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40 gypsies turn up at the pearly gates in their caravans and transit vans. St. Peter goes into the gate house and rings up God. "I've got 40 gypsies here who want to come in. Shall I let them in?". God replies "We're over our quota on pikeys this quarter. Tell you what, go back to the pearly gates get them to choose 12 of the most righteous amongst them, and we'll let those 12 come in". A minute later Pete's back on the phone "They've gone". Says Peter "What all 40 of them?" asks God. "No" says Peter "The fucking gates"!
