your real mother was a hooker
your real father couldn't get laid
your mother left you in a dumpster
you were adopted by two gays
you look adopted, you look adopted, you look adopted, you look adopted
you hate father and son picnics
you hate the p.t.a.
you won't bring friends to your house
you've got two fathers and thier both fucking gay
you look adopted, you look adopted, you look adopted, you look adopted