573639

>>6573630
Yes, speeders kill. So do drunk drivers. You are completely fucking delusional if you think otherwise and you insult anyone who has ever lost a loved one to a drunk driver. I am one of those people, and you need to fucking kill yourself before you kill another if you think driving drunk is okay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:04:02 No.6573635 Report

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>>6573628
Also dick head that is from first hand experience. I was an EMT for 5 years in New York.
The really bad accidents I was dispatched to were for speeders. Drunk or sober it was the speed that fucked things up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:04:52 No.6573636 Report

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>>6573633
thank you kind sir.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:05:34 No.6573637 Report

Quoted By: >>6573638 >>6573641

>"I'll never get caught you're all bitches and the cops are dumb lol"
>2mo later
>"Guys fuck the police just because I had 6 beers they pulled me out of the car and arrested me fuck the pigs"
calling it now

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:06:06 No.6573638 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573637
also
>inb4 ill never get caught lol
that's what everyone says

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:06:16 No.6573639 Report

Quoted By: >>6573640 >>6573643

>>6573634
ok so dumb dickus tell me would you rather be on the road with drunk drivers who are driving slow and being cautious or sober drivers who are diving like they are in the Daytona 500?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:08:01 No.6573640 Report

Quoted By: >>6573642

>>6573639
>do you want a shit sandwich or a shit sundae, and no you can't choose neither

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:08:06 No.6573641 Report

Quoted By: >>6573648 >>6573649

>>6573637
I know I wont as I do not swerve nor stink of booze but can pass a field sobriety test . Unless it is the breathalyzer bullshit.
Yeah ok above 0.08 is impaired.
lol GTFO

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:09:29 No.6573642 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573640
do you want a large dog in your room that aggressive or a large dog that is cautious?
derp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:09:57 No.6573643 Report

Quoted By: >>6573646

>>6573639
Alcohol inhibits judgement, which includes the speed you are going in a car. Drunk drivers tend to speed more often than sober drivers. It also inhibits reaction time. Even if you are going the speed limit and driving carefully, that doesn't mean you're going to be able to avoid that person crossing the street that your brain didn't notice until it was too late.

You are delusional.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:10:02 No.6573644 Report

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>>6573614
Do you ever fall asleep drunk in the car with it running? I have a friend who does that. I'm sure he's going to kill himself any day now.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:12:01 No.6573645 Report

Quoted By: >>6573650

>drive drunk/high all the time
>literally just go slow and you won't ever fuck up

how you guys give everyone a bad name is beyond me

my fuck if you suck at drunk driving just pull over and take a break

but cuz of plebs they gotta ruin everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:12:15 No.6573646 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573643
Meanwhile most horrific accidents are caused by sober drivers who are just wanna be race car drive dickheads.
Hey what about other things that impair judgement while driving.
Lack of sleep? Something on your mind? You are sick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:13:22 No.6573647 Report

Quoted By: >>6573653

>>6573614
You WILL be caught and/or kill yourself or others. Its only a matter of time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:13:51 No.6573648 Report

Quoted By: >>6573656

>>6573641
LOL!! Keep thinking that shit, asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:14:08 No.6573649 Report

Quoted By: >>6573659

>>6573641
and when they bring out the breathalyzer what are you gonna do, refuse it? Because either way you'll be in the back of that cop car

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:14:38 No.6573650 Report

Quoted By: >>6573654

>>6573645
Hey man I never fucked up.
I had 3 accidents in a 7 year span and each one was caused by the other person.
I was stone cold sober when they happened in each one.
Yet I have driven drunk up to 1000 times since I started driving.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:15:01 No.6573651 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
I hope you don't hurt or injure anyone. Why do you feel the need to put yourself and others at risk by driving drunk? Why not just drive sober? Or walk? Or get a taxi or an uber?

You're a grade-A asshole and I hope you kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:15:34 No.6573652 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
Why do you care so little for human life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:15:50 No.6573653 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573647
Yeah because I am above their bullshit legal limit.
OMG he must have had a whole 3 beers look ta the breathalyzer read out.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:15:59 No.6573654 Report

Quoted By: >>6573661

>>6573650
getting into accidents when your stone sober and not buzzed is like the worst thing ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:16:01 No.6573655 Report

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I'm a porn addict.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:16:26 No.6573656 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573648
Yeah and wait until some sober speeding asshole 18 year old kills you loved ones .

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:16:25 No.6573657 Report

Quoted By: >>6573663

Take it from me , op, what will happen is some other fucknut will run into you and it will be their fault but the pigs will still make you blow.
Tld r. Cager crashes into me on bike, I get DUI

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:16:40 No.6573658 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
I was walking on sidewalk and got hit by a drunk driver. They threw the book at him and money at me. Can't wait till your turn ;)

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:17:02 No.6573659 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573649
you totally missed the point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:17:07 No.6573660 Report

Quoted By: >>6573664

>>6573614
Kill yourself with booze at home you selfish asshole. Why are you such a worthless cocksucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:18:16 No.6573661 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573654
It was lol
More paper work and bullshit.
Hey I was sober the other drivers were sober.
See???
Sober clueless drivers are the fucking problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:19:11 No.6573662 Report

Quoted By: >>6573667

>>6573632
^this guy is going to be caught by cops in a month or less. Cops know if you're drunk, idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:19:23 No.6573663 Report

Quoted By: >>6573665

>>6573657
unless you look or sound or stink drunk they would not have a reason to test your breath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:19:56 No.6573664 Report

Quoted By: >>6573668

>>6573660
Yeah but when I run out of booze I need to go out and get more?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:20:17 No.6573665 Report

Quoted By: >>6573669

>>6573663
Wrong. Oh, I am sad that I can't see your face when you're put into jail and then realize that your life is ruined forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:20:52 No.6573666 Report

Quoted By: >>6573671

>>6573614
>people are actually responding to this

Fucking newniggers. GTFO.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:21:23 No.6573667 Report

Quoted By: >>6573672 >>6573676

>>6573662
No sorry cops are dumb as shit.
Unless you are apparently drunk they do not know anything.
Kind of like showing a calculus book to a chimp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:21:56 No.6573668 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573664
Just kill yourself. I mean it, more than any other time. People like you are the reason why I fear for my family and friends when they go out driving. I don't even care if you go to Hell, it's better than you murdering an innocent person with your drunkenness.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:22:17 No.6573669 Report

Quoted By: >>6573674

>>6573665
lets see over a decade of driving drunk and yeah you will have to keep waiting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:23:22 No.6573670 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
Those Ladas are neat cars.
OP still a fucking moron.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:24:18 No.6573671 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573666
>people are actually responding to this
Like you just bothered to .

It is a serious topic btw faggot.
Drunk drivers!!! We will rise!!!!

Pick related try it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:24:19 No.6573672 Report

Quoted By: >>6573675

>>6573667
>No sorry cops are dumb as shit.

ooh your hubris is going to get you. Every caught criminal thought the same thoughts as you. "The others are stupid, but I am smart and will be the first person in the history of driving to get away with it 100% of the time."

Just end your life, you know you want to. Don't use a gun, though, bad optics. Go into "da hood" in your city and start talking shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:25:00 No.6573673 Report

Quoted By: >>6573677

>>6573614
You are a scumbag loser who will regret making this stupid thread when you either:
1. See your life flashing before your eyes as you meet your untimely end because of your poor decision-making skills.
2. Are sitting in the back of a squad car, where shit heads like you belong.

Either way you are lower than dirt and should promptly return to whatever subreddit it is that you crawled out of.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:25:39 No.6573674 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573669
I'm going to meditate on your getting caught and it will work. Just remember your bragging and remember me when you're rotting in jail. :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:26:03 No.6573675 Report

Quoted By: >>6573678

>>6573672
I am not staggering slurring or stammering when I am drunk.
I have known many cops and they really are pot belly pension pigs.
Dumb and lazy .

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:26:10 No.6573676 Report

Quoted By: >>6573679

>>6573667
I wouldn't say that. They can smell alcohol and that alone gives them probable cause to administer a sobriety test.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:26:48 No.6573677 Report

Quoted By: >>6573683

>>6573673
wow look at all that sand in that vagina!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:26:59 No.6573678 Report

Quoted By: >>6573682

>>6573675
>I am not staggering slurring or stammering when I am drunk.

You are, but you don't realize it, dummy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:27:35 No.6573679 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573676
lol unless you reek of it they wont smell shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:27:39 No.6573680 Report

Quoted By: >>6573684

>>6573614
>I'm a habitual drunk driver.
Stealing your dad's beer and playing with your hotwheels in your parent's basement doesn't count OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:28:23 No.6573681 Report

Quoted By:

>he actually survived that

fucking russia

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:28:27 No.6573682 Report

Quoted By: >>6573685

>>6573678
no I know I am not. been drunk and over a friends house at 9 AM and he had no idea I started drinking 3 hours earlier.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:28:39 No.6573683 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573677
About the caliber of response I would expect from a brain dead, useless alcoholic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:29:16 No.6573684 Report

Quoted By: >>6573691

>>6573680
Yeah try several liters of Chianti and then go for more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:29:38 No.6573685 Report

Quoted By: >>6573688

>>6573682
>been drunk and over a friends house at 9 AM and he had no idea I started drinking 3 hours earlier.

>My friend is totally not an idiot like me
>I'm safe to endanger others

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:29:42 No.6573686 Report

Quoted By:

Literally what even goes through your head? You're sitting there with a piece of cake in hand. Your inner voice:

>*slight discomfort*
>"...mmm... So tasty. Another bite"

>repeat x infinity

Why? This is NPC territory, your inner voice isn't able to call you into awareness. Why? Just stop!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:29:58 No.6573687 Report

Quoted By: >>6573693 >>6573694

I love how r*ddit gets triggered into hysteria over drunk driving. The post-menopausal spinsters over at MAAD really did a good job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:31:33 No.6573688 Report

Quoted By: >>6573696

>>6573685
>I'm safe to endanger others
>still miss the fact that assholes who speed kill way more people then drunk drivers do.

Oh wait since the advent of MADD there is a new truth for idiots to hug.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:31:34 No.6573689 Report

Quoted By: >>6573695

What will you do if you get randomly breath tested?
Please don't hurt anyone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:31:40 No.6573690 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
Duuuuudee beeeeeeeer looooololololol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:32:05 No.6573691 Report

Quoted By: >>6573698

>>6573684
>Chianti
So your parents let you stay up late to watch Silence of the Lambs. Good for you kid on raiding your mom's stash. Do you also play with her dildo? Post pics.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:32:35 No.6573692 Report

Quoted By: >>6573699

I pray that the only one hurt is you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:32:56 No.6573693 Report

Quoted By: >>6573697

>>6573687
>The post-menopausal spinsters over at MAAD really did a good job.

You see faggots? Someone gets it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:33:12 No.6573694 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573687
>The post-menopausal spinsters over at MAAD really did a good job.
this. For every DUI the convicted have to pay them money. Are they run by Jews by any chance?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:33:38 No.6573695 Report

Quoted By: >>6573701

>>6573689
Do they do random checks in britshit land?
They do not here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:33:40 No.6573696 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573688
You're not making any sense at all here and you want us to believe that you can operate a vehicle while drunk with any degree of accuracy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:33:50 No.6573697 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573693
>You see faggots? Someone gets it.
There should be a difference between drunk and just having a couple drinks. The penalties are absurd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:35:03 No.6573698 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573691
Yes "hurrrr your mom and your dad."
No sorry as the point was made but your failed phonics brain could not hold. I usually drive drunk when going to buy more wine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:36:15 No.6573699 Report

Quoted By: >>6573736

>>6573692
Yes and people pray their child wont die of cancer.
How how well does that work each time god boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:36:16 No.6573700 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573614
I used to do everything drunk..I lost interest and haven't drank in a decade

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:36:39 No.6573701 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573695
People like you are the reason for them, future prison inmate.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:r0KWdLXl Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:38:59 No.6573736 Report

Quoted By: >>6574190

>>6573699
Prayer works when I pray because I truly believe in God, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. You will be caught soon, unless you repent of your selfish criminal ways.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:G4pbTSdU Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:32:47 No.6574190 Report

Quoted By:

>>6573736
Or it just works by random chance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:wFNDby5L Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:21:47 No.6574454 Report

Quoted By:

I drove drunk the other day and went 200km/h blasting Angel of Death with 3 friends on board. Good times.

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