so i was just sitting outside reading some manga
then a car pulls up
a fucking pastor for a local church gets out and so does his wife
they dont notice me sitting in the grass reading manga (its dark out lul)
so i get up to greet them and almost give the guy a heart attack
turns out that the guy who pulled up at my house a few months ago is from the same church

so the pastor starts talking to me
he treats his wife like an object
but he asks me where im going when i die
so i say probably hell (even though theres nothing after death)
he laughs and says atleast im honest
but says that i probably dont want to go
so i avoid telling him im a masochist and say that i like the ancient hell because its basically a sauna
we get into a argument about the bibles description and the ancient description and then he starts asking about my life
his wife seems uninterested and is just standing there while i awkwardly tell him about myself
eventually he asks where i goto for church
i dont go so i made up a shitty excuse about family stuff and he tells me that it can wait until later
he still doesnt know im a masochist and thinks i dont like hell
after ~40mins of awkwardly talking about religious crap he left and told me to read the back of some card
after he left i threw it out but it was something about enlightenment
i go back to reading manga in the front yard and another car pulls up
they go over to the neighbors and start doing the same
but the neighbors are actually interested
theres a fucking catholic inquisition in my town
and i just wanna read my manga in peace without having to beat around the bush with abunch of religious people