has r/banter ever been drinking lots and lots of pepsi from the can and you open the can with your teeth all the time and its all well and good but one day your your tooth cracks off while you're opening a can and your toothth is now inside the can in the pepsi and your like "oh no mr tooth come out" but the tooth is like no so the only wa y to get it out is to drink the pepsi and you do so and mmm the pepsi tastes reall good yum yum yum and while your caught in the taste you accidentally swallow the tooth and the tooth goes down the wrong hole and lands in your lungs and becaucse its a tooth it does what teeth naturally do and instictively bites down on your lung and your like oh no because theres now a hole to the rest of your body in your lungs and now all the air that you breath in is exiting that hole and your body starts to inflate with lung air and you bloat up and look american now but its not that bad and you waddle to the door to try to get help but your stuck in the door frame and the american anthem starts playing and you shout "curse yoou tooth" and by the way the tooth that was in your lungs exited that hole in your lungs and made its way into your bladder and you really really really have to pee realy bad but your stucfk in a door frame stuck like fuck and you wet yourself and the tooth starts to tear through your urinary tract like a carnivourous kidney stone and your screaming and bloody trickles out your pee pee and your pants and undies are stained with pee and piss and your tooth lands in your hunderwear and your urethra is gaping from the tooth and that gives the air in your body a way to escape so all the air that inflated you quickly leaves your body threw my willy and the force propells me backwards like a rocket and through the window and im soaring through the sky and then run out of air and fall and die and that really sucks because dying isnt fun but at least the american anthem isnt playing anymore