Listen you faggot, no one is committing suicide on my watch.
Listen here you beautiful piece of shit, this world is amazing, sure it's fucked up in a lot of ways, but there's a lot of good things too, you're just missing them!
Everytime you bite into a piece of chocolate, or listen to music, or breath! Or relax on your comfy bed!
You're alive! You're here! think about that, that's very special, and good for you to be here,
Please don't kill yourself sir, there's so much to live for!
I can also tell you from experience that the feeling you get before you attempt/are doing it, is terrifying :( you think about all your loved ones and all your mistakes, and you instantly regret doing what you're doing.
Please stay OP, life isn't perfect, but it would be pretty bad without you.