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Anonymous ID:y1QOxa1h Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:06:16 No.6580018 View View Reply Original Report

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>be me
>go to job interview
>employer asks if I smoke pot
>tell him the truth, say I occasionally indulge
>employer says "we all smoke pot here". We'll warn you before corporate tries to give you any drug tests
>get job
Anyone else have any funny interview stories?

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:o2HVHvFc Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:10:51 No.6580169 Report

Quoted By: >>6580215 >>6580216

>be me

>have crippling social anxiety and be severely mentally ill

>puke 4 times before interview

>asks me questions and I don't know how to respond and I'm drawing blanks

>tell him about the time i saw a dead duckling and buried it and had children pray over as a act of compassion

>tell him about how I play league as a example of being a part of a team

> Write by accident I was to work 30 hours a day, every day of the week

>did not get hired

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1QOxa1h Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:23:04 No.6580215 Report

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>>6580169
That sucks anon. I had one job interview over the phone where the lady kept asking why I had so many gaps in my resume. I didn't have an answer except for the fact that I hate working so I just hung up on her.
I wasn't even trying to get this job. I only went to the interview because my mom was bitching at me to get a job. I was hoping admitting that I smoke pot and asking for part time hours would disqualify me but it just made the manager like me as a candidate for being so honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:O/2OoKhf Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:23:09 No.6580216 Report

Quoted By: >>6580234 >>6580266

>>6580169
But you were elected POTUS.

Anonymous

Anonymous ID:y1QOxa1h Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:28:24 No.6580234 Report

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>>6580216
Day of the rake soon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous ID:Fg0m9hUF Wed 03 Oct 2018 04:38:12 No.6580266 Report

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>>6580216

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