Who's the underage posting in the pollack's trashbin?
>You'd better know my wife, 'cause It's—
Ashley! She sucks the darkest cocks and without a hint of lotion.
>You might be the attention that I seek.
Don't let yourself be fooled by her underage demeanor.
>You'd better not respond to the great—
Ashley! She doesn't wait her bans and she never makes good threads.
>Who has time for girly things like that?

>post of gay, I'll complain all day.
>korbo's name, for someone to blame.
>stupid shit, yea, I'll never quit.
>dramaticus threadicus! Oh no, not again!

She can spam the board and still finish all her homework.
>Everyone knows that I'm the greatest—
Ashley! You'd better watch your step, or she'll derail a thread for (you)'s.
>I wreck the board each afternoon.

>my posts come straight from hell, and yes, it's true, well:
>I don't have as many friends as you.
>But I think you're nice, and maybe we could be friends. And if you say no, you're toast.

Who's the underage posting in the pollack's trashbin?
>You'd better know my wife, 'cause It's—
Ashley! Just remember this when you see her on the board:
>I'm the gayest boy you'll ever meet.
>I'm the gayest boy you'll ever meet.
>I'm the gayest boy you'll ever meet