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Anonymous ID:3hUPkeQx Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:16:17 No.6575168 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6575270 >>6575530 >>6575602 >>6575651 >>6575679 >>6576513

Man, why aren't there goddamn bidets in every single country in the world?
It's one of the greatest inventions in human history

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Ezbi34Ix Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:17:10 No.6575174 Report

Quoted By: >>6575199 >>6575200 >>6575485 >>6576234

just wipe your ass with toilet paper, no need to use water like a caveman or something

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3hUPkeQx Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:18:20 No.6575184 Report

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Btw, op here. Argentinean posting from Denmark, with a sore anus

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3hUPkeQx Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:19:28 No.6575199 Report

Quoted By: >>6575223

>>6575174
>Caveman
You never used a bidet. When you try one, you'll one what ir feels like

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:t4rPtA9C Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:19:28 No.6575200 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575174
Nigga u serious

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XiBIBpR0 Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:22:23 No.6575223 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575199
Your sink is fucked up. The designer is a literal retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:EBET8M/V Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:23:30 No.6575231 Report

Quoted By: >>6575244

Went to Japan and tried a bidet there. I honestly miss it. It made life so much easier and you wasted much less toilet paper.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3hUPkeQx Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:25:39 No.6575244 Report

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>>6575231
I miss bidets too anon

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:0TMLaCiD Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:32:24 No.6575270 Report

Quoted By: >>6575302

>>6575168
bidets are gay as fuck because you know some other dude probably cleaned his ass with that too

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3hUPkeQx Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:38:54 No.6575302 Report

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>>6575270
Not sure if that's a serious argument

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lh0Ty7Ja Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:24:26 No.6575485 Report

Quoted By: >>6575575

>>6575174
Water is cheaper than paper. Plus, it is more effective. And you can use soap for best performance.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:613depWm Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:26:12 No.6575495 Report

Quoted By: >>6575575

I bought a bidet toilet seat and it has changed my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:9NJFzFXF Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:31:57 No.6575518 Report

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I miss the bidet my landlord removed from the bathroom

SataniaFag !SataniaF9Q

SataniaFag !SataniaF9Q ID:WiQwusTH Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:33:44 No.6575530 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575168
Shooting water up your ass seems hella gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wy4RJCAZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:34:26 No.6575534 Report

Quoted By: >>6575546

I just stick the garden hose up my ass after a shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lh0Ty7Ja Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:35:38 No.6575546 Report

Quoted By: >>6575572

>>6575534
Stop shitting in garden

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:ByiXWIFt Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:37:27 No.6575557 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wy4RJCAZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:38:54 No.6575572 Report

Quoted By: >>6575606

>>6575546
I will fuck you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:mV2l47WS Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:39:17 No.6575575 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575485
>>6575495
Y’all sound like a damn infomercial

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:IiarIQSe Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:40:18 No.6575583 Report

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never seen one of these bidet things. i'd probably wet my pants, haha

Heaven

Heaven ID:XGwXDwSH Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:42:44 No.6575602 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575168
for gays and women to clean the cum out of their arseholes

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lh0Ty7Ja Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:43:25 No.6575606 Report

Quoted By: >>6575639

>>6575572
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wy4RJCAZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:48:29 No.6575639 Report

Quoted By: >>6575642

>>6575606
I'll take a shit. Stick the garden hose up my ass and let you use my anus as a fleshlight.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:lh0Ty7Ja Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:49:17 No.6575642 Report

Quoted By: >>6575645

>>6575639
Gay af

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:Wy4RJCAZ Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:50:03 No.6575645 Report

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>>6575642
Ssshhhh baby. It's okay.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:/go7if+g Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:51:26 No.6575651 Report

Quoted By: >>6575854

>>6575168
>Danish anon thinks that a toilet with a built in enema is the greatest invention ever
How many cocks do you get fucked by on a regular basis anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:XglaOsYM Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:55:29 No.6575679 Report

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>>6575168
Because I just LOVE having a dirty ass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:NH0ftr+p Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:22:02 No.6575836 Report

Quoted By: >>6576108

Any MAN who uses a bidet is basically saying "I am alittle pansy boy and I like to have a sparkling clean tush tush so the manly bant boys can push their sweaty dongs into me"

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:bdx/U/gj Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:25:24 No.6575854 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575651
I don't know who you're quoting but they're hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:3hUPkeQx Tue 02 Oct 2018 01:15:23 No.6576108 Report

Quoted By: >>6576292

>>6575836
Try a bidet for a few days and tell us what you think

dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA

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dragonball !UNSTjHdDlA ID:KTCpWSqL Tue 02 Oct 2018 01:43:33 No.6576234 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575174
I agree, but...

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:NH0ftr+p Tue 02 Oct 2018 01:51:24 No.6576292 Report

Quoted By:

>>6576108
I tried it one time and I felt gay afterwards.
I felt like I wanted a dong in me.
I won't ever use one again.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:jgn76JEw Tue 02 Oct 2018 02:20:37 No.6576513 Report

Quoted By:

>>6575168
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w62NuIjapfk

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